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Josie Canseco Wants Attention of the Day

Josie Canseco is the 17 year old daughter of Jose Canseco, who was trashily named Josie after her daddy, cuz just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the bitch he married and knocked up was a hooters girl…you know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body… I mean that, or this is just a sign of the times…and every bitch wants to be half naked, or in a bikini, or sexualized because that’s what people deem important…either you have a half naked selfie on instagram or you ain’t shit… I am totally okay with that, because any girl who wants to be in a bikini this much, usually puts in work to look good in a bikini… Unlike Kate Upton, who is milking this whole AOL / SI is an equal opportunity employer, that even fat girls can be their cover girl kinda like a retard in a work program running the Walmart cash…even though motherfucker can’t count. This brazilian cut bikini wearing Josie Canseco pile of spoiled trash should be celebrated, even if 17 is a pretty easy age to have a hot bikini body, you know, with the whole metabolism not fucking broken down and hormonal yet…because if she’s posting such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction. I’m ready for it.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston kinda lost her appeal when she hit menopause. Seeing her hard nipples, even if she’s cast as a stripper, reminds me of when I see an old lady in the drug store buying her blood pressure medication, hit by the Air Conditioning. You know thick granny nipples, that have been sucked for generations, all thick and callused. But maybe she’s not that bad yet, I mean she’s sitting on the fence, a few hormone therapy treatments away from being knocked up, the uterus on the last legs, so it’s not quite a fetish to jerk off to her yet, but in a 6-12 months, motherfucker, you’ll be into granny porn, and that’s so fucking vile….not that you already aren’t…freak. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal’s in Galore Magazine of the Day

Nina Agdal, overrated, retarded looking, but the next SI Swimsuit cover…who is probably best known for being Adam Levine’s most recent hooker…. Even if she doesn’t view herself as a hooker, because girls, even actual hookers, prefer to be called a “high class escort”…and since she has her own career and makes her own money…but most importantly, doesn’t charge by the hour, maybe she just thinks this is love…. Real love, that took Adam Levine 4 top model pussies in the last 6 months alone to find… Real love, that would never happen if Adam Levine was just some aspiring musician she met at a bar, but that did happen because he’s on TV an in Pop Band Maroon 5, and known for dating models, making his penis a right of passage for these girls….something I am sure he appreciates… Well she’s in Galore, and she’s dressed all American, because I guess that’s the hope that Levine’s sperm will make her…but to me she’s just a mail order bride with a good agent who instead of spamming inboxes spams Bikini companies and gets her marketing their shit… Here are the pics.

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Nina Agdal in Sloggi Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model….a bikini model who normally looks like she has downs syndrome….but in a good way…not in a wearing a diaper or shitting herself, wearing a helmet, trying to bash herself against the wall while drooling in some retard shit, literally…not that retard shit would be a bad thing…because retards are the kings of public masturbation, and if they looked like this while doing it, I think I’d find a new career and more importantly love…because lets face it, taking care of a retard who looks like this, while getting paid, would lead to many unwanted pregnancies I couldn’t get arrested for…cuz she never said “NO”…even if she can’t say no… Not that NINA has that issue, but we’re all allowed to have fantasies.

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Nina Agdal in Sloggi Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal in Sloggi Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model….a bikini model who normally looks like she has downs syndrome….but in a good way…not in a wearing a diaper or shitting herself, wearing a helmet, trying to bash herself against the wall while drooling in some retard shit, literally…not that retard shit would be a bad thing…because retards are the kings of public masturbation, and if they looked like this while doing it, I think I’d find a new career and more importantly love…because lets face it, taking care of a retard who looks like this, while getting paid, would lead to many unwanted pregnancies I couldn’t get arrested for…cuz she never said “NO”…even if she can’t say no… Not that NINA has that issue, but we’re all allowed to have fantasies.

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Rihanna Still Turns Me On of the Day

This just in, Rihanna, still turns me on, at least on Social Media, even if she’s not very interesting at anything she does, and is more of a animatronic sex robot used to brain wash the youth into thinking it is ok to get beat by your man, flash your tits, and be sex obsessed in all that you do, because being sex obsessed landed her a gig as a hooker at 14, that blossomed into this ridiculous career. I think I am just into her now that she’s not as fat as she used to be. Either way, here’s what she’s sharing on Social Media.

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Jessica Hart Modeling with her Tits of the Day

I prefer when Jessica Hart IS TANNING TOPLESS , because nipples are more exciting than staged commercial jobs she’s getting paid to do, even if she doesn’t need money, she’s dating billionaire Stavros, who she will likely get knocked up by, because guess what, he’s a billionaire and she was already willing to get herpes from him, it’s only natural to really commit to the cause and K-Fed him, like all models should. I mean why bother dating some broke ass motherfucker…when you look busty like this, when you can have a life of luxury…I feel like she only took this job with Montreal based store, because it makes it look like she’s trying and I guess that’s all part of her trickery to get the cum shot inside her instead of on her gap tooth face for a change….. I’m into it.

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Courtney Stodden Strategic Topless Pics for E! of the Day

Courtney Stodden posed topless for E! because 1- she is going to be the next celebrity SEX TAPE star, since she’s already got the porn look, the tight teen body, the hard 40 year old face…she just hasn’t jumped into it fully yet, and I am okay with that strategy….it builds excitement, even if she’s always in sex shop outfits…. and…. 2- E! is a tabloid looking for people to notice them and their Publicist run nonsense….that I guess is looking into getting into porn…albeit softcore porn…something we should all be trying to get into…

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Selena Gomez Gives A Little Peak At Her Girls

Here’s Selena Gomez at the Billboard Music Awards the other night, I guess because she still calls herself a “musician.” Which is kind of unfair, because I still call myself a “female body inspector” and nobody ever invites me to anything because of it. Anyway, in my professional opinion, Selena’s rocking some nice boobage here. Even if she looks like an extra from Tron . So enjoy. » view all 30 photos Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: WENN.com

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Jennifer Morrison Dumpy Ass at the Billboard Awards of the Day

I am not gonna bother looking up Jennifer Morrison…I am going to just assume she’s important enough to get invited to the Billboard Music Awards and delusional enough to think her ass his hot enough to wear a dress that is more of a pair of ill-fitting underwear….allowing her ass to squeeze out of it in some weird ways that I’m not against…in fact that I endorse…because I’ll stare at even the most lumpy bitch trying to be sexy…exposing herself to the masses…so that we remember who she is….In fact I am a fan of this kind of behavior…even if she looks like a mom at the pool….not really my favorite thing…but good enough to stare at and try to masturbate to. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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