I guess this will be a fetish to a few people… The first being Titanic fans as that movie touches all you faggots by the heart…and just sucks you into a fast paced one night stand…that you carry around in your miserable life wondering “what if he didn’t die”…but never letting that stop you from living your life, because let’s be real you met dude the day before he died for you, and he was poor….it would never have worked for a sugar baby… The second being for Kate Winslet fans, because despite being an old mom…she’s got tits….. The third being dudes who like girls who are tied, restrained and can’t run away from their needs and wants… All this to say, this is better than Steve Aoki making the Titanic Song and EDM / Dub Step / Pile of Shit Song…that the next generation of kids 18 – 30 go crazy for, because the world may be doomed – but at least we can still watch Kate Winslet restrained… The post Kate WInslet Recreates Titanic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate Jimmy Fallon, and I assume that everyone with a brain, that leaves out probably 90 percent of America who watch Jimmy Fallon, becasue his schoolyard games speak to their retard brains, I mean these are the people who still watch cable…or Network Television..I guess they exist.. However, I don’t mind when Tom Cruise plays along with the bullshit when he’s trying to get attention to some billion dollar movie he’s going to make 100s of millions of dollars on….it’s both funny what these people will do for money, and charismatic, because Tom Cruise is just one of those actors who lights up a room in his Cult living, possibly cult leading, famous as fuck, ways…. I guess what I’m saying is that I like the caricature that Tom Cruise is…I mean is he human….in his amazing…or does he just not give a fuck…or is he just a calculated and intense celebrity… What I I can’t stand is Jimmy Fallon, giggling to himself in shock that his life has brought him here, lip synching with celebs, becuase it is so absurd, and his trolling on us works, or he’s really just enjoying himself in his school yard made for adults retardness you’d probably beat up if he suggested any of these things at your house when hanging…it’s like “Don’t invite Jimmy to the dinner party, that guy’s the worst and will make us play his spin on games, like Pin the Tail on the Donatella Verscae, instead of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, because his comedy is sophisticated like that”… Either way, this has been too much analysis on Jimmy and the fact that he’s just too fucking excitable….I mean his name is fucking Jimmy…and that takes away from Tom Cruise’s level of awesome. The post Tom Cruise Does the Weeknd on Tonight Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian has eclipsed Kendall Jenner’s Instagram follower tally, but critics are accusing her of purchasing fake fans to reclaim the crown. All these years, while we watch Keeping up with the Kardashians online , we rarely think of how daunting it must be for them to keep up. Especially regarding social media followers, the pressure to stay on top has to be intense. Especially if you’re cash cow Kim Kardashian. Undeniably the most famous of her siblings, Kim has recently seen her status as most “liked” threatened by Kylie and Kendall Jenner . Not for long. The 34-year-old took to her Twitter to share news that she “woke up to over 40 million Instagram followers.” Like, OMG! That jump of over three million in one week was met with skepticism, however. Three million new people just decided to follow Kim? Kim came under fire in December when Instagram’s purge of fake accounts showed that she had more than 1.3 million bogus fans. Buying followers is a common practice for people looking to boost their totals, and is increasingly easy to do even for amateurs. Why would Special KK care about something so petty? Well … This is sort of all she does for a living. She does it well, obviously, given her immense fame and wealth, but just saying. Too many fame-hungry girls in one family? It’s not that hard to believe in other words. Says a source: “Kim has been really bothered by the fact that some of her family members, specifically Kendall, have been catching up to her.” “She’s jealous and she is not having it at all.” “Kim has made it very clear to all of her family that she will never allow any of them to have more followers than she does.” “Her jealousy,” the source adds, “is just pathetic.” That it is … and the younger ones know it. Being younger and hotter and more in touch with their fans, they needle Kim with it, too. On July 1, for example, Kendall got more likes on one photo in a single day than Kim and hubby Kanye West’s wedding photo. Jenner even wrote, “Take That KimYe!” Kim’s follower bump was swift retribution … so swift, it’s a little fishy, especially when you look at the numbers a little deeper. Going back to 2007, no one in the family has added more than 1 million followers to Instagram or Twitter in a one-month span. Considering that this is 2015, the number of new users just getting into these networks has to be dwindling, not growing, right? Makes you think. Says the family insider: “Kim just buys anything she wants and her social status is not something that she is ever going to be willing to compromise.” Consider the gauntlet thrown down, girls. View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown
Kim Kardashian has eclipsed Kendall Jenner’s Instagram follower tally, but critics are accusing her of purchasing fake fans to reclaim the crown. All these years, while we watch Keeping up with the Kardashians online , we rarely think of how daunting it must be for them to keep up. Especially regarding social media followers, the pressure to stay on top has to be intense. Especially if you’re cash cow Kim Kardashian. Undeniably the most famous of her siblings, Kim has recently seen her status as most “liked” threatened by Kylie and Kendall Jenner . Not for long. The 34-year-old took to her Twitter to share news that she “woke up to over 40 million Instagram followers.” Like, OMG! That jump of over three million in one week was met with skepticism, however. Three million new people just decided to follow Kim? Kim came under fire in December when Instagram’s purge of fake accounts showed that she had more than 1.3 million bogus fans. Buying followers is a common practice for people looking to boost their totals, and is increasingly easy to do even for amateurs. Why would Special KK care about something so petty? Well … This is sort of all she does for a living. She does it well, obviously, given her immense fame and wealth, but just saying. Too many fame-hungry girls in one family? It’s not that hard to believe in other words. Says a source: “Kim has been really bothered by the fact that some of her family members, specifically Kendall, have been catching up to her.” “She’s jealous and she is not having it at all.” “Kim has made it very clear to all of her family that she will never allow any of them to have more followers than she does.” “Her jealousy,” the source adds, “is just pathetic.” That it is … and the younger ones know it. Being younger and hotter and more in touch with their fans, they needle Kim with it, too. On July 1, for example, Kendall got more likes on one photo in a single day than Kim and hubby Kanye West’s wedding photo. Jenner even wrote, “Take That KimYe!” Kim’s follower bump was swift retribution … so swift, it’s a little fishy, especially when you look at the numbers a little deeper. Going back to 2007, no one in the family has added more than 1 million followers to Instagram or Twitter in a one-month span. Considering that this is 2015, the number of new users just getting into these networks has to be dwindling, not growing, right? Makes you think. Says the family insider: “Kim just buys anything she wants and her social status is not something that she is ever going to be willing to compromise.” Consider the gauntlet thrown down, girls. View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown
Jimmy Fallon is a very lucky man. Towards the end of June, Fallon was hospitalized with a hand injury, forced to cancel his taping of The Tonight Show scheduled for that evening. Returning to his desk in New York City on Monday, Fallon sat back and explained to the audience how he was nearly left with nine digits as a result of the incident. “I tripped and fell in my kitchen on a braided rug that my wife loves and I can't wait to burn it to the ground,” Fallon said. “I tripped and fell and I caught my fall… I'm getting up and my finger is sideways.” Fallon went on detail how he got in a taxi to the emergency room at one hospital … prior to being informed he needed to go to a different hospital to see a specialist. See, the finger was not broken; instead, it was injured by ring avulsion. “Basically what it is is that my ring got caught on the countertop when I was going down and stuck there and pulled my finger off.” Fallon proceeded to give props to an “awesome” doctor who performed surgery and helped the star avoid living with one fewer finger. Check out the full explanation above and then click through the very best of Jimmy Fallon on THG .
Jimmy Fallon is a very lucky man. Towards the end of June, Fallon was hospitalized with a hand injury, forced to cancel his taping of The Tonight Show scheduled for that evening. Returning to his desk in New York City on Monday, Fallon sat back and explained to the audience how he was nearly left with nine digits as a result of the incident. “I tripped and fell in my kitchen on a braided rug that my wife loves and I can't wait to burn it to the ground,” Fallon said. “I tripped and fell and I caught my fall… I'm getting up and my finger is sideways.” Fallon went on detail how he got in a taxi to the emergency room at one hospital … prior to being informed he needed to go to a different hospital to see a specialist. See, the finger was not broken; instead, it was injured by ring avulsion. “Basically what it is is that my ring got caught on the countertop when I was going down and stuck there and pulled my finger off.” Fallon proceeded to give props to an “awesome” doctor who performed surgery and helped the star avoid living with one fewer finger. Check out the full explanation above and then click through the very best of Jimmy Fallon on THG .
Jimmy Fallon has reportedly had surgery on one of his hands. Needing immediate medical attention following a visit to the hospital this morning, Fallon’s reps…
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