I know some of you sickos out there still like Kim Kardashian , so this one’s for you: here’s Kim in the latest issue of GQ . And even though I still don’t get the appeal of this untalented porn star, I’ve got to admit, she does look halfway decent after a few hours’ worth of Photoshop. Whatever graphic design intern they had working around the clock on these deserves a raise.
I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away…. Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes… She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers.. The post Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I thought Fergie was dead…I guess Fergie isn’t dead so she doesn’t need to have a memorial…but she does seem to be in concert….looking like a corpse, with a pretty decent body, but is still a corpse…you know the kind of thing you’d dig up but not tell anyone because they though you were weird, only in Fergie’s case she’s not quite dead yet…just old…an old broken child star turned meth addict…turned very fucking rich hard bodied tranny mom..with skin sagging off her bones and an ass I’d still like shit on me – even though I am not into shit, especially not meth addict shit….the ass is still an ass…old and weathered… So here’s Fergie In Concert in Leather Body Suit – Showing Ass TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE… The post Fergie Memorial Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides… I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way.. I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish. TO SEE ASHLEY TISDALE IN A SHEER DRESS AT AN EVENT…. CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emilia Clarke has sacrificed herself by posing slutty for Vogue to promote Next Week’s Game of Thrones premiere…even though she’s got countless sex scenes on the show…and you’ve already seen her naked, part of the reason she’s famous, you like her, and get a boner from her… I don’t watch the show, I can’t participate in that world, I will never watch the show, but it seems like every motherfucker is on the show…even though DRAGONS DON’T EXIST AND ARE FOR NERDY WEIRDOS…making people who buy into the story and huge production just typical followers who eat what they are told to…but then again, maybe I just haven’t joined the cult because I haven’t watched an episode and been brainwashed, I generally instinctively stay away from what everyone likes…not because I am some hipster pretending I’m so different, but because I’m an anti social with borderline personality disorder and would prefer having zero in common with anyone…especially anything with dragons… You are being marketed to fools… The point is that Emilia Clarke is lookin’ good in this shoot…and I’ll just leave it at that…instead of going into why you Game of Throne Fans are such typical basic cunts… The post Emilia Clarke in VOGUE for Game of Thrones Premiere of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emilia Clarke has sacrificed herself by posing slutty for Vogue to promote Next Week’s Game of Thrones premiere…even though she’s got countless sex scenes on the show…and you’ve already seen her naked, part of the reason she’s famous, you like her, and get a boner from her… I don’t watch the show, I can’t participate in that world, I will never watch the show, but it seems like every motherfucker is on the show…even though DRAGONS DON’T EXIST AND ARE FOR NERDY WEIRDOS…making people who buy into the story and huge production just typical followers who eat what they are told to…but then again, maybe I just haven’t joined the cult because I haven’t watched an episode and been brainwashed, I generally instinctively stay away from what everyone likes…not because I am some hipster pretending I’m so different, but because I’m an anti social with borderline personality disorder and would prefer having zero in common with anyone…especially anything with dragons… You are being marketed to fools… The point is that Emilia Clarke is lookin’ good in this shoot…and I’ll just leave it at that…instead of going into why you Game of Throne Fans are such typical basic cunts… The post Emilia Clarke in VOGUE for Game of Thrones Premiere of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I shouldn’t be working today – not that this is work…but I am still sitting at a computer on my birthday when I have adventures to pretend I’d got on…when really I’d just rather sit on my couch or nap….working hard for the nap…. So to honor that laziness, that entitled birthday bullshit people do, here are old pics of Krysten Ritter who I think is also old…but who was once a model that I never bothered noticing until watching her netflix show and thinking “I’d fuck that”…making her ass in a bathing suit, even a weird shaped bathing suit…juicy enough to stare at… I figure if I haven’t seen the pics, even if they’re weeks old, they are still new to me..and her pregnancy bump, or gunt from too much vacation eating….is the real star of this shoot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter in a Bikini from a Few Weeeks Ago for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marloes Horst is lovely… The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet…has a terrible voice…and he can’t playing the piano…because he’s too busy hiding in the shell that is my fat gunt…thanks to low testosterone… It’s my birthday, I am old, I can deal with it…because I have a mouth that I can use as a stand in… Not that Marloes Horst would have any of that, she’s too fancy, in magaiznes like Marie Calire…but I still prefer her strip video…. The post Marloes Horst for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There is so much content being produced online that I don’t know when a magazine is a legitimate magazine, or if it is just an instagram account, or if it is just some rich guys who have too much money who want a magazine to meet bitches, it is all so saturated that it all sort of blends into each other… I can’t tell if the models are real, or maybe now that everyone is a model, we’re all models, and real is anyone in the pictures… I don’t know if it is art, or social commentary, or just a copy of something someone else is doing… I just know that any reason for tits, whether with these models: Heather Kemetsky, Zlata Semenko, Janiece Dilone, Iana Godina, Marland Backus, Sabina Lobova, Mae Bird, Othilia Simon, Sahara….Whoever the fuck that is… Is good enough for me…and I guess for every lazy mind out there double tapping on pics… Nothing matters! VIA FAT MAGAZINE The post Fat Magazine Fashion Tits for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .