Hilary Duff is a Scientologist who understands the value of cleavage when it comes to self promotion…you know when you’re a mom who is relaunching you career with stupid music videos her fans watch on mute because Hilary Duff music is far less interesting than Hilary Duff slutty…even when Hilary Duff shouldn’t happy, because as a mom, she should know better and focus on the kids. She’s got a ton of money, she’s got a billionaire baby daddy…everything she does is just for ego…
I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck.. Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes… In 2007: HERE In 2011: HERE bonus MEME and in HERE IN 2012: HERE If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…
I like instagram models… They only exist because they are sluts on social media who want to be actual models, but who no one believed in, so they went out there and did it themselves….working for brands for free like model interns, all in exchange for a plug on their social media to build their fame factor, and maybe in Bryana Holly’s case, sluts with more than the right brands and photographers, but also with the right penis, like Brody Jenner because he was that low level stamp of approval she needed at 18…to be relevant… This girl is the best free model a shoutout on your big brand’s social media can do to validate her and send her more followers can buy… The low level, famous for 3 minute girls may be killing the modelling business with all their free work, but their desperation is pornographic to me. Keep on trying you free model trick…
Jenna Pietersen is nice. She’s some South African model and blogger and mom..and I guess you take the good with the bad, since she looks good when she’s posing, even if historically, babies and baby ruined mom pussy have been a deal breaker for me…but not really because I’ll have sex with anything, even when it looks like it’s had a dozen fucking babies, which is unlike Jenna Pietersen, who in my mind looks like a virginal angel sent from heaven… I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I like it…
Ireland Baldwin got a Tattoo because she’s so fucking hardcore…a rebellious lesbian showing us how tough she is thanks to her dad’s abusive words back in her formative years, when she was just a spoiled kid with egotistical parents who gave her everything she wanted…something that will continue into adulthood, since being raised in that environment is impossible to be normal.. Even though getting tattoos is hardly what it used to be. Every cheesy dude, and mainstream girl who would have shopped at the GAP in the 90s, when real hardcore people were getting the tattoos, gets tattoos….Shit is mainstream…even lame… But she wanted to show you the process, and I don’t mind watching her in action, because this tall aspiring model, who is large, lesbian and amazing, seems fun…and for some reason I find this erotic
Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model… Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches. “Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…
There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat… I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….
Here is Gisele meditating in a yoga pose after all that noise about her 4 acre, 40 million dollar home, that she’s lived in for a few weeks being put up for sale… I haven’t really figured out why people care that when you’re a well paid, pretty much retired model, with a star athlete husband, 40 million dollars in not all that money, but more importantly, you have a lot of time to project manage renovations, and when those renovations are done, it’s good to move onto the next project rather than being bored. Maybe it’s because people are amazed that someone can live in a 40 million dollar house, but maybe that time is better spent making 40 million dollars to buy your own fucking house, you jealous cunt….because you see Gisele Doesn’t give a fuck, she’s Yoga Posing…
