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Tracee Ellis Ross Bikini of the Day

Tracee Ellis Ross is something I would be fine never fucking seeing ever in my life. I get it, her mom is Diana Ross. I get it, her sister in law is Ashley Simspon… But the topless pool pics, all artistic but barely erotic…just make no sense to me. I will post them anyway – Inclusivity you know. All women created equal. Size inclusive, race inclusive, etc. The post Tracee Ellis Ross Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants… Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me. I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist. I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce… But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever. I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened. You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel is Pregnant – But this is her Not Pregnant of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is at some ready to drop for the second time in 24 months, making her pregnant the better part of the last 24 months, because I guess it was easier than having dude pull out, you know when family planning, you gotta take what the good lord gives you, assuming she’s a religious woman, as she must be being a white from South Africa…those prospector types with their farms and slaves always seem to be people of god…but then again she’s a half naked, exhibitionist who gets paid by an evil underwear brand to get half naked, even while pregnant because they are sick fucking people, all because she’s hot…so maybe that god thing doesn’t matter, and the babies, as many babies as an Orthodox Jewish family a the discount shop, or the weird mormons with 100 kids, or even a 1870s pre-birth control family in the old country…or in the midwest getting started on their AMERICAN dream that this SOUTH AFRICAN has successfully achieved…maybe it’s just narcissism… What I am getting at is all this pregnancy is gross, all her breeding in this overpopulated world is presumptuous and obnoxious really, but luckily she knows better than to post more pics of her pregnancy to focus on her being not pregnant, because if we don’t need to see the pregnancy, it’s like it didn’t happen when she makes her comeback to the panty catalog…. Not fascinating enough, that’s for sure. The post Candice Swanepoel is Pregnant – But this is her Not Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tori Spelling Sued by American Express AGAIN!

You know what they say: when it rains, it pours. And for Tori Spelling, it’s been a veritable monsoon season for years now. She and her husband, Dean McDermott, went through the hardest of times after he cheated on her with a woman named Emily Goodhand . They had several screaming matches and emotional breakdowns over the affair, and we got to see it all on the worst reality show of all time, True Tori. And relationship issues aside, Tori has struggled with her finances for a very long time. Last year, Tori was so broke that she was begging her friends for money  so that she could pay the bills for her children’s private schools and some storage units — you know, the necessities. Then in January, Tori’s mother, Candy Spelling, revealed that she’d begun paying the bills for Tori and her family . Just for things like their house and their food, not for any “extras.” Those “extras” that Candy was referring to apparently include nearly $260,000 that Tori and Dean owe in back taxes , and also their outstanding credit card debt. About that credit card debt: just last month, Tori was ordered to pay nearly $38,000 to American Express to cover her overdue balance. And now, American Express is suing Tori AGAIN. See what we mean about the rain? This time around, Tori’s being sued for $87,594.55, the amount that Tori owed when she canceled the card in April. It seems like Tori must have had multiple AmEx cards, but right now, there’s no word on whether or not this lawsuit is connected with the other one. Oh, and these feels like a good time to bring up the fact that, while Tori’s in all this debt, she’s also trying to raise four young children, and she’s also got a fifth baby on the way . Tori has said that this pregnancy was “a total surprise,” but you’d think that a woman with hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt would be a little more careful about this kind of thing — kids are hella expensive, don’t know if you heard. But Tori and Dean are bad at everything else, it just makes sense that they’d be bad at family planning, too. What a mess.

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Megan Fox Ass in Leggings of the Day

Megan Fox was held captive by a penis named David from 90210 for many years and despite being divorced or getting divorced….he still managed to inject his seed in her for some more family planning and an excuse to see each other for the next 18 years of life…that’s just what needy co-dependent weirdos who breed do… Both coddled, annoying, spoiled and entitled in their own right despite being useless and barely hireable for the majority of their career in some weirdly obsessed with each other weirdness.. But I’ll still look at her overrated, not that hot, you’re all crazy to think shes still hot, ass in leggings… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Megan Fox Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus was celebrating her birthday, or her friend’s birthday, or knowing Miley, one of her attempts at a high concept, porny, Tumblr selfie shoot, as part of her “performance” art and branding, that makes people like me think, “At least she’s not Taylor Swift”….while playing the media in what I call “Just being Miley”… Yes, it’s all a fabricated lie. but it’s half naked, and really, is anything really real anymore anyway? I think life is just a series of me interacting with my computer in my shithole I call home… It’s all a fucking fantasy, so as long as it’s some overpaid pop bitch in a bikini on all fours covered in cake, I’m ok with the lies… The post Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day

Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat… She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back… I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything… Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits. If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe… TO SEE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox is Pregnant Again of the Day

Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’… She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick. She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…

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Megan Fox is Pregnant Again of the Day

Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’… She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick. She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…

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Over 50s urged to practise safe sex

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/over-50s-urged-to-practise-safe-sex/story-e… BRITISH baby boomers are being urged to practice safe sex after new figures showed an alarming rise in sexually transmitted infections among the over-50s. Health charity Family Planning Association has launched a national campaign using fashion adverts from the 1960s and '70s to encourage members of the baby boomer generation to use condoms, The Independent reports. The campaign posters bear the phrase: “Remember wearing this?”, next to an image of someone posing in an outfit from the period, adding: “Then remember to wear this” beside an image of a condom packet. Recent figures from the Health Protection Agency show a rise in people in their 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s having sex with new partners over the past 10 years. That trend has led to an increase in the five main sexually transmitted infections in those age groups. People aged between 45 and 64 had the biggest rise in syphilis, herpes, chlamydia and genital warts between 2000 and 2009. They also had the second biggest rise in gonorrhea cases, beaten only the the over 65s. An FPA spokeswoman said people in these age groups commonly made the mistake of thinking that sexual health issues would not affect them, so STIs were making a comeback in a new generation. “The oldest caller to our helpline was an 82-year-old man starting a new relationship,” she said. “Some people are coming out of relationships and dating again. Some have always been single. And many over 50s are enjoying fantastic sex and finding new love at this point in their lives.” added by: eden49