I don’t know if I posted this Britney Spears sports bra picture from a week ago… But I am posting it now…because Britney Spears is always good to look at, even if she’s a week late…or I’m a week late…or she’s 10 years too old to still be considered hot…or that she’s got her too many kids…. She just embeds are much more interesting time, of a girl losing her mind, being turned into an official legal puppet, all while some dude moved in an knocked her up for financial gain…not once but twice…making her represent everything I’m into…and not just because of the tits… So take it in….and keep Britney alive…her family relies on it… TO SEE HER IN SHORTS IN A PARKING LOT CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in.. We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares.. Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT The post Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Davis did the cover of Sports Illustrated and as a prize, got to book the ad campaign for DirectTV, a company we can assume is a huge Sports Illustrated sponsor, because people use TVs to watch sports, and DirectTV brings the sports to those TVs… It’s an insular, incestuous world out there..in the advertising world…and I guess that’s ok…it worked for Kate Upton…even if she ate the profits… She’s pretty amazing.. The post Hannah Davis for Direct TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
TaviTheBabe is an instagram senseation who isn’t really an instagram sensation at all, because she hasn’t quite hit yet, but she is trying, and that’s good enough for me… TaviTheBabe is local montreal model who I don’t think lives in montreal and who I never met when she did live in Montreal…but who I have met randomly and she was lovely enough to invite to sleep over… The saddest thing about TaviTheBabe is that our love never happened, she’s never slept over…even though there’s little else to do in Montreal during the deep freeze…than sleep over…you see because I believe there could have been a bright future for us…vacationing, weekending, doing the things people in love do…all in my own backyard… The happiest thing about TaviThebabe is that she’s got a fucking magical ass, that doesn’t look magical at first glance but as soon as her pants come off, it’s like the roundest, firmest, fittest looking thing you could ever really dream of… Which brings me back to the saddest thing about TaviTheBabe, and that is that that ass has never chipped my tooch…making me the saddest motherfucker…around….literally… I mean what kind of girl brands herself as “TheBabe”…I mean obviously one who has been overly encouraged but more importantly..one who sure as fuck thinks she’s too good to sleep with you…even if she’s not…her ass probably is…enjoy. Pics by KAZIM GUNYAR The post TaviTheBabe Has a Great Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk . And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Whoa. I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff lately, because she went out and dyed her hair this crazy green. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not a huge fan. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Hilary would still be one of my favorite hotties even if she shaved her head. But if she really wanted to get my attention, she didn’t have to go to all this trouble, she could’ve just showed up in a bikini instead. Photos: WENN.com
Taylor Swift is such a slut…she can’t keep her mouth of anything… I wonder if she’s the kind of slut who will fuck anyone, but won’t give them head…or if she’s the kind of slut who will give anyone head, but not fuck them…you know to keep her kill count down. I just know she has been able to mask her rich, entitled, slutty ways into a storyline people actually buy into. Poor Taylor Swift, all she wants is love with these “It-Dudes”…who roll through tons of girls…but they keep breaking her heart…leaving her to fend for herself and write love songs people can relate to about the whole thing…. I say if any girl goes through that many boyfriends, either she’s a slut who likes fucking different cock, or she’s crazy and scares people off…either way, she’s not some innocent bystander getting fucked over…even if she tells us she is in a catchy and marketable way… So Here she is kissing everything, as horny girls do… The post Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:59am PST Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…
I think it’s safe to say that J.Lo is fucking awful at Spanish….which is funny, because the one thing she needed to do to maintain any level authenticity to her mission as J.Lo, is to learn fucking Spanish seamlessly….it would require very little effort, maybe 2 hours a week, in exchange for millions and millions of dollars she makes being the Latin icon… You see, Latin people like to be proud of their people, they are community based and will support any of their own who make it, it’s like country music – white trash love country music fans will buy every LeAnn Rimes record, even if she becomes a hooker but LeAnn Rimes is at least living the white trash with money life, while J.Lo, is just a fucking lie…and here’s the proof..and her hard, old faced, nipples…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Apparently this is Kate Moss not retouched by some important photographer…I would argue that Kate Moss when you’re shot by a superstar photographer, in a studio setting, with the expensive cameras, lights and skill set he has, you don’t need to be retouched, even if you’re 100 fucking year old coke whore who has had more STDs than loads to her face which is a fucking lot… Now don’t get me wrong, I love Kate Moss, I think she’s magnificent, I would sniff her rockstar fucking ass during any of her various outbreaks thanks to negligent sex partners and the groupies they fuck behind her back… I just think she’s got it going on, even if she’s had it going on for 3 decades, in so many disgusting and hedonistic ways…beyond just a willingness to be naked…a willingness she’s not showing off in these pics, which pisses me off, because the real part of her I want to see without retouching or color correcting are her inner pussy lips…just to see the calluses and scars…but when it comes to Kate Moss….I take what I can get. To See Her at John Galliano Event b3 CLICK HERE
