Life isn’t complete without a UK Glamour model from the UK, who made a name for herself as a titty model in cheesy fucking shoots in the UK media…like Page 3…posing for a lingerie company that looks about her caliber, or quality…you know the kind of fabric that gives a bitch a yeast infection and rash just putting it on…. I guess, along with getting to fuck UK Soccer players, sometimes, these tits get to do photoshoots for brands, and not just for free to get in the papers, like the famewhores they are… Good for them….it makes their fucking rich dudes seem like like hooking…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rhian Sudgen LIngerie Cheese of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mark Wahlberg : The new Shia LaBeouf ? Michael Bay and Paramount announced Thursday that Wahlberg, who stars in Bay’s real life crime pic Pain & Gain , will lead the franchise sequel Transformers 4 . “An actor of his caliber is the perfect guy to re-invigorate the franchise and carry on the Transformers ’ legacy,” said Bay in a statement. LaBeouf’s run as the squirrelly-scrappy lead of the Transformers franchise ended with Transformers: Dark of The Moon (he’s moving onward to more artsy fare, anyway — Von Trier ahoy !), but casting someone like Wahlberg changes the game considerably. He’s got the star power of Shia LaBeouf and Josh Duhamel in one. He was nominated twice for the Oscar. He is Mark Wahlberg . I imagine this deal going down one day on the Pain & Gain set over beers, Wahlberg in his Pain & Gain tracksuit ( or maybe this short shorts outfit ) and Bay in a smoking jacket, because for some reason I always picture Michael Bay in a smoking jacket. Feel the vibration! Full press release follows; weigh in on the casting move below. Does it change your feelings on Bay’s mega-blockbuster robot franchise at all? Can we now conceivably picture Transformers and Pain & Gain as connected worlds in the Michael Bay multiverse? HOLLYWOOD, CA (November 8, 2012) – After an exceptionally successful collaboration on the upcoming “Pain and Gain,” Michael Bay has cast Academy Award®-nominee Mark Wahlberg in the highly anticipated “TRANSFORMERS 4.” The film will hit theaters June 27th, 2014. “Mark is awesome. We had a blast working on “Pain and Gain” and I’m so fired up to be back working with him. An actor of his caliber is the perfect guy to re-invigorate the franchise and carry on the Transformers’ legacy,” said Bay. Bay will direct the next installment in the “TRANSFORMERS” series, which begins shooting next spring. From Paramount Pictures, a division of Viacom, Inc., in association with Hasbro, the film will be produced by Don Murphy & Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Ian Bryce, and executive produced by Steven Spielberg, Bay, Brian Goldner and Mark Vahradian. Bay’s first “TRANSFORMERS” film was a box office sensation in 2007, opening at #1 and earning more than $700 million worldwide. His second installment “TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN” in 2009 grossed more than $830 million worldwide. In 2011, “TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON” was an even bigger hit worldwide, grossing more than a billion dollars to become the 5th highest grossing film of all time. To date, the franchise has earned more than $2.6 billion worldwide. From acclaimed director Michael Bay comes “Pain and Gain,” a new action comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Based on the unbelievable true story of three personal trainers in 1990s Miami who, in pursuit of the American Dream, get caught up in a criminal enterprise that goes horribly wrong. Ed Harris, Tony Shalhoub, Rob Corddry, Rebel Wilson, and Bar Paly also star. The film is based on magazine articles by Pete Collins, with a screenplay by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely and produced by Donald DeLine, Michael Bay and Ian Bryce. “PAIN AND GAIN” opens in theaters everywhere April 26th, 2013.
I figure today is a good day to revisit the days we used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, you know afer signing up to them with fake girl names, back before the internet existed, because the caliber and concept behind the catalog shots is like a fucking time warp, even if the models have changed….and I guess I am thinking about old masturbation memories because it was a simpler time when busting nut came without digging deep into dirty places that are borderline criminal places thanks to being desensitized as shit…. Doutzen Kroes…is pretty alright…..
Ashley Tisdale has a battered fucking face. My god this girl was not meant to be on TV, and the worst of it is that she’s had plastic surgery awards and has won Teen Choice babe of the year awards…in some kind of obvious scam or lie or marketing strategy because I know dudes who are prettier than her…but she’s got a tight body cuz she does work out and she’s rocking some tits, that are a good tool to distract from the obvious downfalls that she has….like her face…and here she is at the Step It Up Stomp the Yard I Belong on DVD movie premiere…because that’s the caliber event she is invited to attend….cuz bitch is falling off and I’m willing to catch her thanks to that whole no standards thing I always talk about… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Alyssa Campanella was Miss USA 2011, I’ve never heard of her because Pageants annoy me, even though I appreciate the comedy of the whole thing, you know the process a girl must go through to get into this world, what kind of girl looks into the mirror and says to herself “I am going to be Miss America”….but it happened to this chick….and since that glorious day, she has decided to post some pics of herself in some photoshoot, showing half a nipple, but more interestingly, her natural red hair, reminding me, and maybe even mocking me about the fact that I’ve never banged a redhead, but have always wanted to…I mean have always wanted to the last couple of years, when I had a chance back in High School I was scared of them….But I remember – dreams do come true sometimes….that brings me hope to carry on.
Kristina Shannon and Ida Ljungqvist are pulling exactly the kind of stunts you would expect from girls of their caliber, you know the kind of bitches who rely heavily on being in Playboy and are trying to keep the jobs coming in…it was that or a SEX TAPE LIKE HER TWIN SISTER, BUT I GUESS THEY REALIZED THAT THAT HUSTLE FAILED HARD AND ONCE YOU GO PORN YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE IT BACK ….but lesbianism, that shit is flexible and forgiving….I mean kinda like living out twin fantasies so well cuz that’s what their trailer park dad used to make them do….only that was already tapped out…so doing what so many college girls have drunkenly pulled this for male attention before them…is almost fucking textbook solution…especially for a low level Playboy twat 6 years after being in Playboy….and I am kinda into it…even if I like her BLACK LOVING TWIN SISTER BETTER … To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know what amazes me more…the fact that the network gave Kelly Ripa the whole Regis show to carry on her small, muscular frame alone…..or that she’s landing top tier guests that are the caliber of J.Woww and Snooki. I do know that J.Woww flashing her panties is pretty obvious expected behavior from trash with breast implants….I also know that even the least attractive, most annoying, midget monster trash like Snooki proves that if you’re on TV, or if you have a vagina, a dude somewhere will knock her up….especially when paid and for ratings…I mean shit, imagine that reality show…Snooki’s first Mom Years….the only good that will come from that is the kid will be taken away from social services….why the fuck am I talking about Snooki…..especially when J.Woww is flashing some panty…when we really should be debating why she wore underwear…cuz sluts have vaginas to be shown…not to be wrapped up and locked away…especially when on National TV…I guess she’s not the whore I thought she was…. So here’s the clip a homie sent into the site cuz that’s what we do here….we build community….togehter….now stop being a homo and watch the panties…
After the success of the Is This Olivia Munn Naked post…I figure all you perverts like celebrity look alikes in amateur porn…because a reader sent in these pictures of Scarlett Johansson, assuming they were the other hacked pictures the hacker put out to the internet before getting shut the fuck down, while I’m pretty covinced these are just pictures of some girl who resembles Scarlett Johansson….that’s not to say these aren’t her or that Scarjo doesn’t have these kinds of pics floating around….because let’s face it she went from obscure to huge pretty fast…all while being marketed as this hot piece that was clearly a hell of a lot of marketing…cuz despite being pudgy and decent looking, she was never the level they played her out to be and my theory on that is blowjobs paved the way, it’s the modern “Selling your soul to the devil”…but I’m pretty sure these aren’t pics documenting that….what do you think? To See The Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I love Christina Aguilera’s weight gain…not because I like fat chicks…or even because I like seeing tiny bitches everyone wanted to fuck, who everyone will still fuck cuz it is Aguilera, only they’ll do it with a little less bragging rights, since her body is the caliber of shit…but her star power still balances that shit out….making it worth it…but because I like seeing bitches give up and give into their emotions… That said, I’m not sure if Aguilera is smuggling some pumpkins out of the pumpkin patch in her leggings, or if she’s just been eating too much pumpkin pie, but I do know she’s round as fuck and assume she’s doing some research on her Halloween costume to get accuracy, cuz it only makes sense she puts the slutty obvious costume away, and brings out the not so popular sexy pumpkin out…only cuz it ties in nicely with her body type.. NOW WITH ASS SHOTS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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