I have consistently been calling out Ashley Tisdale for having a monster face her entire career. I’ve also heard stories from people who went to school with her before she was a Disney Puppet claiming she’s 5 or 6 years older than she pretends to be, not that that matters, but I’m a man with many layers, I am not all hate, I can look at the positive, there are layers here, and in Ashley Tisdale’s case, her shitty face, bad nose job, and pretty boring vibe is outweighed by a fit body, hot ass and piles of money…so we like her…especially if she brown paper bags that shit…turning away from the camera works too… The post Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the future…EVEN if I am convinced she’s a 40 year old ex-stripper who focuses on her fitness and is smart enough to know how to use her sexuality to manipulate people into following her…because young girls are usually bad at being subtle slutty, or casual slutty, or oblivious slutty, where thy act so innocent in their slutty, that it hardly seems like she’s spread legged in a bikini on snapchat… It’s brilliant, simple, and brilliant…and I am a fan of everything she’s putting out. The post Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is some born in Hollywood, connected in Hollywood, stepfather a huge director in Hollywood, her mom apparently the kind of woman who dates and marries huge director’s in Hollywood, her godfather Spielberg…her career based on the nepotism or the insular nature of Hollywood having enough talent bred in talent surrounded by talent to give work to than the whole social media talent that breaks into Hollywood now that social media exists since the world should be more democratic and we all deserve a fair shot…and social media is the only thing that comes close to that….it is also a platform for the connected girls to try to really be themselves, because they are exhibitionists, they are raised in the industry and thus have no souls, are damaged as rich girls are…and they too can play along with “getting followers”…using ass and tits… This is Willa Holland’s take on that…because like other instagram characters..she’s a “photographer”… The post Willa Holland’s Ass and Tits Flash for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is some born in Hollywood, connected in Hollywood, stepfather a huge director in Hollywood, her mom apparently the kind of woman who dates and marries huge director’s in Hollywood, her godfather Spielberg…her career based on the nepotism or the insular nature of Hollywood having enough talent bred in talent surrounded by talent to give work to than the whole social media talent that breaks into Hollywood now that social media exists since the world should be more democratic and we all deserve a fair shot…and social media is the only thing that comes close to that….it is also a platform for the connected girls to try to really be themselves, because they are exhibitionists, they are raised in the industry and thus have no souls, are damaged as rich girls are…and they too can play along with “getting followers”…using ass and tits… This is Willa Holland’s take on that…because like other instagram characters..she’s a “photographer”… The post Willa Holland’s Ass and Tits Flash for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez may be famous, but she’s still a fucking bottom feeder. She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t have a strong management team and everything she does seems like it is insecure, confused, and is just poorly executed. She’s produced movies like Springbreakers and made a fucking fortune of that and instead of following that “let’s make good content”…she’s on this popstar singing kick…god knows why other than ego…. When promoting that, she’s focused on pandering to her pervert fans who have been into her since she was 15 and working for Disney…by doing weird Pedophilic photoshoots dressed like “Little Bo Peep” or some shit…or following more famous popstars and instagram models around like a fucking latch on piece of shit…the annoying younger sister…still getting a bit of the action but still failing compared to them… And when all else fails…she pulls the fucking “LUPUS” card…the “I am on steroids” or “I am undergoing CHEMO”…because LUPUS is a serious deadly disease…but when used in marketing nonsense is low level, spoiled brat marketing… Either way, she’s in panties for LOVE magazine. The post Selena Gomez in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez may be famous, but she’s still a fucking bottom feeder. She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t have a strong management team and everything she does seems like it is insecure, confused, and is just poorly executed. She’s produced movies like Springbreakers and made a fucking fortune of that and instead of following that “let’s make good content”…she’s on this popstar singing kick…god knows why other than ego…. When promoting that, she’s focused on pandering to her pervert fans who have been into her since she was 15 and working for Disney…by doing weird Pedophilic photoshoots dressed like “Little Bo Peep” or some shit…or following more famous popstars and instagram models around like a fucking latch on piece of shit…the annoying younger sister…still getting a bit of the action but still failing compared to them… And when all else fails…she pulls the fucking “LUPUS” card…the “I am on steroids” or “I am undergoing CHEMO”…because LUPUS is a serious deadly disease…but when used in marketing nonsense is low level, spoiled brat marketing… Either way, she’s in panties for LOVE magazine. The post Selena Gomez in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a new feature I call posting a few pictures of idiots I don’t care about, even though I did love Heather Graham’s tits and pussy hair in Boogie Nights because I love big natural tits and pussy hair, something that I am glad the younger, lazy, feminist girls are into showing me, because it makes my sexting on Tinder far more rewarding in a world where I’ve spent the last 10 years dealing with baby bald pussy – thanks to Bros and Kardashians enforce it…when I just want bigger, thicker, pillow in a panty bush…I actually got in a fight with a feminist about her bush just the other day, she ended up blocking me, because I guess she felt like I was mocking her with my excitement of her hairiness, even though I was excited by her hairiness… I digress…this feature will be a one off, and it’s an interactive, leave a comment, but you won’t since NO ONE Is out there… What do you like better Heather Graham Old and in a Tight Purple Outfit Jogging on set…or Karina Smirnoff, not quite as good as the low quality Vodka, but some Dancing With the Stars chick…legitimately doing the cheesiest car wash ever, even though she’s rich and probably doesn’t even take her own tampons out of her vile dancing pussy….yet all of a sudden the girl with three full time cleaning ladies is washing a fucking car in short shorts… To see the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE OR: Karina Smirnoff Washing Cars TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Verdict – they are both winners….because they aren’t street hookers The post Who Won for Best The Paparazzi Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is a fascinating talent. She is so authentic in everything she does. She is a revolutionary…an artist…and future generations look onto her like we look at the great philosophers of the Roman Empire….because by that time, the damage she has done that may only cause a ripple in the metaphorical pond that is our society….will contribute to the fall of society…leaving us a ball of half retards flashing our tits after drinking too much cough syrup…after ripping off something they say on Tumblr.. According to my sources…Miley Cyrus is “a sexual being”…according to me, she’s just pandering to a PC gender-less pile of idiots…who turn to her as their leader in the LBGQT movement…and here she is crawling on all four for pop culture…like a fetish porn…but a pop star…so innovative… The post Some New Miley Cyrus Nude Outtakes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is so fucking boring to me. She’s just a bootleg Rihanna, and not just because they are both the same shade of ethnically obscure beige, but because they are popstars trying to to hit up the same market, and unfortunately for Rita Ora, Rihanna has already has that covered…so Ora, the UK version of Rihanna, who lives in America because she’s trying to make it with her label, her team, and the various producers she fucks…and I still can’t name one of her songs… But I can describe her tits, their size, the way they hang, and I don’t even care about tits, because that’s all she has going for her, at least that’s all she allows the world to think she has going for her, since she uses them in everything she does…from obscure Canadian fashion mags, to events…just click the Rita Ora tag on this site for a sample…because anytime I write about her it’s the same shit, her tits…big tits…trying to be Riahnna but failing…but what else am I supposed to write about…her answers to interview questions like she fucking matters…I mean really…the tits are what matters…we’ve established that… The post Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
