Unfortunately, it looks like my dream of making Stacy Keibler my future ex-wife isn’t looking too good these days, because now that she’s married and all, that lucky bastard will probably get to beat me to it. Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to drown my sorrows the same way I always have, by drooling over pictures of Stacy’s perfect stems. And since misery loves company, feel free to join me. Photos: FameFlynet
If you haven’t seen Prince’s post-Super Bowl performance on Fox’s funniest comedy, follow the link and watch New Girl online right now. It’s worth it. If you caught it last month, you know that the reclusive rocker guest starred and performed a song titled “FALLINLOVE2NITE” with Zooey Deschanel. The song marked the occasion where Deschanel’s character, Jess Day, and boyfriend Nick Miller (Jake Johnson) exchange I love you’s for the first time. Prince and Deschanel also recorded a full-length version, which the Purple One released this week. While written mostly for laughs, it’s totally a real song: Prince ft. Zooey Deschanel – FALLINLOVE2NITE The single is now available via all major digital retailers and is being pushed to radio by Epic Records’ promotion team, which is pretty hilarious. Funny as it is, Zooey is also a serious musician. The 34-year-old L.A.-born actress is an accomplished singer-songwriter who’s recorded albums and toured as half of indie-pop duo She & Him. Collaborating with Prince might be a career highlight for her, though. Not to mention borrowing from his personal closet while in character as Jessica. Who doesn’t wanna “FALLINLOVE2NITE”?!
‘Notebook’ stars and onetime real-life couple had an unforgettable smooch at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards as they accepted their Golden Popcorn. By Christina Garibaldi
Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it. It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would… It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…
Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it. It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would… It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…
We haven’t had her on the site in a while, so you might’ve forgotten, but Elisandra Tomacheski ‘s bikini pictures are so hot, they should come with a Surgeon General’s Warning or something. Caution: prolonged exposure can cause disorientation, drooling, and memory loss. In fact, pretty much the only bad thing about this latest set of pictures is that there aren’t more of them. So go ahead and enjoy, but just make sure to proceed with caution.
I’d never heard of Hailee Lautenbach before this, but looks like I’ve got myself a new favorite no-name model. So far though, the only thing I’ve been able to find out about Hailee is that she needs to start posting more personal information on the Internet. You know, like her hobbies, her career goals, her position on dating real cool bloggers who live with their moms. Oh well, instead I guess I’ll just have to do my research the old-fashioned way: by spending hours creeping Hailee on Instagram . Should be fun. » view all 24 photos
I’d never heard of Hailee Lautenbach before this, but looks like I’ve got myself a new favorite no-name model. So far though, the only thing I’ve been able to find out about Hailee is that she needs to start posting more personal information on the Internet. You know, like her hobbies, her career goals, her position on dating real cool bloggers who live with their moms. Oh well, instead I guess I’ll just have to do my research the old-fashioned way: by spending hours creeping Hailee on Instagram . Should be fun. » view all 24 photos