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Jillian Murray By Matt Prokop of the Day

Her name is Jillian Murray and she’s in a movie called Cabin Fever Patient Zero….where she plays..the hot as fuck little thing who I hope doesn’t die because a movie without Jillian is a movie not worth watching…seriously… Here’s the tailer…looks fun….especially when she’s about to get eaten out…dirty dirty Jillian Murray… That said this pics were shot by Matt Prokop , who happens to be Sarah Hyland’s long term boyfriend, who I guess has gone onto photography, because it’s a good way to look and take pics of girls who don’t look like they are still 14 back when they first started dating…. Not that this is about them…It’s about Jillian Murray and how badly I’d like to take her on Romantic walks on the beach where I sing her love songs…even though I can’t sing…I just do it for eternal love….

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Lea Michele in Some Post Fiance Death Bikini Pics of the Day

I am a firm believer in not moving on with your life after your so called love, who conveniently, was more of a marketing strategy for you and your TV Show, killed himself in a drug overdose that you didn’t prevent, because you were too busy tucking your fucking balls in, it makes you sing at a higher octave, pretending you are a girl, you useless Glee, man-faced, twat… A twat that squeezed into a bikini, even though she should have the SADS but all i see is SMILES…even though boys aren’t supposed to be happy to wear bikinis, or maybe they are, it’s 2014, and the slogan is fuck everything…There are no rules, there are no systems, wear panties and live life as a girl even if you aren’t one if you want, every day was halloween, filled with sex, and I approve because I’d like the whole world to get AIDS and die…it is our only hope… That said, I want to get AIDS from her friend in red…even if I’m too busy mad at this picture for having stupid fucking captions on it, but not as stupid as Lea Michele’s 1990s butterfly tattoo I assume she got back when she was researching things trashy hookers do, before she grew her hair out… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Fingers Her Nose as Bieber Naps of the Day

As you go into your weekend, hopefully to live your own life…and deal with your own adventures, failures, fun, problems and disappointment…Know one thing…Selena Gomez and Bieber were on a couch together and the media wants you to think that’s important…even though it’s just marketing for his shitty selfie app that only his fans care about…and that I assume Selena has shares in…cuz investing in tech is the billion dollar way… Kill yourself..

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Lupita Nyong’o for Vogue of the Day

I can’t figure out if this is fashion erotica, or fashion racism, or if this has nothing to do with her straight from Africa, but no the Africa you racists are thinking, you know the dung shanty, AIDS ridden africa you send money to an adopted child, that really goes to a scamming Christian group…she’s more the top tier Africa with mansions and good living, I mean how the hell else does she become an Oscar winner…some fucking foster parent program? Naw dude, she’s rich. Just cuz she played a slave doesn’t mean she is one, in fact, I have a feeling she may own a few back home…. I guess what it comes down to is that nothing says Africa like an exercise ball..

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50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade. Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time… Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body… But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.

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Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show Continues…

Here’s Kimberley Garner out in London and showing why she’s still one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends even if she hasn’t tweeted me back in months. See, even though Kimberley isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, that hasn’t stopped her from showing it off lately . Just like even though I’ve got no shot at consumating our fake relationship, it still won’t stop me from trying again and again. Never give up on your dreams, kids. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cheryl Tweedy’s Leggy Hotness Brings Me Back

Any of you perverts who’ve been with me since the beginning know that Cheryl Tweedy is the original future ex-Mrs. Tuna. And even though I’ve had too many more to keep track of since then, she’ll always have a special place in my heart, or pants or whatever. So here she is walking the red carpet for the latest season of The X Factor and bringing me right back to the good old days when she’d put on a great leg show like this, and I’d pretend she was actually aware of my existence. It’s nice to know some things never change, huh? » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Madonna Scary Titties for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean… What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong.. It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site… I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….

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Madonna Scary Titties for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Madonna Scary Titties for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean… What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong.. It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site… I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….

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Naya Rivera for Galore of the Day

I don’t think our friends over at GALORE MAG are going to stop… They just broke the fucking internet, or at least DrunkenStepfather because they had a big issue release and I am loving every single pic… See I respect motherfuckers who go big, it’s like “we could spread out our shoots with all these relevant tricks, or we could just pile them all up into one issue that goes fucking viral.. For someone who is as into this shit, as I am into anything, which is not very into it, but I do appreciate hot girls in picture, even if they are horrible, tainted, trashy, try hards…or people who aren’t necessarily good enough for GLEE because Lea Micehele’s transgendered diva behavior doesn’t like hotter girls that her around, she needs to be the queen, even though she’s disgusting looking…while Naya…Naya is just fucking magical..fake tits or not and all.. SEE MORE HERE

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