Tag Archives: experiences

Amanda Seyfried Boring in Elle of the Day

I respect Amanda Seyfried for two reasons… The first is that back when I was talking to Lohan, her costar in Mean Girls, in a time when Amanda Seyfried was really taking off, Lohan dissed the shit out of her, and hated her and that made me like Seyfriend better… The second is that she’s a Disney caliber star who does shit movies, but who still gets naked and shows off her hot fucking body like it…like in CHLOE and LOVELACE But the one thing that cancels all her big titty willingness to get naked is Justin Long, the man who cums inside her…and a vision that disturbs me… I mean she fucks the mac guy…and I normally don’t care who whores I don’t know or care about are fucking…I don’t even care who whores I know and fuck are fucking…but for some reason…Justin Long just throws me off in a big way… Here she is in Elle…and she’s boring…because she’s boring…

Read more:
Amanda Seyfried Boring in Elle of the Day

Hilary Duff Is Still My Favorite MILF

I’m not entirely sure what Hilary Duff was doing at the iHeartRadio Music Awards the other night, but who cares? I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of one of my all-time favorite MILFs, especially considering 90% of the posts I do on her involve her getting into or out of her car. So that said, after nothing but leggings and mom jeans pictures for months, it’s pretty nice to see Hilary all dressed up like this. So ladies, take note: this is how you put the -ILF in MILF. Well done. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

Read more:
Hilary Duff Is Still My Favorite MILF

Cindy Crawford Is Still One Fine Piece Of Meat

I don’t know how Cindy Crawford still looks just as hot these days as she used to back when I was just a little Tuna drooling over her in Sports Illustrated , but I’m loving it. It’s like some kind of genetic miracle or something. And I really hope the future ex-Mrs. Tuna can look half this good at Cindy’s age. Not because we’ll still be together, that’s crazy talk, but because hopefully then I’ll be able to find someone else to pay her alimony. Fingers crossed. » view all 26 photos

Go here to read the rest:
Cindy Crawford Is Still One Fine Piece Of Meat

Mr. Skin Flashback: May 2, 1997 [PICS]

All anyone’s talking about this weekend is Spider-Man, which means there aren’t any new releases with nudity in them. It wasn’t all that long ago, 1997 in fact, that there used to be several movies released on the same day featuring nudity, so let’s turn back the cock and take a look at five films featuring flesh, all of which were released on May 2, 1997. More pics and info after the jump!

Follow this link:
Mr. Skin Flashback: May 2, 1997 [PICS]

Kourtney Kardashian’s Daughter Penelope Wears Her Brother’s Clothes!

Read the original:
Kourtney Kardashian’s Daughter Penelope Wears Her Brother’s Clothes!

Lil Wayne And Drake Drop ‘Believe Me,’ Tha Carter V’s First Single

Lil Wayne‘s Tha Carter V season has officially begun. After using a couple of the world’s biggest athletes to help tease his upcoming LP, Weezy partners with Drake to release “Believe Me,” the first single off of Tunechi’s much-anticpated album. The slow-rolling and pulsating track, which was produced by Boi-1da and Vinylz, hit the Internet… Read more

Did Terry Crews Get A New Job? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

The rest is here:

According to Gary With Da Tea, Terry Crews may have landed himself a new gig. Listen to Gary’s Tea in the audio player to find out who he might be replacing…

Did Terry Crews Get A New Job? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Miley’s New Naked Video of the Day

Miley Cyurs made a new video with her naked – taped up tits – having a good time covered in what I assume is feces – and the internet didn’t collapse…or care…because Miley, even when having drug overdoses and drug addiction since allergic reactions don’t lead to week long detox in the hospital… She’s overexposed, she doesn’t matter, maybe it would have been a better stunt to die instead of live and just cancel her tour – cuz she’s peaked….but I still like her scrawny, entitled, bratty, inbred hick with a horrible voice and ass…because I’m like K-Fed.

Go here to read the rest:
Miley’s New Naked Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it… Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…

See original here:
Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Meet Super Sexy Jackie Dawn

So you guys probably know that I’ve already called hottie Cassandra Dawn for myself as one of my future ex-wives, but I’ve got some good news for the rest of you: turns out she’s got an equally hot sister, Jackie Dawn . And best of all? They’re twins. So to help you get to know Jackie better, here’s some choice shots from the, uh, important research I was doing on her Instagram . She’s going to make one hot future ex-sister-in-law. Yow. » view all 15 photos

See original here:
Meet Super Sexy Jackie Dawn