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Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day

I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…I am surrounded by fatness so the idea of fitness is foreign to me….and I get confused…. It could just be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, even though she wasn’t hot, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on….. Holding on to what she had… The post Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Tits of the Day

Hayden Panettiere showed off her fat tits….or fake tits…that balanced out her big fucking back that I guess her massive 7 foot tall boyfriend wanted because he was tired of feeling like he was fucking a weird little midget…even though her 4 foot tall midget sex was clearly his fetish, he kept going back for more, probably cuz it made his dick look so big…who knows..why am I talking about dicks…what a homo… The post Hayden Panettiere Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Can’t Hide Her Hotness

Just last week , I was complimenting Selena Gomez on finally living up to her hottie potential, and now here she is hiding from the paps in New York and covering her face like she’s Vanessa Hudgens or something. On the plus side, at least she forgot to cover her legs, so I’m willing to let Selena off with a warning this time. But if she wants to stay at the top of the charts as my new #1 pop star, I expect a whole lot more. Or rather, her wearing a whole lot less. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry AKA Rosie O’Donnell Lite Latest Photoshoot

Ever since I first noticed that Katy Perry looks like Rosie O’Donnell Lite , I can’t unsee it. Even in this pin-up girl inspired photoshoot she did for some cosmetics line. All I see is Rosie 2.0. But even though it’s too late for me and the Little Tuna, there’s still hope for you guys. Just try to focus on the positives, like Katy’s funbags and ignore the rest. Good luck.

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Madison Beer Is Still Trouble In A Bikini

Unlike Victoria’s Secret model Vita Sidorkina , who looks like trouble even though she’s 21, Madison Beer has the opposite problem. But since I doubt that excuse will hold up in court, and I don’t feel like testing it, I suggest we all just move it along and ignore this teenage troublemaker for now, no matter how many beach trips she takes. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day

Her name is Isabelle Cutrim and she’s ringing in the Christmas season with a fun Christmas shoot, even though most people hate on Christmas, because they are white and entitled college kids and they think it makes them sound smart and inclusive, current, modern and progressive, when really they need to be kicked in the fucking face because Christmas is everything…. That said, these are some subtle naked and amazing model posing with some decorations, simple and effective, it’s like all they need is a white wall and a babe for me to really tap into the Christmas Miracle that is her naked and posing…. I am going to say Christmas Miracle a lot today…this is one of them. VIA emanueleferrari.tumblr.com The post Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day

Her name is Isabelle Cutrim and she’s ringing in the Christmas season with a fun Christmas shoot, even though most people hate on Christmas, because they are white and entitled college kids and they think it makes them sound smart and inclusive, current, modern and progressive, when really they need to be kicked in the fucking face because Christmas is everything…. That said, these are some subtle naked and amazing model posing with some decorations, simple and effective, it’s like all they need is a white wall and a babe for me to really tap into the Christmas Miracle that is her naked and posing…. I am going to say Christmas Miracle a lot today…this is one of them. VIA emanueleferrari.tumblr.com The post Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day

I guess Sophie Simmons is one of those dying for Attentiom, probably doesn’t have real friends, is neglected by her father who is too into his business and her mother who is too into her own existence as a Hollywood mom…because she hires people to take pictures of her in erotic enough settings…and there’s always something weird about a chubby trust fund girl paying photographers to take slutty pics of her…it’s even a little desperate… But I guess not as desperate as posting topless, or semi topless, slutty instagram whoring pics to the internet…in her quest to figure out her purpose and existence in the world knowing she never has to work…her dad, Gene Simmons is practically a billionaire….that makes her an heir to that… Apparently, she’s going to acting classes, she was already on TV once before being forgotten, so it’s only natural for an LA kid to value fame as something that can’t be bought, when everything else can, even though fame can be bought…and really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but their heads are so up their own asses..they don’t realize that…and I guess since her tits are the size of my head…I’ll encourage it…even though I never really cared for KISS…but I could still let KISS’s sperm’s creation KISS up on my dick in pics..I’m easy like that. I’m such a whore… The post Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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13 Extremely Non-Jolly Movies That Opened On Christmas Day

All of these films premiered on Christmas Day, even though they are anything but jolly.

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Plus-size Busty Instagram Model Abigail Ratchford Is A Babe In Toyland

Don’t get me wrong about  Abigail Ratchford here. I’m sure she’s a very hard worker and has held many real jobs over the years, unlike a lot of the other professional Instagram models out there. But even though she’s still very doable and not actually overweight, I just think that for her Instagram career to really take off, she needs to work a little harder. Say, by doing deep knee bends with her boobs in my face. Just a suggestion… Photos: WENN.com

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