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Rumer Willis Distracts Us From her Face Properly of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Rumer Willis Distracts Us From her Face Properly of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Willis is a dyke or not, but I can say it is safe to assume she is, because when bitches have faces like this, normally the only dudes they can get are ones they don’t want, while girls are a lot more forgiving because they look for personality, especially if that personality comes with Ashton Kutcher as a stepfather, her dad is Bruce Willis, her mom Demi Moore….so broken uterus, polluted genetics the require millions of dollars in plastic surgery to sort the fuck out, or not…Lesbianism who only gets pussy cuz she’s tied into a good crowd or not….At least she’s got tits to use to distract me…and apparently it is working.

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Eva Mendes Booty in a Dress of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eva Mendes Booty in a Dress of the Day

I am guessing Eva Mendes is in a new movie because she’s all over the motherfucking place. I am guessing she is going to be naked in the movie cuz if the studio wanted a non nude spic pussy to be in the movie, they probably would have booked America Ferrara or some shit. They know Eva Mendes is the girl to go to who gets naked, like sex scenes, cuz she’s just happy to not be working at Wal Mart like so many of her relatives before they got on her payroll. I am guessing she isn’t as motivated to get naked when there aren’t big paychecks associated with the stripdown…cuz her pics aren’t quite as slutty as what you’d expect them to be….she’s a whore like that. Here are some more of her in a tight dress…she’s all over the motherfucker….still not naked enough but I guess good enough cuz I’m wasting my time posting this garbage.

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Eva Mendes Hides All The Good Parts

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eva Mendes Hides All The Good Parts

When I downloaded these pictures I thought that Eva Mendes was showing off a little more cleavage than this, I’m wearing an old golf shirt and I’m showing more cleavage than this and I’m a dude. Anyhow, here she is at some event the other day in a dress that covers up pretty much everything that proves she’s a woman other than her head. I hope this is a trend that doesn’t continue, as if I don’t have enough reasons to stay in mother’s basement all day.

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Heidi Klum at Some Bullshit of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Heidi Klum at Some Bullshit of the Day

I like hot bodied, retired 40 year old models who have a dozen black babies like they live in an Africam tribal village all because they are German and have real weird shit fetishes… That is not to say black men or black babies are shit, you racist, it is to say that a bitch willing to eat shit out of an asshole is sure as hell willing to take huge black cock and make it cum inside her…it’s almost child’s play compared to the stuff she’s probably done… Not that I have ever banged a German, but I have seen Schindlers List and know what they are capable of….

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Eva Mendes is Not Showing Tit of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eva Mendes is Not Showing Tit of the Day

Based on Eva Mendes career, she’s got no business attending events in clothes. See her like this is as frustrating as when I run into strippers I have had lap dances from in the grocery store wearing ill fitting sweat suits. It’s like bitch, we know what you do to pay for those potatos and ground beef, start acting your fucking part, you’re not some kind of personal trainer or athlete, you’re a set of stupid fake tits, know your role….and in Eva Mendes’ case that role always involves her naked….for a fucking reason. Boring.

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Eva Mendes in Another Funny or Die Bullshit Video of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Will Farrell owns Funny or Die. Eva Mendes is in his new movie that he’s hoping will be the comeback he needs since all his movies are irritating as fuck and some people can’t handle the fact that they are irrelevant, even if they have a popular website, so in trying to make his movie huge, he is using his hot bodied costar on his website to get any traction he can and unfortunately his movie is going to be a huge deal cuz people are idiots and buy into anything they are told to, but at least I get to see more Eva Mendes as she’s part of his promo campaign…something I never get bored of even if I get real irritated by it and it’s unfunniness.

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REVIEW: Other Guys Leaps to the Head of the Summer Comedy Class

Posted on August 5, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Adam McKay’s comedy The Other Guys has a lot going for it: Even though it mines perennial cop-buddy-movie material, it doesn’t feel generic or strained, and unlike other recent comedies — Dinner for Schmucks pops to mind — it never descends into grating self-consciousness. Forget impressing us with its cleverness; it’s happy to seduce us with its dumbness, and when McKay and his performers — chief among them Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg and Eva Mendes — dangle that shiny lure, damn it if it doesn’t work at least half the time.

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Lea T Nude Model in Vogue of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like keeping track of nudity in the fashion industry because it makes this site less sleazy. I was tired of being called a porn site and I decided to do something about it, cuz posting posed pics of models naked is just as easy as posting posed pics of teenage runaways you met in the bus station who are in need of some cash to pay for their meth. I figured the more models I put on the site…the more credibility I’d get, eventually landing me millions and millons of dollars….I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before…I tend to repeat myself as I slowly die here day after day… This Lea T is naked in Givency’s Fall 2010 ad campaign and I have a feeling you’ll really dig it..So CLICK THE PIC FOR THE FULL PICTURE Soure: Styleite

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and feel she is a stain on the world….I gotta say she kinda turns me on. I have never seen a dirty little whore rich kid, who has managed to launch a career by letting some black dude piss on her, something few girls let dudes do to them in the first place, let a lone on video that launches her career, but more importantly, I’ve never seen an ass with this kinda shape. Sure, she’s lazy and fat, but fuck would I like her to film her next sex tape on my face, even if shit still smells like stale negro sperm, she’s just got that kinda of spell on me…as long as I don’t look at her over-worked manly face…and that’s all I have to say about that…cuz between you and me…I feel shame in liking these pictures….I’m weak. Pics via Fame

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Eva Mendes Horrible Sex Tape Joke of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s another piece of shit joke from Funny or Die that only gets views cuz they use realy celebrities who I want to fuck in their low quality internet video production…like Eva Mendes…who probably has some of my favorite tits in mainstream movies…and who makes this video worth watching cuz the last few seconds bitch is on all fours…enjoy…

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