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Taylor Momsen And Her Super Skinny Stems!

Weird. I’m not used to seeing Taylor Momsen looking this normal and wholesome and it’s kind of freaking me out. Where’s all the shots of her posing naked with body paint, or licking a skull ? Instead, here she is just showing off those skinny stems of hers filming a new music video, and dressed like a hippie . Now that’s what I call scary. Bring back the old Taylor please. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Meet Super Sexy Jackie Dawn

So you guys probably know that I’ve already called hottie Cassandra Dawn for myself as one of my future ex-wives, but I’ve got some good news for the rest of you: turns out she’s got an equally hot sister, Jackie Dawn . And best of all? They’re twins. So to help you get to know Jackie better, here’s some choice shots from the, uh, important research I was doing on her Instagram . She’s going to make one hot future ex-sister-in-law. Yow. » view all 15 photos

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Shanna Moakler’s Talents Are Being Wasted

I guess the entire cast of Hollywood Exes took a field trip to the beach, because first it was Nicole Murphy and now here’s Shanna Moakler doing the whole bikini headstand thing. Apparently Shanna used to be married to Travis Barker , and she also used to be a Miss USA, but if you ask me, her natural talents are being wasted right now. I mean, why are they even having her try to learn how to paddleboard in the first place? Everybody knows Shanna should really be taken motorboating instead. Photos: Fameflynet

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This Is What My Wife Is Going To Look Like

I’m usually no big fan of wedding-themed photoshoots, unless of course they’re lingerie wedding-themed photoshoots. And especially if they’re featuring German hottie Alena Blohm . I know I’ve written a lot about future ex-wives before, but until now, I don’t think I’ve ever actually talked about my future weddings. But when those big days come, I want them all to look exactly like this. I mean, just look at Alena here. Isn’t this how every young boy pictured their wedding growing up, or was that just me?

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This Is What My Wife Is Going To Look Like