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What It Taste Like? ‘The Walking Dead’ Star Norman “Darryl” Reedus Bitten By Overzealous Walker Fan

Fan Bites “The Walking Dead” Star Norman Reedus At Meet-And-Greet Event As we’ve mentioned before, we’re fans of AMC’s The Walking Dead , but not enough to try to Evander Holyfield one of the series’ biggest stars! At a TWD meet-and-greet event in New Jersey this past weekend, an unnamed, delusional, die-hard “Darryl” stan posed for a photo with actor Norman Reedus and proceeded to tell him everything she had ever fantasized about. She told him how she like to pretend that they were married and were living a happy life together. Yeah, that should have been the red flag right there. Unfortunately for Reedus, he doesn’t have Darryl’s penchant for sensing a threat and dealing with it accordingly. Shortly after sharing the story of their matrimony, the fan tried to bite Norman’s chest and was promptly removed from the property. The fan was spared the further embarrassment of having charges pressed against her, Reedus opted out since the out of control walker woman didn’t draw blood. Crazy heffa hopped on Instagram later to apologize: Some of the fans of these shows are some REALLY weird people. Image via AMC/Gene Page

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Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day

Nina Dobrev is in Interview magazine, because I guess people care about what she has to say… I think she’s a Canadian from a show called Vampire Diaries who has turned her back on Canada to become Hollywood and pretend she’s not Canadian, since she’s brown and they can pretend she’s a Mexican American and Mexican Americans are the majority, and will thus make her famous…because they love supporting their own…even if their own are in shitty shows, are Jessica Alba…who pretends she’s not Mexican…or J.Lo…who is Puerto Rican, but bitch will exploit any culture for a dollar… Or she is from Glee….and now she’s in a bra top in a magazine…fascinating… The post Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Tongues Her Dog of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus tonguing her dog…because Miley Cyrus is strategic, she’s a Disney trained performer, and the conditions they put the people who work their theme parks should be a sign of the training they put into their bread winning, money making, machines… Meaning, everything she does is programmed, designed, strategic… Now I don’t know what tonguing her dog has to do with anything…or how this helps her in anyway…but at least one of you will masterbate to it and that means I am doing my job…even though I don’t have a job. The post Miley Cyrus Tongues Her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day

Emrata is getting a little too confident in her business as an actor. I guess she’s booking jobs and feels that she can finally put her tits away and let people focus on her bird face, because that bird face is getting paid to be in movies now, so fuck you for calling it a bird face, it’s better than your face…kind of thing… Because she’s put her tits away.. I think it’s a little premature considering her big movie she just did was the lowest opening movie ever….in the history of movies…because tits…only take a girl so far…they are good for Viral videos and instagram…but not filing seats…unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence’s Fappening…that made her less annoying…but Emrata is not Jennifer Lawrence, not in the same Hollywood…so far from Jennifer Lawrence she’s not even considered a bootleg Jennifer Lawrence… The post The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day

It is possible that Cara Delevigne, the party socialite turned Model / Actress who clearly idolizes Kate Moss and does a similar hustle as Kate Moss…is not actually trying to emulate Kate Moss…so hard that she’s even brought Kate Moss into her campaigns so that they can hang out and be BFFs like Cara Delevinge wants so badly….because who wouldn’t want hang with your idol when you have the reach to hang out with your idol….except maybe for me, because I idolize homeless crazy people, because less commitments and responsibility and the I don’t give a fuck attitude that allows you to throw feces at the mirror..of public bathrooms everywhere…and have no interest in being with them, but rather more interest in being them.. It is possible that they were in this campaign together because they are the only British women with teeth…. Or maybe it is possible that the British people have bad teeth joke was played out when Austin Powers did it, and 20 years later, played out now… But if you spend time in Pubs, you’ll know, the majority of British girls in pubs look like grey skinned trolls that crawled out from under the bridge.. These two girls…aren’t trolls. That’s it.. The post Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day

Jessica Alba is a fucking robot… A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less…. And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode.. Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches… I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society…. The post Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy

Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick who killed John Ritter by giving him a heart attack one morning on set of the 8 Simple Rules of Dating my Teenage Daughter, where rule number one was not getting caught by the authorities, because they just won’t understnad the relationship…. Has turned into the hot chick amongst the nerds on some other show that is massively successful and that people love because Friends, when the friends are Nerds, is a good format for a show….and the nice thing is she’s not even that hot… But she is making 100,000,000 dollars the next three years, on top of everything she’s already made,, while being Kaley Cuoco, you know not a scientist, just a bitch on TV…. And here she is in swim pants, because she’s rich enopugh to wear whatever the fuck she wants to wear by the pool… The post Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day

It is Valentines Day tomorrow, so I have been taking advantage of every single girl that I know by telling them romantic shit, whether it is that I want them to be my forever girl, or that I would propose to them if we were in the same city, and it has been pretty successful in leading to hardcore sexting… Now for those of you who don’t sext, it is a married man’s best friend, because you can pretty much jerk off to customized amateur porn…like fucking a stranger with no contact, no herpes, no unwanted pregnancy and no crazy girl behavior… So softcore sexting is the “i want to slowly lick up your inner thigh, teasing your clit with my breath”…and more hardcore sexting is pictures of girls sticking random things in their ass and pussy while screaming your name…. ALl this to say, I love Valentine’s Day and the sads that it brings… So here’s a hot shoot for stepGIRLS by @IMAGEFOLIO starring the amazing…and beautiful @marissaguilla The post stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it. I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it. Here are the pics… Here she is in a new music video…. The post Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Tits on Set of the Day

Remember when Sarah Hyland was getting restraining orders against her psycho ex boyfriend for beating up on her a few weeks ago? Well I guess she’s decided to move on with her life, and taunt his crazy ass with some tits…because here she is on set showing cleavage like Sofia Vergara taught her…because cleavage got Sofia Veragara everything she has and I guess if she has one lesson to teach her teen daughter from the show she slept her way onto, while the teen daughter’s bio parents are off on a yacht spending her hollywood money thanks to successful stage parenting…it’s that…and I know that I appreciate it…and I am pretty sure that you do too…

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