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Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day

Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers… So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit… So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum. The post Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabeth Olsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

The wind was on our side…something that happens very rarely…hut when it does happen, it feels like the gods have spoke, and all the stars have aligned, because the natural elements of the Earth…meet the man-made fabrics of a specific skirt design, allowing us to see Olsen Twin sister heaven… Unfortunately, Elisabeth Olsen was not on our side, because she wore panties…but it does remind me that panty flashes and hard nipples in white t-shirts during rain storms happen all the time…so get outside…if you’re not scared of the world because it is a horrible place, or because you are too lazy to leave your house because it gets in teh way of napping and not wearing pants.. like Me! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elisabeth Olsen’s Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Women of ESPN’s Body Issue of the Day

ESPN does a homoerotic issue every year, where they get a bunch of athletes naked, because in case you didn’t know, girl athletes, unless they play tennis and aren’t the big Venus…or surfing…are monsters…with clits bigger than your dick..which isn’t saying much..but it’s saying these sculpted bodies are terrifying.. I guess I just like my girls skinny from eating disorders, not skinny from low body fat due to massive muscle mass…to stay competitive monsters…But they technically have female reproductive organs, even though they seem like machines, so it’s not as gay as jerking off to an actual tranny, something I assume you do….. I mean, I don’t really want to see any of these girls ride my face for hours because they have good cardio…and not just for fear of them rubbing off my face… Here are the pics of girls… VIA ESPN The post The Women of ESPN’s Body Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day

Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish model, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cheery danish, or really any danish, because this diabetic motherfucker loves baked goods more than up and coming models who get topless whenever they can because it gets them noticed in the industry and may lead to solid work for them….there are just so many of them, all interchangeable, and none of them willing to sit on my face, rocking their hips back and forth until squirt…so it’s like a bunch of useless tits that I can’t fuck with…but you can never have too many Danishes, the baked goods version, because I can and will fill my face up with that shit….and while I do, here’s some model tit… The post Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fetty Wap Is All About Family In His VIBE Cover Story

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Fetty Wap‘s humility in the face of stardom should have been already clear when he teared up when received his first music award. That character…

Fetty Wap Is All About Family In His VIBE Cover Story

Feds To Oversee Reforms At New York’s Rikers Island After Suit Exposes Widespread Abuse Against Teens

In the face of a lawsuit over systemic civil rights violations against teenage inmates, a federal monitor will oversee sweeping reforms at New York’s Rikers…

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Hilary Duff Says Good Night of the Day

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jun 15, 2015 at 7:29pm PDT If you watch this on mute, you can imagine the recently divorced, woman in her sexual prime who already has a kid so you know she likes creampies, demonstrating how she’d rock your dick in her mouth, like she was still in the Disney Executive offices negotiating another season of whatever show she was on….back when she got famous…. If you don’t watch this on mute, you may want to punch her in the face. Here is her ass in Booty Shorts… The post Hilary Duff Says Good Night of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry Fashion Model of the Day

Katy Perry makes me sad…I mean she would if I had any emotions other than the ones I try to mask through drinking and eating like some unhappy married wife…since I am pretty much a housewife, with no job, living off my spouse, planning ways to escape this hell..all while barely having a penis… So let me rephrase, Katy Perry is depressing…just so desperate it for friends and social acceptance that she went out and became a pop star, living out her dream, only to realize it is just as empty and horrible at the top…people are sill assholes and people now don’t just care about her for her tits, but also her money and star power… I don’t know, she’s probably a really nice girl..who makes some of the worst pop songs imaginable…but still a really nice girl…that people just keep taking for a ride…when she should be the one doing the riding…ideally on my face…with that vagina…because bigger girls have the tighter vaginas…it’s all the fat pushing down on the egg hole like it was a butt plug.. All this to say….I want Katy perry to sit on my face. The post Katy Perry Fashion Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ginny Leise and Soojeong Son pictures

Ginny Leise #x0028;left#x0029; and Soojeong Son #x0028;right#x0029; turn the tables on men with a funny anti-street harassment video. Comedians Soojeong Son, who goes by SJ, and Ginny Leise visited a New York City park to demonstrate the practice of drive-by street harassment, which they define as the act of whispering something offensive into the face of a woman who is alone in public, then walking away before there is time for her to react. Ginny says into the camera that she will stay clos

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Drake To Host Second Annual “Houston Appreciation Weekend”

Drake’s back for round two in his second favorite city – Houston, Texas baby (Beyonce voice). Last year, Drake held the inaugural Houston Appreciation Weekend, which…

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