Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign…. It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..
Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it… I mean there are so many girls who wish they were even at Charli XCX level fame, it only makes sense that this is how she stands out from the rest….becasue relying on talent alone doesn’t matter, since this generation has no idea what talent is, and proven by people who have made it, clearly talent doesn’t ever get factored in….but ass flashes do…thank god..because they are fun to look at… ] TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 6, Lisa Rinna and family went home to Oregon, while Eileen and Yolanda bonded in the 90210. Brandi Glanville? She probably doesn’t remember where she was, she was so hammered, while former hot mess Kim Richards is keeping it real these days. Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 6 Online Lisa Rinna kicks things off on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 6 , explaining that her beloved childhood home is being sold. Such an emotional “origins” story line feels a bit too early for a new cast member such as herself, but we’ll go with it. Lisa R. is nothing if not entertaining. Her namesake Lisa Vanderpump is back from Palm Springs and kills time filming with her swans and Ken, neither of whom seem particularly interested. At lunch, Lisa Rinna, Yolanda Foster and Eileen Davidson bond over kids. Turns out Yolanda and Eileen’s children went to school together. Small world! Eileen drops another hint that she’s having financial problems, or at least concerns, by complaining about how big her house is and wanting to downsize. Kylie Richards is not having financial problems. She plans a BBQ with her assistant, who is dubbed “Ladysitter,” which is maybe the dumbest thing ever. On the road with Lisa Rinna, we see her with her parents in an assisted living residence and while they seem very sweet, this feels extremely awkward. Maybe it’s just us? We’re not sure. But you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to see Brandi get tanked, not Lisa’s parents be manipulated. Speaking of which, we’re getting to that good part. Just not before Kyle complains about how busy she is and needs to hire help. Humble Brag Hall of Fame. Eileen, Yolanda, Lisa Vanderpump, Ken, Brandi and Kim are at the BBQ, and it doesn’t take long for the innuendos, heated questions and claws to come out. Case in point: Yolanda asks Lisa why she didn’t invite her to Palm Springs, Lisa says she didn’t invite anyone, and Yolanda knows she invited Lisa Rinna. Classic. Almost as much so as Brandi Glanville sharing the details of her vagina rejuvenation with Eileen. And as usual, Lisa V. is not nice to Brandi. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Cast Photos 1. Brandi Glanville Brandi’s back, and boozy as ever. Spoiler alert: At some point this season, she smacks Lisa Vanderpump. You’d HAVE to be drunk to assault such a classy lady! These two could both use a time out, or a good spanking, or something, because they either just need to let it go and make up or just not talk period. In this case, however, Lisa does not need to be such a … you know. Brandi’s not innocent and we can’t believe this is all over Scheana Marie . But still. Brandi is at least trying, though, yet Lisa and Ken are horrible to her. At some point you’d think they would show a little … we don’t even know at this point. Ironically, the oft-troubled Kim Richards is the only one who seems like she really has it together. Kyle Richards can s–k it , as Brandi says, but Kim? She really seems like she’s turned things around, and is authentically genuine to boot. On an episode like this one, she shines even brighter than usual.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott reportedly want to procreate again, believing that a fifth child with bring them closer together this holiday season, and in marriage. If the mere idea of this piece of celebrity gossip being true made you cringe, well, you are not alone. And it may be just that, gossip. But on the flip side … Would you really put it past Tori and Dean?! A friend reportedly said of the embattled couple’s plans , “they love their four children and believe a new baby in the New Year will bring them closer together.” Seems to us like it might do the opposite. It was last winter when Dean partook in a torrid two-day affair with Emily Goodhand in Toronto, which was somehow outed by the mysterious mistress. Somehow, the couple stayed together and even chronicled the marital fallout from this affair, and all their other baggage, on two seasons of reality TV. If you watch True Tori online , you know what a train wreck that was. Nothing about it would make you think real progress was being made or should be. All it did was make you feel bad for Liam, 7, Stella, 6, Hattie, 3, and Finn, 2, who will have to grow up and watch this someday. Now they want another?! “Sometimes it seems their love of kids is the one thing they have in common,” their friend noted matter of factly, and while that may be, what about Dean’s … Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Tori and Dean Moment Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two. On camera, they discussed him getting a vasectomy after her last birth, but he balked. The fact that this was even talked about, though, makes you wonder. Or not. Maybe things are just great now. “Dean’s warmed to the idea of having another kid. He realizes how much he hurt Tori, and now wants to make her happy. He feels she’s due,” the friend says. Sounds like a healthy, totally foolproof idea to us. As the saying goes, it never fails to make it up to your long-suffering wife by getting her pregnant again.
Los Angeles police are investigating this video of a song poking fun at the killing of black teenager Michael Brown by a white policeman, reports indicate. The racist parody of “Bad, Bad Leroy Brown,” performed at a retired officer’s party at the Glendale, Calif., Elks Lodge, went viral earlier this week … Michael Brown Racist Song Parody The song, captured on video and posted on celebrity gossip and news site TMZ, is pretty stunning considering the fallout from Brown’s death this year. Anger over police killings of black men has intensified following the cases of Brown and Eric Garner . No charges were filed against police in either case. In an apparent revenge attack Saturdya, Ismaaiyl Brinsley murdered two officers in Brooklyn. With tragedies and tension at all time highs, this video? It’s certainly not going to help. LAPD Chief Charlie Beck said: “Like many of you, I find it offensive & absurd. It does not reflect the values of the #LAPD.” “I have directed our Professional Standards Bureau to look into this,” he added, to help “determine if any active department employees were involved.” The lyrics, heard plain as day, are as follows: Michael Brown learned a lesson about a messin’ With a badass policeman And he’s bad, bad Michael Brown Baddest thug in the whole damn town Badder than old King Kong Meaner than a junkyard dog Two men took to fightin’ And Michael punched in through the door And Michael looked like some old Swiss cheese His brain was splattered on the floor And he’s dead, dead Michael Brown Deadest man in the whole damn town His whole life’s long gone Deader than a roadkill dog The song was performed by Gary Fishell, an Elks member, at a party organized by a retired LAPD officer there on December 15, local media reported. A trustee for the lodge, in a statement to LA Weekly, apologized for the song, which he called inappropriate and said does not reflect the group’s values. A lawyer for Fishell, a former private investigator, said, “He’s a goofball who writes funny songs,” adding that he now realizes it was “off color and in poor taste.” Retired officer Joe Myers, who hosted the dinner after a charity golf tournament, spoke to TMZ about the song , saying, “How can I dictate what he [Fishell sings]?” “This is America. We can say what we want. This is a free America.” A trustee for the Lodge says Myers’ dinner was not an official Elks Club event, but since he is a member he had a right to hold a dinner there for his charity. The trustee says many people were upset, though (including one person who was so upset that no one objected that they filmed and leaked the clip): “It’s deplorable and inappropriate and the Lodge will be taking disciplinary action against [Fishell] and possibly the people who organized this event.” We imagine this isn’t the last we’ll hear of this story, as Brown’s shooting in Ferguson, Mo., this summer continues to resonate throughout the nation … Celebrities React to Events in Ferguson, Missouri 1. Moby
Time to stand up… John Legend Challenges The People To Fight For Change Just after releasing his inspirational duet with Common from the Selma sundtrack, John Legend is speaking out on the fight for change and placing a call to action for everyone to stand and demand policy change. Via Billboard : When Common and I wrote the song “Glory” for the stunning new film Selma, we drew inspiration from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and his contemporaries who strived and sacrificed to achieve racial equality in the face of seemingly hopeless odds. As I watched the final version of Selma, I did so with the backdrop of the streets of many of our major cities filled with protesters, crying out for justice after yet another unarmed black person’s life was taken by the police with impunity. After the events of the past few weeks, in Ferguson, Mo.; Staten Island; Phoenix; and Cleveland, things feel eerily the same. While it is important to recognize and acknowledge racial progress through the years, it is also clear that we are far from King’s dream of equality and justice for all. Slavery ended 150 years ago. The most egregious elements of Jim Crow were deemed illegal 50 years ago. But the problems of structural racism are old and ongoing. We still have a huge wealth gap rooted in decades of job, wage and housing discrimination. Voting restrictions that disproportionately affect the poor, minorities and youth are in place and growing. A persistent gap between black and white student achievement points to an education system that fails to provide a ladder of opportunity for everyone. African-American communities are being crushed by a criminal justice system that over-polices us, over-arrests us, over-incarcerates us and disproportionately takes the lives of our unarmed youth because of the simple fact that our skin, our blackness, conjures the myth of a hyper-violent negro. I did an album with The Roots in 2010 called Wake Up! We wanted to use music to encourage young people who were politicized by the election of President Barack Obama to continue mobilizing. We covered songs from the 1960s and ’70s by artists like Nina Simone and Curtis Mayfield as inspiration and a blueprint. They marched. They wrote songs. They met with political leaders. They provided financial support. They risked arrest. Today, I am part of a generation of artists who benefit from unprecedented access to our fans. Tools like Twitter and Facebook act as a megaphone, allowing us to speak directly and powerfully to millions of people. Yet our actions, or lack thereof, speak louder: 140 characters cannot excuse us of our obligation to stand up, sit in or march forward. Obama recently told the young activists gathered in the Oval Office to “think big, but go gradual.” His words reminded me of President Lyndon B. Johnson’s reluctance to tackle voting rights, as depicted in Selma. Despite Johnson’s qualms, civil rights activists refused to wait for a more convenient political time. They took to the streets and used grass-roots organization and the moral force of their argument to create better conditions so the legislation could pass. We can’t wait for gradual and incremental change. Our government is a democracy, by the people and for the people. It is time for the people to wake up, stand up and demand change. Nice. What do you think of what he had to say??
The American Music Awards are a pile of shit and I refuse to watch them. If you’re wondering how I know they are a pile of shit, it is because they actually invited me to attend as press one year, and no one, not even porn events, invite me anywhere, making me pretty convinced they are hurting, desperate and pretty fucking weak. I just assumed Dick Clark Productions, pre-Dick Clark dying off and turning into Ryan Seacrest set a huge long contract with ABC, so the show must go on – or some shit – as a tribute to a better time, when TV was only 3 channels… That said, I didn’t live blog the shit, live tweet the shit, or even watch the shit. I did hear in passing that the above performance of a stripper and JLo was much anticipated, or marketed as being potentially scandalous, as booking strippers on your show would do, because the world is internet porn crazed…and they needed any hook they could get to get people to watch the shit…and I can assure you, without watching, that it was shit.. I guess it’s just nice to see the mainstream becoming more like my drug and booze filled pervert life… Here’s the highlight reel…Even though none of this matters….with Selena, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Charli XCX – etc. TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS IN ATTENDENCE BEING SLUTS CLICK HERE
Duck Dynasty star Sadie Robertson has always publicly embraced her faith, but she truly brought it to the ballroom on Monday night’s Dancing With the Stars. Delivering a contemporary performance choroeographed by Mark Ballas, the 17-year-old paid tribute to one of the Bible’s most well-known and revered stories … Sadie Robertson and Mark Ballas – Dancing With the Stars Adam & Eve Contemporary Adding their creative spin to the Adam and Eve saga, as told in the Old Testament book of Genesis, Sadie and Mark were outstanding and inspiring. The dance-infused rendition of the events that the Bible says unfolded in the Garden of Eden was a terrific show of Mark’s skills as well as Sadie’s talent. While Robertson has repeatedly shared her faith during the competition, this was the first time that one of her dances overtly explored a Biblical story. Not surprisingly, the brunette said this added a great deal of pressure on Dancing With the Stars Season 19 Episode 10 , but she rose to the occasion. “It’s a pretty intense story. It’s about Eve falling short into sin, but then dragging Adam down with her,” Robertson said in a video that aired before the dance. “Because it’s such an iconic story and it’s also a message from the Bible,” she added, “I do feel pressure to make it right and do the best that I can possibly do.” She captured a near perfect score of 38 out of 40, behind only Pretty Little Liars alum Janel Parrish, so it’s safe to say she was successful and then some. Sadie Robertson Photos: Quack On! 1. Sadie Robertson, John Luke Robertson Sadie Robertson with brother John Luke Robertson of Duck Dynasty. They’re Willie and Korie’s kids. Think she has what it takes to go all the way to the end and bring home the Mirror Ball title? It’ll be hard to upend Parrish, as well as Alfonso Ribeiro. She’s a virtual lock for the final four if she can keep up performances of this high caliber, though, because the Quack Pack simply cannot be stopped!
Kendra Wilkinson’s husband Hank Baskett has contacted the FBI to protest that his alleged mistress Ava London extorted him and tried to shake him down. Hank claims that the transsexual model, who revealed their sexual dealings, is guilty of illegally recording and extorting him, and he wants to make her pay. Believe Hank’s legal attempt to play the victim? Here’s why you should : She was clearly behind the release of those audio tapes of Hank pleading for her not to go public and promising to “help” her. Here’s why you shouldn’t : If you watch Kendra on Top online , Hank’s guilty conscience is obvious and he can’t even find the words to deny anything. The two aren’t mutually exclusive, of course. Her account could be entirely accurate and still tantamount to extortion if she tried to bilk him for cash. He seems to be trying to dance around what really happened with Ava London , though, acknowledging only that he “hung out with her” that night. What else was hanging out, though!? Hank’s camp says London secretly recorded conversations in which he straight up begs her not to talk about their relationship because he’s married. Ava London: Hank Baskett’s (Alleged) Mistress 1. Ava Sabrina London Photo Ava Sabrina London is the model who says she had a fling with Hank Baskett. Do you believe her? Baskett’s lawyer Lee Hutton will go to court next week in an attempt to obtain her records, which he believes will fully document an extortion attempt. She wanted $5,000, allegedly, in exchange for her silence, and Hank reportedly tried to produce at least part of that payment when he got busted. It’s unclear why she went to Radar with the recordings and whether she fully initiated that, or merely didn’t deny it after the site broke the scandal. In any case, Hank is still not copping to any hand jobs received or administered, or to browsing transsexual model videos on YouTube (her story). According to TMZ, he says he met her and her friend in a grocery store, and they invited him to go to their apartment. He ended up there, in any case. They began smoking weed, which led to Ava taking her clothes off, and … something went down that he really, really, really did not want to become public. Based on the events we saw play out Friday night on WE TV’s Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 6 , we’re not sure she’s buying what he’s selling … Watch Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 6 Online On the flip side, Wilkinson has called this a “straight setup” so she may be somewhat sympathetic to the extortion angle and the fact that Ava sold him out. In any case, dude is still living at home, very likely making him the first married man to ever cheat on his pregnant wife with a model with a penis to pull that off. He’s got the heart of a champion. Will Hank cheat on Kendra again , as Ava is so certain of? Will he even get the chance if she kicks him to the curb? Share your commentary below …
The town of Wasco, California, has apparently been targeted by a mysterious clown. Or clowns. There appear to be several of them, lurking after dark. These clowns appear to be skilled at social media use, too. They’ve been popping up on Twitter and Instagram, sharing photos of themselves around town … Instagram and Twitter (bio: “IM [sic] THE REAL DEAL”) profiles imply that this is some sort of clown gang. One notes, “I’m not the only one out there.” The clown mostly seems like an elaborate Halloween prank, and residents are treating it as such. Some of them don’t appear to be laughing … but others are. “Some residents go in cars searching for him. They have flashlights and try to spot him in neighborhoods after he posts to Twitter,” Noah Sanchez said. At the same time, “It’s kind of fun, though, to get us in the Halloween spirit.” Some of their antics go beyond innocent Instagram photos, though. Lt. Jason Matson of Bakersfield did tell Tech Times that reports “range anywhere from a guy carrying a gun to a guy carrying a knife running up to houses.” Wasco, California Clowns A 14-year-old has been arrested and booked into juvenile hall for “harassing minors” while dressed up as a clown in town but so far, that’s the only arrest. The boy told police he was inspired by social media … a copycat clown. So who’s behind this spooky sight? How deep does the mystery go? Last September, a similar trend took place in the United Kingdom, where a series of bizarre run-ins with the Northampton Clown left local residents on edge. So maybe the events on both sides of the Atlantic are related? Not likely, but both made more than a few people ask: What’s that clown think he’s doing?! All we know is most of us have to watch American Horror Story online to experience something like this, but Wasco is living its own chapter every night. Watch American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 1 Online
