It is safe to say that Kelly Osbourne just looked at herself in the mirror…. Or maybe…just maybe she’s pretending to be Amy Winehouse’s best friend in the world who is destroyed by the fact that she’s died at least when the paparazzi are looking…. Because you know with death comes lots of people who take ownership on the shit…. Or maybe….they actually are friends…bother tormented by addiction who used to get high together, before Kelly went to rehab and turned her back on those friends who brought her down….only to lose one and think that shit “that coulda been me”…. I’ve been there before…I feel her pain…but prefer thinking she just looked in the mirror…it is less depressing that way…and way more jokes..
I only do the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate that she won a hottest starlet award a few years ago…cuz if you look at her you know there’s very little “Hot” about her….at least not her face… But with the teasing from the blog world, and an eagerness to have at least one redeeming quality, she had a nose job that didn’t really change the weirdness of her face…if anything it made it worse…so she hit the gym and with gym comes tight body..and with tight body…comes a lesser importance on her ugly face…cuz no one’s looking at it….making her plastic surgery nose job almost a waste of money, all she needed was that gym membership she had to get anyway, something I’m sure she didn’t realize when getting the nose job, but girls are retarded when it comes to insecurity and go under the knife for shit that doesn’t even bother us in the grand scheme of their ugly…because we’re looking at their tight body.. If you know what I mean…
A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do! So said Kris Jenner on The Talk yesterday, referring to the face lift that was captured by E! cameras last month. The matriarch of the least talented family on TV said she just wanted to freshen up for her daughter’s wedding, which will NOT cost $10 million, as reported by one tabloid . “You know, if she was going to spend that much money on a wedding, I’d tell her to write me a check and go to Vegas,” Jenner said, seemingly ignoring the fact that Kim is headed to Vegas for her bachelorette party. Kris Jenner on The Talk
Here’s Judd Apatow’s shitty wife in some Judd Apatow shitty movie….again….I wonder how she got cast for this one…and you know what…she doesn’t irritate me…she’s actually funny…far funnier than Judd Apatow’s frat boy bullshit is… It seems fitting that Apatow would let his buddy Jason Segal man handle his woman, he seems like that kind of gay guy, you know in it for the “boys”, who was never fully straight, but went that route because he could never be a “fucking fag”…what would the frat boy mentality boys he always encourages to show their dick and fart on his face…with his dick and piss humor think…they’d never casually shove their balls on his face while he slept again and he couldn’t risk that… It also seems fitting that her last name is Mann…you know…just a natural extension to his repressed homosexuality… Not that it matters, here’s her fit hot mom body in leggings and I like it…for some sick reason I call liking all things in tight pants with a vagina…
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Quick, someone tell Rupert Murdoch that getting hit in the face with a pie is fun. This 1960s game from Hasbro actually encouraged kids to give themselves whipped cream facials. A spinner determines how many cranks you give the handle, but how many cranks it will take to splat a pie in your face is Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 19/07/2011 23:18 Number of articles : 2
Personally. I love media empire owners. I just thing they are so evil it is amazing….so I’m totally on Rupert Murdoch’s side….I mean he is the man who gave you virgin losers The Simpson’s and Family Guy….let’s not lose focus here just cuz he was “unethical” in getting information for his papers, when none of the media is ethical, that’s why it is the media…it’s gotta dig and go through go through garbage and violate privacy…I mean how the fuck do you think Murdoch got caught…cuz of other tabloids…it’s all very fun….. I am just disappointed because when I heard he got hit in the face with a pie, or that someone tried to put their pie in his face, I thought I’d be finding the Rupert Murdoch hidden sex files…ya know some dirty evil media empire emperor self shot sex tapes…but instead I got this…. Some hipster looking loser, who didn’t even properly execute his attempt, failing miserably and getting arrested and having to pay lawyers bills and all kinds of stupidity for getting more of the whip cream or foam on himself than even near Murdoch….Good hustle college boy….maybe next time you try to pull of a stunt like this you should practice on your idiot friends a few times first…. I hate the expression “epic fail” it’s too internet frat boy, but it definitely applies in this case…so fucking dumb… That said, Team Murdoch.
Wearing blue jeans and a bright pink top, Casey Anthony, 25, walked out of the front door of the Orange County Booking and Release Center in Orlando, Fla., at 12:14 a.m. Sunday. “She had a look of relief on her face,” said Tony Zumbado, a photographer selected by the jail to witness her release. “There was a smile on her face. She looked glad to be out of there.” Just after midnight, as hundreds of protesters jeered and called her a baby killer, Casey Anthony became a free woman. She had been
Shelly-O took to Massachusetts to rally up support for her husband’s second term. The lovely First Lady expressed her loving concern for her husband and highlighted Obama’s dedication to the nation and somehow flawlessly fused concern and support. Like the POTUS, she’s equally powerful with her words … and convincing. First lady Michelle Obama gave a fascinating insight into just how heavily the weight of office rests on her husband’s shoulders and how the job of president has taken it’s toll. Speaking at a fund-raiser for the Democratic National Committee in Massachusetts she told of his total dedication to the job and told how she worries about the increasing number of lines on his face She said: ‘I see the worry creasing his face. I hear the passion and determination in his voice. ‘You won’t believe what these folks are going through;’ he told me that last night. “‘Michelle, it is not right. We’ve got to fix this. We have to do more,’”‘Barack always reminds me that we are playing a long game.’ He reminds me, as I said to you, too, that change is slow.’He reminds me that change doesn’t happen all at once, but that if we keep showing up, if we keep fighting the good fight, doing what we know is right, then eventually we will get there, because the truth is we always have in this country. We always have.’ Michelle Obama said that when her husband first told her he was planning to run for president she had serious doubts about how it would affect their young family. She added: ‘I was proud of the work that he was doing in the Senate. And I thought that he would make a phenomenal president. ‘That wasn’t the issue. ‘But, like a lot of folks, I still had some cynicism about politics. And with two young daughters at home, I was worried about the toll that a presidential campaign would take on our family. ‘So it took some convincing on Barack’s part. And by ‘some,’ I mean a lot; he’s still paying back.’ Mrs Obama said that it was going on the campaign trail in 2008 and getting out an meeting voters – that led to her having a change of heart. She added: ‘It’s about meeting people one-on-one, hearing what’s going on in their lives.’ ‘But I think that the last four years have shown us the truth of what Barack has always said: That if any child in this country is left behind, then that matters to all of us, even if she’s not our daughter, and even if he’s not our son. ‘If any family in this country struggles, then we cannot be fully content with our own family’s good fortune, because that is not what we do in this country.’ Awe, she loves her some him! It’s clear that she supports him and holds him down when the press and Capitol Hill politicians are trying to sabotage his agenda. Every good man needs a Shelly-O. Source
I’m in a weird situation here….As much as I am repulsed by Lady Gaga….from her face, to her bullshit act, to pretty much everything about her….I do kinda like the fact that she parades around half naked…but only because I know she’s really popular and I hope it trinkles down into the everyday girls’ wardrobe….so that when I leave the house I am faced with asses hanging out of spandex, and tits hanging out of bras, in some horrible drag queen impression of Madonna….and even worse…sometimes when looking at gaga, I think, fuck all that bitch needs to do is show some more genitals and nipples….cuz for someone so starved for attention she does a shitty job getting naked….making her whole half naked artist act seem as contrived as the rest of her….so finally her tit’s popped out and her nipple exposed…and it’s about as eventful as I expected, but like all ugly bitches with titty in my face, it’s better than lookin’ their face… Here are the pics from the CFDA Fashion Awards where Gaga showed up dressed like a fucking clown, but redeemed herself with nipple, despite remaining disgusting as fuck on all levels a human can be disgusting…. Yay. Ugly people making a spectacle of themselves to distract from how ugly they are. Yay. Sloppy tit with light nipples. Yay.
