Here’s a gyrating old lady doing the Miley Cyrus…and I know you’ll like it…because she’s still got a heart beat, even if she’s only got a heart bit for a few more months, because she’s old as fuck, cuz a heart beat is all you really need, you sicko…who isn’t quite as sick as the guy who doesn’t need a heartbeat…this is the kind of thing that should make you want to volunteer at the Old Folks home for sexual reasons…
Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD…. You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD…. You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Anne Hathaway always brings up a lot of debate. People love her, or hate her, but I assume mainly hate her…people think she didn’t deserve her Oscar, while others think her 5 minute part in the movie was so revolutionary because she shaved her head of it and you know shaving your head when a girl is like totally traumatic and proves a commitment to your bullshit roll, you entitled twat…. But the one thing we can all agree on when it comes to Anne Hathaway, is that her thighs are pretty fucking mangled and shitty…do some squats girl…put some effort in…that Oscar doesn’t mean STOP everything cuz you’ve peaked…even if we all know you’ve peaked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Anne Hathaway always brings up a lot of debate. People love her, or hate her, but I assume mainly hate her…people think she didn’t deserve her Oscar, while others think her 5 minute part in the movie was so revolutionary because she shaved her head of it and you know shaving your head when a girl is like totally traumatic and proves a commitment to your bullshit roll, you entitled twat…. But the one thing we can all agree on when it comes to Anne Hathaway, is that her thighs are pretty fucking mangled and shitty…do some squats girl…put some effort in…that Oscar doesn’t mean STOP everything cuz you’ve peaked…even if we all know you’ve peaked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know why Kimberly Garner exists, but more importantly, I don’t know why her ass is so fucking awesome…I just know that I am a fan of her in all she does, even if it is fucking garbage, because love is unconditional and love is forever and love is all you need…and even if she gives me nothing in return but a heart full of emptiness, and wall to wall sadness to walk on while I cry, at least she’s doing it in a bikini that’s jacked up her ass and fun in ways I like to see bikinis cut….and my opinion matters…since I’ve been posting bikini pics daily since 2004…that makes me an expert on what works and what doesn’t….it’s like I am could be a bikini designer….but more perverted than the gay designers you know made this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them…. You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition… I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess… TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS… Here’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio
Joanna Krupa is a low level attention whore…in the event you didn’t know she always planned to marrying some rich dude back home, in the event this being famous thing didn’t work, like a hooker who works exclusively for one person, but she was lucky enough to do it on TV…. So it was always her mail order, opportunist, girl who thinks she’s hotter than she is, even if she is actually hot back-up plan…. You know, try to make it as far as she can, even if it wasn’t the huge celebrity fame she probably planned for herself, at least she gets to do her hooking on TV…because it feeds her ego… In trying to stay relevant so her one hit doesn’t get cancelled…she does stunts like this…for the paparazzi…to notice her big stupid implants…and I guess I notice them too… If that’s not good enough, here’s a pic her rich husband/john posted of her in her bikini…because he knows what’s important in their relationship.. To See the Rest of the Pics of Her Flashing Half Her TIts… CLICK HERE
Dumpy pig Kate Upton is not just the worst Swimsuit model to ever walk the earth with her really heavy step thanks to weighing 200 fucking pounds….but she’s also the worst at rockin’ see through tops. I mean you’d think she’d know that her career is falling the fuck off, that people are catching onto her being a pile of shit who doesn’t deserve to be masturbated to, even if her tits are huge….and with that would say “hey, my tits are my key to success, why don’t I skip the bra when I wear this topless shit, flash some nipple and get the adoration of my fans back”….but I guess she realized it would be a liability, because without that bra, those loose hangers have a mid of their own and could either kill, or drown an innocent bystander in a fleshy tidal wave…or maybe, her nipple is big and hangs to the ground like most granny tits…granny tits that have more perk than Upton tit…do… Whatever the reason, she’s let us down. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
You may remember Sara Underwood from Playboy, or “dating” Ryan Seacrest, or that stint she had on TV for 3 minutes that probably won’t ever happen again, because lets face it, she’s a bitch who got naked at 18 to get famous…because other 18 year olds were too young to realize that’s the best time to get naked…you know worrying about going to school, and their boyfriends, and not making money in Hollywood via her tits…and she should probably stick to that…the whole talking shit kinda ruins what she’s really meant to do…because it makes me hate her. Now I don’t know if this sex swing thing is her getting back to her roots, but I’ll still stare, even if she’s got a boring skinny ass…even when upside down…cuz I got nothing else to do…I mean other than Try to understand this camp gyno ad ….