ANother one… Window Cleaners VS Wind When Sex in the Kitchen Goes Wrong… Firefighters Rescue a Dog from Burning Home SUV Vs School Bus Punk Gets Beat Scooter Accident of the Day Kid VS Nicki Minaj Tits Idiot of the Day The post Girl Stripped for Sleeping with Married Man and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid tyring to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is… But maybe, she’s was found in a dumpster, bowling alley, mall or corn field of the midwest…it doesn’t matter what the back story is…what matters is that like all models she’s getting naked for photographers making art to get really noticed and I love this whole movement, there was a time we had to wait for Playboy to pay off these girls for the nudes, now it is free and it is everywhere and I love it… So here you go, VS Model tits…not doing VS but probably coordinated by VS, to get some buzz… The post Rachel Hilbert Does Hipster Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The rumor is that the younger Kardashian affiliate, who isn’t quite a Kardashian, but rather a product of whatever the whore mother was before gold digging a rich Armenian lawyer in the 89s, and a pro Athlete from the Wheaties box of the 70s turned woman Jenner….but she’s still on their shit show…she’s still the one trying to be more legitimate than all the others, taking her fame whoring to a more fashion and modeling, rather than porn and hip hop video route, but she still has a fucking ass… She’s not all that hot, but that ass seems to be, especially because she’s skinny, even when pushing out her ass, that’s just how girls are built these days, whether it is GMOs or not, fake or not, the roundness of asses on all girls has substantially improved the last decade…and I appreciate a fat ass on a skinny girl, as long as it’s not too fat.. The post Kendall Jenner Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I fucking hate all catalog and editorial pictures for brands, even bikini brands, because they always look cheesy as fuck, even when they aren’t even that cheesy, all because they are some girl getting overpaid to pose like an idiot, for no real reason at all, other than to sell product…it’s just fucking cheesy… Catalogs and editorial campaigns, should just be real fucking people in the product, doing real things, like spilling out of said bikini, none of this candy coated phoney shit.. That said, her name is Sara Sampaio, she works for the competitor, because I assume the competitor owns a piece of every bikini and underwear company… She’s skinny as fuck, from Portugal and her claim to fame is calling out other girls for being haters because she’s healthy and they are fat…. She drove that point home, you know that she can eat whatever she wants,…whith this watermelon… Either way, she’s in a bikini The post Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean… What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong.. It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site… I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….
Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean… What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong.. It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site… I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….
A fight went down between Luci Ford and a Watermelon…and it looks like Luci Ford won…but not just at watermelon fights, but at life…or maybe we won, because we get to experience whatever is happening in this behind the scenes of a photoshoot video… She’s a new face…who is destroying INSTAGRAM one picture at a time, and this watermelon shit, is just next level..and amazing..and if she was a black man…very racist…but she’s not, so it’s perfect.
A fight went down between Luci Ford and a Watermelon…and it looks like Luci Ford won…but not just at watermelon fights, but at life…or maybe we won, because we get to experience whatever is happening in this behind the scenes of a photoshoot video… She’s a new face…who is destroying INSTAGRAM one picture at a time, and this watermelon shit, is just next level..and amazing..and if she was a black man…very racist…but she’s not, so it’s perfect.
Don’t be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. ~Charles Richards Don’t waste your life doing something you don’t enjoy. If it doesn’t make you happy, its not worth it. As we remember the life and contributions of Don Cornelius today, lets not forget to make the most of every moment we are blessed to live.