Tag Archives: even-writing

Sexy Sax Man: Booted Out of Coachella!

Sergio Flores, a.k.a. the Sexy Sax Man on YouTube, just got bumped from playing at Coachella this weekend, a gig he landed after his viral shenanigans. The Sexy Sax Man

John & Jen’s Textual Relationship

The rumor mill is working overtime trying to get the merry-go-round that is Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer back together! We all do know that the third time is the charm, after all! John reportedly convinced Jen to give it a go go again over longing and groveling text messages.

Ashlee Simpson in Some Leather Pants of the Day

Marrying and Emo bi sexual dude turned this bitch into some kind of monster, but I guess if you were her, you wouldn’t want to look like Ashlee Simpson either, so she’s really doing herself a favor by doin’ this whole vampire shit. She looks fuckin’ skinny, she looks haggard and you would be too if you married a homo who wouldn’t fuck you ever and just used you as a vehicle to birth his devil child or some shit. I don’t really care and either do you, so why am I even writing this, I should just throw up the pictures, like Ashlee Simpson throws up her dinner every night.

Continue reading here:
Ashlee Simpson in Some Leather Pants of the Day