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Candice Swanepoel Is Smoking Hot For Interview Magazine

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Candice Swanepoel heating things up for Interview German magazine. As you guys know, I think Candy is the hottest thing to ever set foot on this planet, but I’m not impressed that they have her smoking in this photoshoot. It’s a bit of a turn off. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d still play tossil hockey with her even if she tasted like an ashtray, but next time they need something to stick in her mouth, I know exactly the right prop for the job.

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Ariana Grande Reading DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Ariana Grande is, I just know she’s laying on her bed, sprawled out, reading DrunkenStepfather.com….so I guess I have to promote her young, tight, fit, revealing pink outfit…. Sure, she may not even be on DrunkenStepfather.com, but you know you’re dick isn’t the one being sucked in all that POV porn you jerk off to. Let me have my fantasies, even if they are so far from reality, and involve me thinking my site matters so much, some Nickelodeon star reads the shit like it’s the scripture. I mean it’d be nice if she did, it’d increase my chances of K-Fed-ing her….a plan I’ve had in my back pocket since starting the site…. Come on Ariana, let your vagina save me from this hell I live… It’s not creepy cuz she’s 19….

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Rihanna Modeling Bullshit for Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is a bit of an Exhibitionist…the kind of girl who if she never made it as a pop star billion dollar brand….she’d probably be a cam girl…or a hooker…but more likely a cam girl…the kind who masturbates in the library for her fans….because that’s just the kind of pervert she is…getting thrills by putting her pussy on blast…something I can endorse.. You see cuz even now, as this big celebrity, she gets her nipples, tits, whatever she can out there as often as possible, and that’s with a management team watching her every move so that she doesn’t offend anyone or ruin what they’ve already built up for her….so you can just imagine how hardcore she’d go without people controlling her every move and that to me is far hotter than looking at her side tit while she’s promoting her sweatshop made discount gutter clothing line…but the side tit is still good to me…

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Heather Graham in Maxim of the DAy

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time, around 10-15 years ago, when Heather Graham was not 45 fucking years old…. You know, when she was Rollergirl, all heavy set tits and nice thick 70s bush for her breakout role as a pornstar in Boogie Nights……. Now sure, at 43, she’s still got it going on, but I don’t understand why she’d be out doing photoshoots, when she could just re-release her old shit. It’s like we don’t need a new Heather Graham set of pics, she had her time, she did what she had to do, she’s got enough money to retire and fade away gracefully. We have archive footage of her at her prime and I don’t see the point in documenting her aging or demise, even if she’s better than most 43 year olds…because at 43 in Hollywood, even if you still look good in a bikini, you might as well be 100 fucking years old. But I guess Maxim is struggling and has nothing else going on, so they gotta do what they gotta do to stay afloat, kinda like Heather Graham, reliving the glory days of 1998. Menopause is never hot….

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Heather Graham in Maxim of the DAy

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Rihanna’s Hot as Fuck Outfit of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Rihanna….but more importantly, I like what she’s wearing. I mean why bother buttoning up a shirt, it is just totally inconvenient when you need to take it off, and why not wear the highest fucking heels possible, to make your otherwise thick Beyonce legs look long and lean in your little skirt, I mean bitch has been dancing for a few months, everyn ight, getting fit, flaunt that shit, cuz it won’t be long before she’ll be shitting out babies and getting fat eating ROTI back home in her retirement….it always happens, so take it in, an appreciate it, even if it reminds you of those dudes who wear tanktops, even in the winter, to show off their full sleeves…cheesedicks….is what we call those… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS follow this link

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McKayla Maroney’s Bikini in a Bikini on Keek of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to use these KEEK videos as a reminder to all you freaks, that this girl, is like 12. I get that she is an american hero, with all her Olympic Gold Medal winning. You know old enough to represent your country should mean old enough to masturbate to herin a bikini…..not to mention that she’s on TV now, which also cancels out her age to the perverts, because the media is serving her to the creepy fans on a platter….and sure we were all 17 years old once, and we all got drunk, high and fucked at 17, and the day we turned 18 and legal nothing changed….even 25 years later…I am still the fucking same…but I wasn’t on hormone therapy to stunt my growth to make me a winner…like she is…. All this to say, her gymnast body in a bikini at 17 creeps me out. Even if she was 18 it would creep me out. But I do appreciate her flexibility….

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Francesca Eastwood Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Francesca Eastwood is on the rise, and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies and no one cares who she is. So next thing you know, she’s landed some top PR person, maybe even a couple of acting gigs, but most importantly some paparazzi coverage, in what is one of the worst staged bikini pics I’ve seen in a long time. Usually, the girls in the staged paparazzi bikini pics are trying to make it look like they are natural and going about their lives being shot, the fact that she’s posing for the shit, kinda makes it obvious that this is all to get people like me to talk about her hard nipples and tight body like she matters. You know to make her a sex symbol that will lead to more work thanks to her dad’s power in the industry, even if she’s got no ability to act, at least not according to her staged bikini pics, when really I’d much rather see her riding my face, but these pics are pretty hysterical….

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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whoever the people at H&M who decided to make Beyonce their bikini spokesperson are, I hate them. I get that she’s got a whole lot of celebrity around her and that’s good for marketing shit, and I get that people are more accepting of fat chicks, and terrorize fitness and fitness events, because it is better of society to feed people shit, give them chronic illness, make them lazy, so that the powers that be can get richer and have more control…. But they could have used her in other ways, like modeling their ski suits, cuz shit, I don’t want to see Beyonce, a fat mom, who even before having a kid was thick in a bad way, in a bikini, even if she’s fucking photoshopped. It’s the fucking worst. This offends me. It’s like watching the fat mom at the resort applying sunscreen. You know you hate it, but you can’t turn away.

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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

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A Nice Reminder of Lohan’s Tits of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Before my love for Lohan, or at least my fake stalker, hoping to get arrested as a publicity stunt, that no one paid attention to was replaced with Miley Cyrus, Amanda Seyfried, and pretty much any actress who still gets work and that I am not tired of hearing about, I was a huge fan of Lohan’s perfect tits, that after a lot of debate, have been decided are just awesome fakes. Turns out, I still am and that she’s still got a warm, spot in my bed next to my fat diabetic sweaty, apnea gurggling wife and pug. When I see her walking bra-less and in a tank top, when she’s supposed to be in lock down, I can’t help but feeling all those things I once felt for her, which isn’t really much considering I have no emotions, and was more a “hey that girl on TV has great tits”…but it’s better than forgetting she fucking exists, even if she wants me to, since she stopped texting me 3 years ago, and I feel that was both of our peak….even if she’s still fucking perfect.

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Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

Posted on March 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some pretty hardcore pics of this Glamour Model…I mean normally they stick to being topless and “cute” and not topless and pornstars…but I guess it is juer her getting in character for the shoot…or maybe it is just her natural instinct being a girl who is one step away from being a porn star…or at least a stripper…who will eventually do porn cuz stripping sucks and you’re already getting naked….who is in magazines that are one step away from being porn mags…but that keep panties on so that they aren’t considered porn mags….but instead LAD MAGS…and ultimately, these pics are hot, even if she’s not all that awesome…but with all these glamour models…her tits carry her through it…because they are awesome and big…when you’re built like this it’s easy.

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Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

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