I’m not sure what good deeds I did to deserve this awesome bikini team-up between UFC hottie Arianny Celeste and Instagram hottie Bryana Holly , but whatever it is, I want to figure it out so I can keep doing it. Because the only thing better than one gorgeous model in a bikini is two of them, although I will say this photoshoot could’ve been even better if Arianny had convinced her fellow ring girl Brittney Palmer to join them. Same goes if they shot it in my mom’s basement instead of at the beach, but maybe that’s just a personal preference.
I’m sure some fashion blogs out there are going to give Emma Watson props for dressing like some kind of androgynous waiter for Letterman last night, but not me. Because the only thing a hottie like Emma should wear on these late night shows is a tight dress that makes it difficult to sit down on the couch without some kind of wardrobe malfunction. Hey, I may not know much about fashion, but I know what I like. And it ain’t this. Photos: Fameflynet
Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they’re aware of it or not. Even when they’re not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out. Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences. We’re grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us). If it weren’t for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it’s much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love. Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less. 25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting Open Slideshow 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell “Let It Go” is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like … … you can guess, and if you’re a parent, relate. 7. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only … 8. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 9. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 10. You Don’t Want to Know You really don’t. 11. I’ll Tell on You They start early. 12. Fetch! You know you do it. 13. Were You Born With Those? It’s a fair question. 14. RRP5D Sounds about right. 15. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 16. Sticks or … They do sound similar. 17. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 18. Can You Skip That? If only. 19. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 20. Tolerance Must be taught early. 21. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 22. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 23. Dad of the Year It’s a go-to. 24. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score.
Firefighters are having a terrific week. First, this guy proposed to his girlfriend as part of a fake fire drill , earning cheers from a stunned, captive audience. Then, one of these heroes rescued a construction worker yesterday from a five-alarm fire in Houson, with the seriously incredible footage capture on video camera for all to gawk over. Watch now to see how calm the worker appears to remain… how he impressively jumps down a floor… how the girl holding the camera phone reacts… and how the BUILDING STARTS TO COLLAPSE just moments after he reaches safety. Amazing. Firefighter Rescues Construction Worker
