Petra Nemcova is invincible…. Petra Nemcova can’t die…. Petra Nemcova is magical…and amazing…a hero…who saves souls… I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….and panty flash…. She’s at a Cannes….she’s classy…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova’s Tits for Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is ethnic ambiguous because of all the plastic surgery, and being raised a vapid white cunt from LA, Bella Hadid…a great use of science, breeding, and money…who I don’t really hate as much as I lead on…I just think she’s overrated…but then again, whether she’s the topless bitch or someone else is the topless bitch..it’s all the fucking same…she looks good, I’d steal her underwear to smell where she’s been…but I’d rather she mail it to me in a ziplock or Tupperwear as part of an edgy Ziplock or Tupperwear ad campaign, because this bitch monetizes everything she does..from shitting…to shitting on rich men….it’s all for financial gain…and the sad thing is she didn’t even need the fucking money. The post Bella Hadid’s Topless Model Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning wanted to let you know what she looks like when your lipstick sized, overly red cock, from all the jerking off and sex with hookers, gets close to her mouth…she winks, because she’s an actress and everything she does is a performance piece…just don’t confuse it for authentic…. I am all for stage parented kids making more money from brands who like recycling the same garbage…because they are lazy…and it’s easier to re-use the cup on the counter with a quit rinse because your roommate jerked off in it…than to go out and find a new cup… Right…. The post Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is porn to someone… Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit… Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit… Because life works out for people who are hot.. LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO Makes me want to breast feed… The post Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
All you young ladies trying to get followers on Instagram, let Emily Ratajkowski be your guide. Study and copy everything she does and hope one day that some douche pop artist puts you naked in a music video. After that, you will never have to work another day in your life. You’re welcome.
There are women who go to the gym their entire pregnancy, you know only gaining a few pounds more than the baby, who will bounce back with the least amount of stretch marks and raped from stomachs….and then there’s Lea Seydoux, the kind of woman who just fucking eats as much of everything she can get her hands on, after years of being a french beauty in movies and magazines, because it’s a great fucking excuse…. Now she’ll probably bounce back, all European women seem to, but if she was French from Canada, this would be her breaking point, the moment the hot tight anal loving, free spirited, crazy person…becomes the leathery, aged, obese monster I married.. I’m not into pregnancy, it remains the number one STD, but maybe I’m just bitter no women want to procreate with me, you know to be the host body to carry on my legacy, I’m get more “thank god I am a crackwhore who is infertile” kind of feedback from girls…I guess I’m just not what they deem much of a provider…but I think it has more to do with a fucking parasite nesting inside them for 9 months, only to rip through something I like licking, only to grow into a human, in something so natural – but feels unnatural…and creepy…like some kind of joke the aliens are playing on us… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s some pre-pregnancy ‘she’s from france nipples are not sex tools, anuses are”….pics The post Lea Seydoux’s Fat Ass on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Watching a 50 year old, barren Jennifer Aniston in a skimpy bikini bottom is almost depressing, because I know that ass is all she’s got to show for her holding out on having kids and when all her friends are fulfilled women – who have babies to love and nurture – she’s out tanning with her ass in the air…..like she’s on a permanent vacation thanks to all her money – while her poorer gold digging man caters to her requests – because not having kids is fucking awesome. Seriously… How many 50 year olds are still worth fucking…not many…and this one, despite how sad she may be about it, thanks to being a spoiled cunt who gets everything she wants, except babies, because dudes either fear her or she’s to vain to fuck up her life…even though childbirth is so fucking narcissist…trying to understand it is futile…there’s no understanding a super zoom of a paparazzi camera on her ass…it’s just there and it’s worth looking at…and that’s more than most moms at 50 can say…so despite her sadness – this is winning. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Topless Jennifer Aniston Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maitland Ward is the best kind of famewhore, one who gets mad when you call her a high class escort because someone has sent me transcripts from snapchat conversations where she offered him anal for 100 dollars…something she denies…because she’s married and married girls never prostitute themselves…You know an honest married woman who in the 90s was the love interest on a massive fucking show…Boy Meets World…only to NEVER achieve ANYTHING every again…but her fans still want to fuck her… Which is forcing her to try her best to use social media to leverage those weird in their 40s by now fans…with bikini pics and topless pics to show you what you missed out 20 years ago when she was hot, tight and not in her 40s… I consider Maitland Ward a homie, she is a friend of the site, so I make fun of her with love and affection, because I think she’s great and I mean how can you hate on someone with such big old tits, pulling out those big old tits, because she was on TV once….for FREE… It’s almost brilliant, not that they’re worth money, not that they are revolutionary, but they are worth enjoying since she’s giving them out for you to look at.. It confuses me, but when you spend time in Hollywood, you know this is just what happens with the type of person who was a lot of hype at one point in time in her life.. I am a fan of everything she does… The post Maitland Ward Nipples for Snapchat Famewhoring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Faris is a lot of fun…she’s been married to the very famous Chris Pratt for a long time, she’s pushing 40 years old, but her body is rockin’ and she’s never offended me in her fame whoring, or celebrity. In fact in all her movies, from The House Bunny to The Hot Chick to Just Friends…she’s consistently done what she was supposed to do… Maybe I haven’t spent enough time paying attention to this B-List at best actor, to really hate her and everything she does. I haven’t even checked her social media to really get aa sense of how horrible she is, but based on her fitness in a bikini…in these pics..she’s good…and I normally hate old girls, they die at 30 for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Faris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Faris is a lot of fun…she’s been married to the very famous Chris Pratt for a long time, she’s pushing 40 years old, but her body is rockin’ and she’s never offended me in her fame whoring, or celebrity. In fact in all her movies, from The House Bunny to The Hot Chick to Just Friends…she’s consistently done what she was supposed to do… Maybe I haven’t spent enough time paying attention to this B-List at best actor, to really hate her and everything she does. I haven’t even checked her social media to really get aa sense of how horrible she is, but based on her fitness in a bikini…in these pics..she’s good…and I normally hate old girls, they die at 30 for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Faris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
