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Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has… The post Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has… The post Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ozzy Man Reviews: People F%cked Up By Bulls

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Katherine McNamara Is A Legal Cutie

Don’t worry, even though  Katherine McNamara is at the premiere of a new Disney movie in these pictures, you’re not going to get in any trouble for looking at them. The former Disney Channel star is 20 now, I double-checked. Although speaking of trouble, when’s Katherine going to get into some? She’s gotta be long overdue for a leaked picture scandal by now. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Minka Kelly Has Some Serious Pokie Action

Last time we saw Minka Kelly , I was pulling for a hotness comeback from the leggy brunette. I don’t know about you perverts, but I miss the days of drooling over her booty in skintight spandex . But even though she didn’t follow my patented comeback plan of bikini vacations and “leaked” sex tapes, she did do something almost as good for her latest run-in with the paps: Minka must’ve gone into a walk-in freezer to come down with a case of nippleitis this impressive. Bravo. And welcome back! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sara Underwood Late to the Party But Still Welcome of the DAy

Sara Underwood may be late to the social media game, but she’s come out hard… She’s 31, she did playboy, she’s expropriated or exploited the loyal as fuck nerd culture thanks to social manipulator Ryan Seacrest’s lead and G4TV that she learned everything she knows from, and that’s give the audience what they fucking want, add some depth to your personality.. So she goes fucking aggressive on the nudes, or half nudes, and she’s aggressive on the share for share, even though instagram is dead…and now she’s moving to snapchat…growing that audience and it’s fucking growing… I guess her new boyfriend is a instagram hustler with the basic tactics, or maybe this shit is just so fucking obvious, even though everyone dreams of insta fame…basic but shit’s put her back on the map and is making her that money off the perverts, loser, gamers who she brings hope to…you.. She’s not that hot, but guys fucking love her, and I just love what she represents, naked at 18, still rocking a rockin’ body…even though it was better without the tits. The post Sara Underwood Late to the Party But Still Welcome of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Bra of the Day

Emma Roberts is lovely…in her see through shirt showing off some fashion bra that is I guess more of shirt…because that’s the way she’s wearing it…and I am into it but only because I am into Emma Roberts…She’s got this hipster, fashion vibe to her…and she’s had a lot of fucking success…thanks to her natural born talent and by natural born talent I mean her aunt…who pretty much knows everybody… The only thing that really upsets me about EMMA ROBERTS is that she comes from this broken dude Eric Roberts, you know an addict so self involved he self destructed after winning his Oscar….and I thought some of that unstable, broken home shit would trickle down to this one, where instead of being Hollywood, she’s be more sex tape…. But I guess bra is all she’s giving us today… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day

Britney Spears is amazing…she’s my kind of puppet…she did PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE shot by Mario Testino, who has a weird behind the scenes fetish for girls he shoots in Towels, which I guess Britney participated in….despite it being one of the dumber fetishes or even “artist” projects for a photographer with this kind of access…but it’s become a thing… I am more interested in better fetishes but photographers are weirdos, even though they don’t really exist anymore thanks to instagram, where perverts who call themselves photographers get girls naked after loosening them up with booze…all for fun…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…it must be…t’s all over instagram, lure young girls for followers instead of money, even though followers dont’ pay the bills until you have a lot of them, and getting naked on the internet for free is just dumb…with the whole “let’s make art”….stupidity… Here she is doing the splits….more interesting than the towel… The post Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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EXCLUSIVE: Could This Be The Final Season For @TheRealMaryMary? @MzShynekadotcom Finds Out! [WATCH]

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Award winning gospel singers Mary Mary’s Tina and Erica Campbell sat down with Mz Shyneka to share with her the Word On The Streetz we all want to know: “Are yall back together or is this the end?” On being able to transcend into Hip Hop and R&B music even though they are gospel artists: Erica: […]

EXCLUSIVE: Could This Be The Final Season For @TheRealMaryMary? @MzShynekadotcom Finds Out! [WATCH]

Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Porn of the Day

Charlotte McKInney is a huge fucking stat and people like her…at least that’s what she keeps telling herself as she looks in the mirror at her questionable Florida trash face that she knows under different circumstances would be a bottle service girl on the Fort Lauderdale strip, you know either hooters or that other one that girls Flash their tits from because that’s just what Florida brings out in people..I blame the toxins from the Ocean water in the air… I guess to support those affirmations in the mirror, getting a ton of fucking likes for pics like this can help delusions blossom that people actually like her or think she’s hot because they interracted with a topless fucking pic… I posted her GQ Mexico, because she’s bootleg the other day, here they are again…because help this bottom feeder – bottom feed – it’s not like she’s got that solid a window of opportunity ahead of her… The post Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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