Selena Gomez is very strategic in everything she does, that’s why she makes a lot of money. Whether it is a fake relationship with Bieber for the media attention, or producing Spring Breakers, to break free from Disney, without ever letting anyone know it was her movie, she’s just knows what’s up, has a good team, and is doing the borderline interesting enough for the media to talk about right… That’s why her nudes on Instagram are all artistic, soft focus, through a sheer curtain, and not spread eagled in a selfie for a “boyfriend”…which is really too bad, because I don’t consider a nude a nude, unless there is labia.
Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass. These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass. These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Breast Cancer survivor Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out, which makes sense because she’s in her 40s, and still remembers a time when calendars were relevant, and people did not have computers or smart phones…you know a simpler time when creepers would put their favorite pin-up in their locker at the shop, or in the garage they worked at, because knowing the date comes in handy while counting the days off until you die… I don’t know if this is a breast cancer campaign, which would make sense, because why would she need the 500 dollars she’ll make selling these to her 8 fans who would actually pay for this…while the other 30 fans she’s got will wait until 2015 when they can pick it up for a discount…. But I do know that she’s looking pretty fucking awesome considering everything she’s been through, like being born in the 60s. If that doesn’t excite you – because Calendars are Some Dated Shit – Here’s a fashion video she did for GQ Germany…
Breast Cancer survivor Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out, which makes sense because she’s in her 40s, and still remembers a time when calendars were relevant, and people did not have computers or smart phones…you know a simpler time when creepers would put their favorite pin-up in their locker at the shop, or in the garage they worked at, because knowing the date comes in handy while counting the days off until you die… I don’t know if this is a breast cancer campaign, which would make sense, because why would she need the 500 dollars she’ll make selling these to her 8 fans who would actually pay for this…while the other 30 fans she’s got will wait until 2015 when they can pick it up for a discount…. But I do know that she’s looking pretty fucking awesome considering everything she’s been through, like being born in the 60s. If that doesn’t excite you – because Calendars are Some Dated Shit – Here’s a fashion video she did for GQ Germany…
Forget allegedly throwing a bong out a window and accusing a police officer of sexual harassment . Amanda Bynes just made her biggest mistake to date: she dared to cross Rihanna. In a Tweet that has since been deleted, the effed up actress randomly SLAMMED Rihanna, writing of the singer and her infamous run-in with Chris Brown’s fists: “@rihanna Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.” Bynes added that “no one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my dog Rihanna.” Ummm… zing? Rihanna replied to Amanda’s unexplained diss with one simple, awesome sentence: “Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention ?” And soon afterward Bynes was at it again, sending another Tweet that she quickly erased, but not before it etched its way on to the Internet for all to see: “@rihanna unlike ur fugly faced self I don’t do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren’t pretty u know it!” RiRi is yet to write back to this profound insult, but there is a silver lining to this unexpected feud: it can distract Rihanna from Brown moving back in with Karrueche Tran .
The NFL Players Association has set its sights on Jay Z. According to NFL.com, questions have arisen over the recruitment of New York Jets rookie quarterback Geno Smith, who dumped his agent soon after this year’s draft and signed with Roc Nation Sports . Under league rules, no one outside of a certified agent is permitted from meeting with prospective clients. But Smith’s adviser, John Thornton, has said Smith and Jay-Z “connected” during a recent visit, though he later claimed to have been misquoted. There’s also this Instagram photo of the music star and Smith together: The union will soon send a letter of inquiry to Roc Nation Sports agent Kim Miale to learn more about Jay-Z’s involvement in courting Smith.
Two weeks after Angelina Jolie went public with her decision to undergo a double mastectomy , the actress has lost her aunt to breast cancer. The Oscar winner’s uncle, Ron Martin, broke the sad news today to E! News, saying his wife (the younger sibling of Jolie’s mother) passed away early this morning. ” Angelina has been in touch throughout the week and her brother Jamie has been with us, giving his support day by day,” Martin said. “They both loved Debbie very much and although Angie is not able to come right now she has sent her love and support which was very nice.” Jolie’s mother died of ovarian cancer in 2007 and the actress will soon have her ovaries removed to take away the risk of falling to the same disease. Debbie passed away at Palomar Hospital in Escondido, California and is survived by her two sons and Ron, who added in his statement: “We have seen Angelina a number of times since Debbie was diagnosed with breast cancer and Debbie and I were both very proud of her recent decision to have the double mastectomy and to do everything she can to keep her family from having to go through what we’ve been through.” We send our condolences for Debbie’s friends, family members and loved ones.
Irina Shayk was the beard to some homosexual soccer player who just played it off as being European. Because Euro dudes, despite the fact that they wear such skimpy clothes, and act like fucking women, are some of the most homophobic people around. Meaning, they couldn’t let their star of their life. The soccer man they are so passionate about and have tattooed on their chest and as a screensaver on their phone, pictures and videos they watch online on repeat, pretty much lusting over a dude because he plays their favorite sport so well….be a ‘mo. They wouldn’t be able to justify the boner they have for him as anything not sexual. So they recruit some no name babe as a distraction, make her sign contracts, give her everything she wants, so long as she plays the part, introducing us all to Irina Shayk…. So his closet case ways and her Russian sex trade roots combined….bring us this…and I am into it, cuz I think she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game right now…and she isn’t letting anyone down in this dress….I guess cuz she knows to milk it, it’s far better than working for a live cam site like her friends back home. I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s Made in Chelsea star Kimberley Garner showing off her sexy legs while attending some launch for something I really don’t care about (unless that company wants to pay me money). However, I do care about Kimberley and think we should discuss her career in America over a naked leg wrestling match. Don’t worry Kim, I’ll let you win. Anyway, I decided to follow Kim on Twitter, so hopefully her following me back is a sign that she wants to take me up on that offer. Kim, it’s your move.
