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Nina Agdal in Sloggi Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model….a bikini model who normally looks like she has downs syndrome….but in a good way…not in a wearing a diaper or shitting herself, wearing a helmet, trying to bash herself against the wall while drooling in some retard shit, literally…not that retard shit would be a bad thing…because retards are the kings of public masturbation, and if they looked like this while doing it, I think I’d find a new career and more importantly love…because lets face it, taking care of a retard who looks like this, while getting paid, would lead to many unwanted pregnancies I couldn’t get arrested for…cuz she never said “NO”…even if she can’t say no… Not that NINA has that issue, but we’re all allowed to have fantasies.

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Nina Agdal in Sloggi Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal in Sloggi Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model….a bikini model who normally looks like she has downs syndrome….but in a good way…not in a wearing a diaper or shitting herself, wearing a helmet, trying to bash herself against the wall while drooling in some retard shit, literally…not that retard shit would be a bad thing…because retards are the kings of public masturbation, and if they looked like this while doing it, I think I’d find a new career and more importantly love…because lets face it, taking care of a retard who looks like this, while getting paid, would lead to many unwanted pregnancies I couldn’t get arrested for…cuz she never said “NO”…even if she can’t say no… Not that NINA has that issue, but we’re all allowed to have fantasies.

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Dirty Topless Dancer at the Folsom Street Fair of the Day

This dirty dancer is the next Patrick Swayze… This was sent in to me by my very very very sexy hispanic friend who I want to fuck but she won’t let me…she won’t even send me nudes, or let me masturbate to her on facetime or skype….which is so strange because I ask her to see her spread ass pics on the regular…maybe she needs romance…. The kind of romance this big girl who is raging out with her gays is getting at the Folsom Street Fair this past weekend….an event filled with all kinds of gayness…and apparently some lesbian titties too…sure not the kind of lesbians I saw playin catch in the park at 10 am…all wholesome and lesbian…but the hardcore kind who probably rips off cock…unless she has one….it’s San Francisco people…anything can happen…. It may be shitty quality, but you get the point.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Folsom-Street-Fair.flv

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Dirty Topless Dancer at the Folsom Street Fair of the Day

Sofia Vergara and Other Sluts for the 2012 Emmy’s of the Day

I am the best anti-celebrity celebrity site on the internet…and in keeping true to my self given title of not giving a fuck about celebrities….except maybe for staring at their tits….not because I am bitter about their fame, fortune, success, or lifestyle….or because i am mad I don’t know them, they don’t know me, or that people aspire to be them and not me….or even because I hate that they don’t fuck me….but because my own life keeps me fucking busy…and real life girls are hotter than actors and just as insecure and striving to succeed at having people watch them…but more accessible… So I had no idea the Emmy’s were last night…..I am sure I didn’t miss much… Here are some Pics of Sofia Vergara dressed like a Mermaid on her way to a Hispanic Confirmaton… FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some Pics of Heidi Klum Showing some leg…. FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some Pics of Hayden Panettiere in what looks like a See Through Dress…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara and Other Sluts for the 2012 Emmy’s of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Bikini Top in Hawaii of the Day

Paris Hilton is doing som PR bullshit…wanting to get some bikini shot by the paparazzi time to make people forget what she said about all Gays having AIDS and being horny, even though a lot of gays do have aids and are really horny, it’s some stupid rich girl commentary that should be saved for the luxury villa, and I guess she knows it and this is all strategy, because lets face it, forgetting her comments aboutu gays will be easy, since we’ve all pretty much forgot about Paris Hilton….and that boring sex tape that made Kim Kardashian….that’s what her fucking legacy has become and she must fucking hate it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amber Heard Throwback Skinny Dipping Scene of the Day

The movie is called The River Why…..The topless skinny dipper is Amber Heard, a girl I’ve grown to love in recent months and I don’t really have to say much more than that, cuz it is late nigth and I’m posting this for a bunch of ungrateful cunts, when really thinking life would be far more entertaining if the ungrateful cunt was attached to Amber Heard’s pelvis, because lets face it, she’s good, even if she doesn’t have the time of day for any of you….now gawk her…imagining yourself cumming inside her like the creep you are and help get her more naked movie gigs….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Amber-Heard-The-River-Why.flv

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Mena Suvari Streetwalker of the Day

Mena Suvari has always been some weird looking, alien looking, awkward imbred looking, actor from American Pie who I never understood why she was the love interest, because lets face, she’s the kind of girl you fuck with your eyes closed….but for some reason, I’m drawn to these pics of her street walking that I assume is because she isn’t fat…. I do prefer her WHEN SHE’S TOPLESS IN MOVIES LIKE GARDEN OF EDEN even though it’s not that great…but trust me, it is better than this…

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Mena Suvari Streetwalker of the Day

Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked and Having Sex of the Day

After the success of the Is This Olivia Munn Naked post…I figure all you perverts like celebrity look alikes in amateur porn…because a reader sent in these pictures of Scarlett Johansson, assuming they were the other hacked pictures the hacker put out to the internet before getting shut the fuck down, while I’m pretty covinced these are just pictures of some girl who resembles Scarlett Johansson….that’s not to say these aren’t her or that Scarjo doesn’t have these kinds of pics floating around….because let’s face it she went from obscure to huge pretty fast…all while being marketed as this hot piece that was clearly a hell of a lot of marketing…cuz despite being pudgy and decent looking, she was never the level they played her out to be and my theory on that is blowjobs paved the way, it’s the modern “Selling your soul to the devil”…but I’m pretty sure these aren’t pics documenting that….what do you think? To See The Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fat Christina Aguilera’s Fatness Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I love Christina Aguilera’s weight gain…not because I like fat chicks…or even because I like seeing tiny bitches everyone wanted to fuck, who everyone will still fuck cuz it is Aguilera, only they’ll do it with a little less bragging rights, since her body is the caliber of shit…but her star power still balances that shit out….making it worth it…but because I like seeing bitches give up and give into their emotions… That said, I’m not sure if Aguilera is smuggling some pumpkins out of the pumpkin patch in her leggings, or if she’s just been eating too much pumpkin pie, but I do know she’s round as fuck and assume she’s doing some research on her Halloween costume to get accuracy, cuz it only makes sense she puts the slutty obvious costume away, and brings out the not so popular sexy pumpkin out…only cuz it ties in nicely with her body type.. NOW WITH ASS SHOTS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Model May Anderson’s Nude Pic Scandal of the Day

May Anderson is a model who is probably best known for being in SI Swimsuit and Victoria’s Secret….I mean until today…where she’ll now be known for releasing some great nude, pornographic, bondage, vagina with dildo and anal beads, supermodel gone porno pictures, because lets face it, models love having their pics taken they are already practically pornstars, cuz there’s just a fineline between being naked for fashion, being naked, and being naked with bondage gear….not to mention all the photogs they hang with shoot this kind of shit for “ART” so when other people release this kind of thing, it’s a far bigger deal….Now everyone knows her name…. To See The AMAZING SELF SHOT LEAKED PORN PICS….. Follow This Link It’s Worth It…..

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Model May Anderson’s Nude Pic Scandal of the Day