Chrissy Teigen is the consummate over-sharer, but unlike our distant friends on Facebook, we kinda love her for it. Yesterday, the model posted a pic of the aftermath of a recent spray tan, and the results aren’t pretty. In her quest to achieve a sun-kissed complexion, Teigen wound up with some orangey-stained sheets outlining her figure. And you can totally see her butt. Heh-heh-heh. (Doing best Beavis & Butthead impression.) “Spray tan diaries,” she captioned the pic. Man, it looks like that stuff gets in every crevice. The new mom also shared TMI spray tan woes of a different kind on Twitter. “Just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible,” she tweeted. Yeah, I totally hate that. Teigen and husband John Legend welcomed their first child, Luna Simone , last month. Here’s the first pic she shared of her daughter: About a week after Luna was born, the new parents stepped out for a bite to eat and caught shade on Twitter from the mommy mob. “The spotlight pull be strong,” wrote one user. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?” But Teigen doesn’t stand for such crap. She retweeted many of their angry tweets and wrote, “I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!” Get ’em, Chrissy. And keep us updated on your tan. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Hosts Posh Baby Shower for Chrissy Teigen: PHOTOS
Chrissy Teigen is the consummate over-sharer, but unlike our distant friends on Facebook, we kinda love her for it. Yesterday, the model posted a pic of the aftermath of a recent spray tan, and the results aren’t pretty. In her quest to achieve a sun-kissed complexion, Teigen wound up with some orangey-stained sheets outlining her figure. And you can totally see her butt. Heh-heh-heh. (Doing best Beavis & Butthead impression.) “Spray tan diaries,” she captioned the pic. Man, it looks like that stuff gets in every crevice. The new mom also shared TMI spray tan woes of a different kind on Twitter. “Just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible,” she tweeted. Yeah, I totally hate that. Teigen and husband John Legend welcomed their first child, Luna Simone , last month. Here’s the first pic she shared of her daughter: About a week after Luna was born, the new parents stepped out for a bite to eat and caught shade on Twitter from the mommy mob. “The spotlight pull be strong,” wrote one user. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?” But Teigen doesn’t stand for such crap. She retweeted many of their angry tweets and wrote, “I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!” Get ’em, Chrissy. And keep us updated on your tan. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Hosts Posh Baby Shower for Chrissy Teigen: PHOTOS
Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin… I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands… But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them…. The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders… I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that… “Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”… All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out… HOW IS THIS NEWS… The post Kylie Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin… I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands… But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them…. The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders… I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that… “Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”… All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out… HOW IS THIS NEWS… The post Kylie Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The reason I know it is my Birthday is not because I have a calendar, or all the facebook love I am getting…it’s these pics of Eve’s tit falling out because I never get what I want…and this is something I never wanted… I would never say this is some National Geographic tit, because that would be racist, or that it is cultural appropriation because she’s dyed her hair like a WHITE PERSON….but I will say the first set of tits I ever saw were black tits in National Geographic as a kid…and I’ve always wanted to feed off a pair…just not this pair…. CLICK HERE The post EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
New Orleans Couple Murdered In Front Of Their Baby A New Orleans couple was inexplicably murdered while sleeping next to their newborn baby on Monday morning. One of the mother’s older children ran and found the horrifying scene once she heard the gunshots, but unfortunately did not see the perpetrator. Via MailOnline : A New Orleans couple were murdered while they slept in the bed they shared with their newborn baby. Dawn Ellen Scott, 28, and her boyfriend, Raynell Kimbrough, 31, were shot multiple times on Monday morning at their home in Kenner. The couple’s newborn baby, just three or four weeks old, was lying in between them when they were fatally shot. Scott’s two-year-old toddler and a ten-year-old son were also in the house at the time. Lt. Brian McGregor, spokesman for the Kenner Police Department, said they are investigating the deaths as a double homicide. The grisly murders were discovered shortly before 7am in Idaho Avenue after the ten-year-old heard the shots and ran in to the bedroom. She then knocked on a neighbor’s door who called the police. All three children have been taken in by Child Protective Services. Investigators say the motive of the shooting remains unclear. Mother-of-three Scott, who is listed as an overnight associate at Wal Mart on her Facebook page, is said to have been in a relationship with Kimbrough, a warehouse worker, for the past year. Families of both victims are still in shock over the shooting. Wow. Truly disturbing crime. Thankfully none of the children, including the baby, were hurt. You have to wonder what could make someone kill a young couple in their sleep like that with a newborn just inches away from them. Facebook / NOLA.com / MailOnline
Ted Nugent Posts Fake And Racist “2 Ni**er” Meme On Facebook The watchdog site MediaMatters has put professional racist Ted Nugent’s Facebook page on blast after one of his latest posts was as racist as it was sarcastic and offensive… National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent posted a racially derogatory image on his Facebook page that he said was an advertisement for a moving company called “2 ni** ers and a stolen truck.” In a March 31 post, Nugent shared the image with his comment: “Before all the braindead dishonest lying scum politically correct racist hatepunks get all goofball toxic on us here, I am simply promoting a brilliant entrepreneur in Detroit that created a clever bussiness. His words, not mine. Ya gotta luv this guy!! When in doubt whip it out!” As much as hatin’ azz Ted would like to believe that some enterprising black entrepreneur starting a self-hating small business… There is no actual moving company; the image is actually a fake that has been shared on racist websites and condemned by civil rights leaders. Nugent, who wrote a column last year for conspiracy website WND praising the use of the word “ni**er,” even as a racial insult, frequently makes racially charged and otherwise inflammatory comments. Earlier in 2016, he caused widespread controversy for sharing anti-Semitic material on his Facebook page. This is all just par for the course for Ted. He and those like him want to take back America one racial epithet at a time. And if Donald Trump is elected president, he might just have a shot…SMH. Image via Facebook/WENN
The Eat Crow series rolls on. This time Jah and David recap their Sweet 16 and Elite 8 picks. One guy is doing great. The other one? Well, the other guy is getting fitted for a brand-new Jordan cry face. Take a look…
Wentworth Miller Reveals He Was Suicidal, Talks Fat Shaming This is really sad. Kehlani isn’t the only star to struggle publicly with being suicidal . Wentworth Miller took to his Facebook to address a meme that has been circulating and revealed he too struggled with similar issues: Today I found myself the subject of an Internet meme. Not for the first time. This one, however, stands out from the rest. In 2010, semi-retired from acting, I was keeping a low-profile for a number of reasons. First and foremost, I was suicidal. This is a subject I’ve since written about, spoken about, shared about. But at the time I suffered in silence. As so many do. The extent of my struggle known to very, very few. Ashamed and in pain, I considered myself damaged goods. And the voices in my head urged me down the path to self-destruction. Not for the first time. I’ve struggled with depression since childhood. It’s a battle that’s cost me time, opportunities, relationships, and a thousand sleepless nights. In 2010, at the lowest point in my adult life, I was looking everywhere for relief/comfort/distraction. And I turned to food. It could have been anything. Drugs. Alcohol. Sex. But eating became the one thing I could look forward to. Count on to get me through. There were stretches when the highlight of my week was a favorite meal and a new episode of TOP CHEF. Sometimes that was enough. Had to be. And I put on weight. Big f–king deal. One day, out for a hike in Los Angeles with a friend, we crossed paths with a film crew shooting a reality show. Unbeknownst to me, paparazzi were circling. They took my picture, and the photos were published alongside images of me from another time in my career. “Hunk To Chunk.” “Fit To Flab.” Etc. My mother has one of those “friends” who’s always the first to bring you bad news. They clipped one of these articles from a popular national magazine and mailed it to her. She called me, concerned. In 2010, fighting for my mental health, it was the last thing I needed. Long story short, I survived. So do those pictures. I’m glad. Now, when I see that image of me in my red t-shirt, a rare smile on my face, I am reminded of my struggle. My endurance and my perseverance in the face of all kinds of demons. Some within. Some without. Like a dandelion up through the pavement, I persist. Anyway. Still. Despite. The first time I saw this meme pop up in my social media feed, I have to admit, it hurt to breathe. But as with everything in life, I get to assign meaning. And the meaning I assign to this/my image is Strength. Healing. Forgiveness. Of myself and others. If you or someone you know is struggling, help is available. Reach out. Text. Send an email. Pick up the phone. Someone cares. They’re waiting to hear from you. Much love. – W.M. #koalas #inneractivist #prisonbroken http://www.afsp.org http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org http://www.activeminds.org http://www.thetrevorproject.org http://www.iasp.info He’s usually so private, this definitely gives some perspective on what was really going on. Does this make you think twice about memes like these now? Facebook
