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Tara Reid in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

My favorite piece of dried up leather, and I am talking about her pussy, is still in her bikini, just though I’d give you the heads up because it brings great joy to me, especailly because it is yellow and reminds me of a big ray of sunshine on a day I don’t want sunshine, because I am stranded in a desert with no water after a drinking binge led me there, you know something I’m not begging for, but something I’m willing to accept because it is jus the way it fuckin’ is, even though it will probably be the death of me.

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Tara Reid in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Obama admits US can’t insure all Americans without single payer

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: I want to cover everybody. Now, the truth is that unless you have a—what’s called a single-payer system, in which everybody’s automatically covered, then you’re probably not going to reach every single individual, because there’s always going to be somebody out there who thinks they’re indestructible and doesn’t want to get healthcare, doesn’t bother getting healthcare, and then, unfortunately, when they get hit by a bus, end up in the emergency room and the rest of us have to pay for it.

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A Sad Day for Muff Road of the Day

Fox is perverted. They did a story on Muff Road having to change its name in some town in New Zealand because people are stealing the signs for I guess their frat houses, because I can’t see why anyone would want a Muff Road sign, unless they were homos trying to hide their homosexuality by living in a house with a bunch of men and fucking chicks together, with decor representative of manliness like sports posters to show your guest that you can’t be gay, even though you live with a bunch of dudes, cuz you like football, and your empty beer and booze bottle collections, to show your guests how much you can drink, cuz you’re a man who fucks chicks with the boys, and you’re shelf with your porn collection, and old posters of Pam Anderson and a stack of Playboy’s since you’re not Gay even though you’re “frat mates” shove broom handles in your ass.

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Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

You don’t know awkward like surfing the net for Kayden Kross porn because I love her and coming across a live broadcast from May where her and her stunt cock are talking about me. I have no memory of ever asking her to ask me to marry her, considering I am married, but I guess that could be something I would do, even though I’d rather just take her out to dinner and a movie and treat her like the lady I know she is behind that whole pornstar front. So even though her marriage proposal wasn’t sincere, it’s nice to know she likes me for being an asshole because I like her for having an asshole or at least a vagina she treats like an asshole by lettin’ all kinds shit get caught up in it, even though it’s a premium luxurious delicacy that should only be savored by me.

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Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

Ridiculous Booty Video of the Day

The world needs more ridiculous booties.

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Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson Doing Some Burlesque Shit….of the Day

This video is annoying but you can see Carmen Electra in a thong, or Kim Kardashian dressed like a slutty sailor. I think the whole pinup burlesque shit is designed for fat, ugly girls who can’t make it as real models, but Carmen Electra is still hot even though she’s old

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