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You Big Dummy: Suspected Burglar Caught After Falling Asleep By Bag Of Stolen Jewelry

What were you thinking ????? Suspected Burglar Caught After Falling Asleep In Home A Florida man was recently arrested after being caught soundly asleep in a home he reportedly burglarized. The New York Daily News reports: Ya snooze, ya lose! Deputies in Florida say they caught a house burglar sleeping on the job while responding to a 911 call Monday. The suspect, identified as 29-year-old Dion Davis, was described as passed out on a bed beside a bag full of stolen jewelry. He “didn’t even notice the deputies taking pictures!” the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office captioned his photo on their Facebook page with a playful hashtag reading: “FloriDUH.” Davis, who’s Facebook page lists him as a ‘Security Equipment Technician,’ was arrested for burglary of an unoccupied dwelling while unarmed. Deputies said he was first discovered by a cleaning lady at her client’s home in Nokomis. LOL @ the sheriff’s office cracking jokes on Facebook.Why’d this guy pass out “on the job”?????

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Amy Jackson Will Blow Your Mind

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Amy Jackson , but now that I see these Nelly swimwear and lingerie pictures, I think I should start one of those creepy Facebook fan pages. This girl is absolutely amazing and her body is pure perfections. I suggest you go through each and every one of these pics. And make sure to take your time, it’s not a race! » view all 32 photos          

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Eiza Gonzalez Has the Best Shorts Ever of the DAy

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich an what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really ridiculous shorts on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…dressed like this…because unlike the Mexicans I know, including my mother, who was short thick and one too many corn toritllas to fit into her spandex she loved to wear when hooking, this Mexican is like the new age Mexican, not necessarily native to Mexico but mixed with actual quality genes from what I assume is Europe and not the Mayan Riviera… She’s good. Even though I generally just like Mexican women to breast feed me like they were my mom…Tacos in Shorts work too…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova… Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport… Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova… Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport… Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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Nick Cannon: Family Begged Him to Leave Mariah Carey?

As you probably know by now, the Nick Cannon-Mariah Carey separation is a “done deal,” according to sources close to the couple.  There have been reports of both Nick and Mariah claiming they’ll never reconcile and we now know the couple has been living apart for several months. We’re still not entirely sure why the split took place, but it’s looking more and more as though Cannon was the one to initiate the separation, and there’s reason to believe that his family had a lot to do with his decision. In addition to the fact that Cannon’s dad blasted Mariah on Facebook recently, Radar Online reported today that Nick’s family disliked Mariah from the start and they’ve been encouraging him to leave his marriage for several years: “Nick’s family urged him to leave Mariah because she made him a miserable person,” says a source close to the couple. “They never really got close to Mariah because she made zero effort. But they were accepting of her as long as Nick was happy.” When it became clear that Nick was unsatisfied in his marriage, his father reportedly led the effort to convince Cannon to file for divorce. Cannon and Carey are now said to be working out the terms of a custody agreement for their two children before legally ending their marriage. Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Photos From Happier Times 1. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Red Carpet Photo Nick and Mariah posing for the paps. The couple is believed to have one of Hollywood’s most stable marriages.

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Nick Cannon’s Dad Speaks On Mariah Carey Divorce

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Nick Cannon’s Dad took to Facebook to discuss Nick and Mariah’s divorce.   He implies that Mariah gained weight, lies, and doesn’t like to have…

Nick Cannon’s Dad Speaks On Mariah Carey Divorce

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Nick Cannon’s Dad took to Facebook to discuss Nick and Mariah’s divorce.   He implies that Mariah gained weight, lies, and doesn’t like to have…

Nick Cannon’s Dad Speaks On Mariah Carey Divorce

You Big Dummy: Police Track Down Wanted Man After He Posts Ice Bucket Challenge Video

So…who nominated him? Wanted Man Caught By Police After Posting Ice Bucket Video Most people know that if you’re hiding from police it’s best to keep a bit of a low profile . But one fugitive from the law just couldn’t resist taking on the ALS ice bucket challenge and showing all his friends on social media. Maybe he thought the cause was more important than his freedom? Via Gawker : Jesean Morris was wanted by police in Omaha for violating the terms of his parole. They found him after someone saw his video for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge—the dousing that has captured the nation’s attention and clicks—on Facebook and reported him. According to the Omaha World-Herald, after learning of Morris’ location, police arrived and saw him get into a PT Cruiser and be driven away. Police followed, pulled the car over and arrested Morris, who allegedly first gave officers a fake name and spit in their face. Morris also allegedly kicked down the partition between the front and back seats of the police car. The Smoking Gun, citing state records, reports that Morris was released in March of this year. He was tried and sentenced as an adult for his involvement in a shooting in 2010, when he was 16. Well in light of his enthusiasm to take on fad challenges, we nominate this one to the common sense challenge! All you have to do is let a single coherent thought go through your mind before you commit to any action…then nominate five more of your dummy criminal friends. SMH.

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Mariah Carey Fans Go In On Nick Cannon’s Dad For Messy FB Post

Mariah Carey may no longer be at the pinnacle of her career, but trust and believe her lambs will cut somebody for disrespecting Mimi — or at the very least cuss them all the way out on social media. You’d think Nick Cannon’s daddy would know that by now, after his son was married to the diva for six years, but in his absentmindedness he received a hefty reminder from Mariah Carey fans when he posted a super suspect message on his Facebook page this morning… Continue

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