The Arab RC Fighter Jet… Woman VS building after Husband Cheated Teacher VS Sleeeping Student Guys Fighting…ALmost Ends By Up Hit By a Train Ladies VS Grocery Store Beluga Photobomb Idiot Robber’s Disguise Fail… Idiot Shoots his Friend in the Face During a Robbery Just a Motorcycle Catching on Fire Just a Naked Man’s Journey in his Urban Habitat The post Dude Tries to Rob Girl MMA Fighter…not Knowing She’s an MMA fighter…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco went to yoga…and it looks like it’s paying off, just not for her face….but who needs a face when you have a 100,000,000 dollar contract for the worst fucking show in the history of TV shows…but that is insanely popular because it is Friend’s with nerds and nerds are relevant now, they land all the pussy.. Even Miranda Kerr, notorious hooker who loves billionaires…is fucking the kid who started Snapchat…he’s he Bieber of tech…and she already fucked Bieber…so whatever… This is about Kaley Cuoco and her flat stomach..that understands the importance of owning your nude pics.. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost… I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want… But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear… But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is… Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING HER BODY CLICK HERE The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Former Florida State University quarterback De’Andre Johnson has apologized for punching a woman in the face at a bar in Tallahassee last month. Speaking with Good Morning America earlier…
Former Florida State University quarterback De’Andre Johnson has apologized for punching a woman in the face at a bar in Tallahassee last month. Speaking with Good Morning America earlier…
Daddy’s Little Girl Blue Ivy Shares Some Laughs With Jay Z Julius was on duty Friday guarding Jay Z and Blue Ivy from the paparazzi as they boarded a helicopter in NYC headed for the Hamptons. Looks like they have a blast together. Wish we could see the expression on her face. Hit the flip for more photos. SplashNews
Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
