Normally, whenever I do a post on a new no-name bikini model, I’m usually able to find out something about them, like where they’re from, what they’ve been up to, and most importantly, how frequently they post lingerie pictures on Instagram. But when it comes to Elisabeth Giolito here, I’m completely drawing a blank. So I guess I’ll just have to make it up instead: did you know that in addition to looking awesome in a bikini, Elisabeth has always dreamed of moving in with a blogger? Hey, you can’t prove otherwise, right? » view all 23 photos
Rita Ora dropped a new video yesterday where she was pretending to be Rihanna, because that’s what the record label promised her, before she had to go off and start dating producer Calvin Harris in efforts to get hits…because hits is what he does and I guess like any relationship you end up in, whether it is for convenience or to better your life, you end up being the annoyed enough to give into your girl and help her make her dreams come true, because her dreams become your dreams, and then one day she’ll cheat on you with someone she thinks is more important, and you’ll kick yourself in the ass after realizing you signed over the rights to her music, and more importantly made her famous, only to get nothing but seeing pics of her with the guy she cheated on you with on their vacations in a bikini…but then you realize you’re rich and dozens of hotter aspiring bitches are ready to throw down on your dick…so long…good riddance…chubby side tit on the cover of ELLE…released the day her new video is released because they time this shit you know…
I always have a tough time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models, mostly because I look at their crazy hot bikini pictures and immediately forget their names, my name, and where I put my keys. But I’ll never forget that Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen here is one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret models, even if she isn’t a household name for the rest of you yet. And I think I’ve figured out a great way to help Bregje stand out too: she should start dating a blogger. As far as I can remember, none of the others have tried that one yet, no matter how much I beg.
You know, I spend so much time on my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner ‘s lower half and perfect booty , I tend to forget all about what’s up top. But that won’t happen today thanks to the cleavage she dropped at the UK premiere of Noah . And yeah, I know Kimberely’s no Lacey Wildd in the funbag department, but I don’t care, I love her just the way she is. Although I’d love her even more if she finally sent me those lingerie selfies I’m always asking for. I think it would really spice up our Twitter relationship. » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com
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