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Lady Gaga Erotica is not Erotic for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.

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Lady Gaga Erotica is not Erotic for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Lady Gaga Erotica is not Erotic for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.

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Emily Ratajkowski GIF of the Day

This is Emily Ratajkowski pulling down her panties in a GQ shoot that I guess is for December…she’s pulling down her panties like this was on the Kanye video that gave her her big break…at least if you think being flown around by Kanye as the bitch he fucks is a big break…that lead to nude shoots…and that lead to Blurred lines…and that lead to her going viral when probably already having a few viruses …making this her year in all her fake lips that are apparently not fake lips glory… I like her and her body, even if she’s too “famous” for me now.

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Creeping Elsa Hosk Showering on Instagram of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model and this is her showering in her bikini on instagram because like all dirty girls…she needs to be clean..or wet…for effect of whatever bikini shoot she’s doing…and the fact that she’s letting us in on it, letting us watch via her social media profiles…is pretty decent of her…because a life without watching a clothed model, who you can probably google to see naked in campaigns, shower outside in public in her bikini, in a shitty quality video…is a life not worth living.

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Creeping Elsa Hosk Showering on Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number… But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….

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Chantelle Houghton is the UK Thanksgiving Turkey of the Day

You probably don’t know who CHANTELLE HOUGHTON …but she was a “Glamour” model…and now she’s doing her best thanksgiving turkey impressions…or maybe this is a Kate Upton modelling impression… Either way, this plus sized model, fat chicks being celebrated shit has gone too far…keep the fat in your house eating ice cream alone crying…not showing off her gut in the most offensive of workout outfits.. Even if she has not dignity…and even if she’s a whore with no self respect…she should have the decency to be in some serious SPANX and not this… However, for some weird reason…I call attention craving she’s doing it…and in some weirder situation…I am thankful for whatever is going on here not because I like fat chicks ever, or because I like fat girls working out, trying to not be fat chicks, but because I hope it inspires some of you girls to not over-eat this thanksgiving…cuz fat is disgusting and I’d hate for you to get all Kate Upton unnecessarily…skinny and fit is beautiful…this is not… The best thing about these pics is that they look like someone screamed “Free Cake” and bitch is running to get it…hilarious TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know why I feel obligated to post Selena Gomez milking the photo opportunity thanks to Bieber being caught with hookers and making the Christian market feel sorry for the girl who “loved” him so much but couldn’t “save” him…like she was that dude Lea Michelle…or Rihanna and he was the dead one/Chris Brown…because the media loves to spin things for women…cuz men don’t care about the storyline, they just care about he tits…tits they can find on free porn sites that don’t need to belong to Selena Gomez…because Selena Gomez tits are clothed, uneventful at best and her face is really fucking freakish…like a bootleg mexican carnival circus clown…but I’m not like every guy and I don’t mind endorsing cleavage…even if cleavage hasn’t got me hard since I was 11. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Winona Ryder for V Magazine Like it was the 90s of the Day

Remember Winona Ryder, the actress from the 90s who fucked everyone and was marketed as being way hotter than she was…either do I… But apparently she doesn’t want you to forget her, and she’s done gone posed all slutty for some fashion magazine like it was still the 90s…an era she probably misses every fucking day…because it was an era where she wasn’t seen as some junkie slut who steals…but as some teen heartthrob who needed to be in every movie making bank… I am all for bitches trying to squeeze into their wedding dresses after drinking a bottle of wine during a mid-life crisis…those girls are easy targets and I assume that is what’s going on here…the ex-hollywood heartthrob version…

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Winona Ryder for V Magazine Like it was the 90s of the Day

Lady Gaga’s Naked ass for Jeff Koons Photoshoot of the Day

The fun thing about Lady Gaga falling apart, craving attention, hoping to have a second round at the fame is that she’s exhausted all her stupid high concept ideas…and people are bored of anything crazy or wild thing that she does end up coming up with…leaving her with the basic choice of many bottom feeding girls looking to get some level of attention, noticed, a second wind…and that’s by getting naked…not because she’s hot or cuz I want to see her naked…even though I don’t mind her ass and have grabbed at it at least once while drunk before she was famous…it’s that it represents self-destruction, the end, and most importantly, it’s naked and I’ll look at any girl naked…even if she’s a horrible human being, because guess what…most naked girls are…

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Lady Gaga’s Naked ass for Jeff Koons Photoshoot of the Day

Coco’s Amazing (Not in a Good Way) Ass of the Day

Everyday may be Halloween for dumpy hooker Coco…you know always wearing her stripper outfits from the cheap sex shop she gets all her outfits from…like this was any other day and like she was still that stripper she was…but instead a prostitute with one john living the life of luxury as a wife…only left with memories of what was…that she can’t let go…even if she should…showing the world her ass in a silly big backed way…that may be a body double dude…but can’t be too sure because I am still trying to understand these fishnets or more importantly, why she’s standing like she’s holding a shit in…and with that Halloween is over…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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