I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is some fat hipster wannabe Kate Upton…that in person she’s some kind of monster, all big and scary, looking like she’s out to eat her way out of everything….but I don’t really see it…. I just see tits on a girl who had the balls to sue Urban Outfitters when she was 17 for sexualizing her, in some strategic publicity stunt that I guess worked, even though if I was a brand, I’d never hire her…she’s a liability. She’s booked Vogue Spain, making moves and I guess a legit model…and I don’t really care because she’s not naked like she’s supposed to be…and when they aren’t naked…they don’t matter.
I went to a party a while ago because I had no choice. I generally don’t like leaving my house ever. But when vagina you can potentially get to sit on your face despite all your setbacks like obesity, marriage and poverty calls…sometimes…you do things you don’t want to. At this party, a group of girls all dressed in oversized jerseys and shorts, who looked like ridiculous clowns who didn’t have time to clean up after their stage show, pretty much like Rita Ora in these pics, were not very nice to me….despite being what looked like the handicapped people at the event, it turned out they were the snobby pretentious fashionista acting bitches, because apparently, this is a style, despite how dumb it looks… Now I may be out of touch, but I know one thing, and that is whether a hot girl looks hot, or if she looks like a white boy trying to be hood, in the 90s…which didn’t look gangster then and doesn’t look gangster now… Under all their stupid outfits was hot, thin models…and I just thought falling into this streetwear trend that is so fucking dumb, was tragic…these should be short tight denim shorts…seriously… Oh well…you can see some panty.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Nice lighthouse…I am always into pretty scenic shots, you know artistic landscapes, as long as there is a bikini ass in them… Obnoxious faux artist photographers like to take pics of these landscapes and puppies on their instagram so that girls don’t think they are creepers even though any asshole who posts pics of landscapes or puppies on his instagram, claiming to be a photographer, is just doing that shit to get girls in his studio and trap them like Terry Richardson, who has turned to a life of posting pics of his travels rather than sluts on his blog, because that’s how you maintain an image… .
Meet Jessica Hall , a former Playboy model, reality TV star, and radio show host (which, if you ask me, is a total waste of her, uh, obvious “talents”). And apparently she’s also Kandy Magazine ‘s 2014 Krush of the Year, which I’ve got to agree with after checking out this sexy photoshoot in their latest issue. Because even though summer may be almost over, these pictures are definitely hot enough to keep me sweating all year round. Enjoy.
Meet Jessica Hall , a former Playboy model, reality TV star, and radio show host (which, if you ask me, is a total waste of her, uh, obvious “talents”). And apparently she’s also Kandy Magazine ‘s 2014 Krush of the Year, which I’ve got to agree with after checking out this sexy photoshoot in their latest issue. Because even though summer may be almost over, these pictures are definitely hot enough to keep me sweating all year round. Enjoy.
Charlotte McKinney was some Instagram model from Florida who I am sure I’ve emailed before, because I was drawn to her stupidly massive tits, but she ignored me…as most girls do…especially when they are just about to hit the mainstream. She’s booked Guess? and now shooting for Terry Richardson….all while he possibly cums on hertits…because that’s just the kind of girls her tits look like they are…I mean when you look at her, it’s hard to see anything but tits…and tits, despite not being a tit guy…still speak directly to my penis…which means even though I don’t think big tits are awesome, anytime I see big tits in public, I want them in my mouth…I blame breast feeding as a child for that…this tit thing speaks directly to my core…and Charlotte McKinney, who you can email at Charmck89@gmail.com, according to her instagram , is doing it well…
Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart… I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her… I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks… All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy. Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve always been a fan of Cameron Diaz even though the other bloggers ragged on her, since there’s not too many hotties out there who can look as good as she does after 40. But I guess it’s finally starting to catch up to her now, because even I’m having a hard time getting a pants fire going for these new bikini shots of hers. So sorry Cameron, but I’m still willing to give you the benefit of the doubt for now. And hey, maybe some personalized lingerie selfies might help change our minds. Just tossing it out there. Did I mention I’ve always been a big fan?
If you want to stay relevant, even when you’re old and washed up, as J.Lo has proved before this Nicole Scherzinger chick…you twerk….and I watch…because a shaking and gyrating ass is a happy ass – or at least a happy me….which is really all I care about, even though Nicole Scherzinger can’t make me happy…nothing can…it fucks up my depression…
I knew I recognized these funbags from somewhere, even though I don’t think I’ve done a post on Louise Glover in years. Some mental pictures just stick with you. But to bring the rest of you back up to speed on her, Louise here is a busty British model, former Playboy Model of the Year and apparently competes in fitness competitions these days too. Anyway, here she is stuffed into a tight dress at a special screening of a movie called The Anomaly , which I’m guessing has got to be about Louise’s perfect body. Because I’m something of an expert in this area, and I really don’t think there’s anything else like it out there. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
