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Hey Madame: How Do I Convince People I Have To Use Relaxers?

Hey Madame, I have a question. I have black on my dad’s side of the family, even though I don’t look like I do. How do I convince people that I have to use relaxers, oils, and can’t wash my hair every day? I’m the only grandchild with thick, wirey, curly, big luscious, hair. I have some friends who give me tips, but most people don’t believe me when I say I have to leave oil in my hair and it takes me forever to do my hair…  More…

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Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that… [gallery}

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Cameron Russell for Vogue Mexico of the Day

The highlight of Cameron Russell’s career was being born to the founder of Buzzcar, founder of ZipCar and being very fucking rich…and connected… She was raised by intelligent people…only to use her access to become a model…even though she could offer the world more than just modelling because modelling is some vapid brainless bullshit…but I guess this modelling shit is just a means to an end…take the money that you can…because it is an easy way to make money… Here’s her rant about being superficial…doing Ted….cuz she’s so smart…when she might as just stick to modelling….because she looks good and I prefer looking at her….that listening to her…. And here is some random….shoot she did for Vogue Mexico…

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Isabella Lindblom Is Skinny Goodness!

In the mood for some sweet skinny goodness? Meet Isabella Lindblom . Now even though she can probably use a cheeseburger or two, I still think a salad is the way to go because even though she’s super lean, her body is delicious. I would eat that every day, morning, noon and night. I think I’m in love! » view all 16 photos          

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Muff By Hilary Duff of the Day

So Hilary Duff nudes apparently happened HERE … The nerds are scrambling to identify the freckles – to ensure the spread vag and awesome bush is hers…. She’s an outty, probably due to pregnancy – baby making and I guess becasue dick clits They are also, along with all the other nudes I won’t touch because I can’t be bothered and really don’t care, even though you’d think I would care… HERE … So much vag…

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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some 25 year old Canadian who I have never met, even though I am in Canada, and you would think we all know each other, since Canada is one shitty small town filled with beavers, maple trees and ice, but I don’t leave my house and Jessica Lowndes lives in Los Angeles, being all “famous” thanks to landing one bullshit role on a bullshit show that is not on TV anymore, but that still make her think she’s more important and better than the people she’s left back home…even though she’s barely working now, but instead shooting slutty pics in her bikini for instagram, hoping someone will notice…like the bottom feeder she may not admit she is, but that she totally is….and luckily, I like bottom feeders, but that’s just becuase rim jobs feel good knowing that a girl is willing to lick your unshowered sweaty asshole, risking E Coli to please you…right…

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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Becca Tobin’s “alleged” Leaked Nudes for Reddit of the Day

To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE Nothing says Christmas like a nude star from Glee in some self shot nudes…featuring some bald vagina…even though bald vagina nude selfies should never include face… The fact is that everyone has nudes now, that’s the whole point of cell phones, it’s hardly a big deal, but I’d rather see any girl nude than clothed, so I guess this shit matters…even though it’s nothing worth killing yourself or being humilated over, especially when you’re a fucking actor. If anything, it’s a sold play…to get me and the rest of the world to know who you are.. JOIN THE CONVERSATION AS TO WHETHER THEY ARE REAL IN THE stepFORUM TO SEE ALL THE PICS ON IMGUR CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Lawrence “Alleged” Leaked Nudes on Reddit of the Day

To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE Leave it up to Jennifer Lawrence to be annoying and release nudes – when I’m wasted in the gutter on a long weekedn – even though everyday is the weekend. She’s got good enough tits and the fact she is a narcissist taking nudes of herself makes me dislike her a lot less that I already do… but she’s still the fucking worst, overhyped, garbage Holywood has to offer…with 2 too many oscars… JOIN THE CONVERSATION AS TO WHETHER THEY ARE REAL IN THE stepFORUM To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian’s Red Bikini of the Day

We live in a world where Kim Kardashian, along with her sex tape and the career that followed, is clearly celebrated as a sex symbol. People look at her and think “Oh My God, I want to fuck Kim Kardashian, she’s so hot”…yet for some reason, beastiality you know where you fuck an animal is illegal, looked down upon socially and completely wrong, even if you own it…even though it’s the same thing as getting off to Kim Kardashian, whether she’s photoshopped in her bikini or not. She’s a monster. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER REALLY FAT SCARY ASS IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Selena Gomez is dancing in a bra top, in her car, showing off her fake tits because that’s why she got them, even if they are smaller than most fake tits, they still have the same impact and effect on a girl who get’s them mind…. I have been with countless fake tit girls and all loved showing them off, letting you touch, or staging dance-offs as the new challenge to take the internet by storm…turning the entire world into one horrible high school class…filled with the famous, overly positive cheerleaders…and luckily ample autistic school shooters…. TO SEE PICS OF HER HIDING HER FACE BECAUSE SHE’S DRAMAIC CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day