I just heard they’re planning to end Modern Family after next season, and honestly, I didn’t even realize they were still making that show. I stopped watching it years ago. Anyway, I know Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland both have promising second careers as full-time Instagram models lined up, but I’m not sure what’s going to happen to Sofia Vergara . Although if the show ending gives her more free time to spend in a bikini, I’m all for it. They should’ve cancelled that thing years ago.
I just heard they’re planning to end Modern Family after next season, and honestly, I didn’t even realize they were still making that show. I stopped watching it years ago. Anyway, I know Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland both have promising second careers as full-time Instagram models lined up, but I’m not sure what’s going to happen to Sofia Vergara . Although if the show ending gives her more free time to spend in a bikini, I’m all for it. They should’ve cancelled that thing years ago.
Maitland Ward is a doughy, even disgusting looking, 40 year old woman who gets named on the internet, because she realizes that people want to see her big fucking tits, even though she shows her big fucking tits all the fucking time, it’s really the only reason we know who she is, or talk about her, because before the tits on social media, she hadn’t been on TV in a decade, rocking out the Boy Meets World the later years like she was Topanga, as the brother’s girlfriend…a character I didn’t even notice while probably watching the show back then, who knows, we had limited options… Well, the only day she’s actually relevant in her clickbait, because her whole career is finding way to get naked for various holidays or “national days”…is KISS a GINGER DAY, that I think used to be called Kick a Ginger Day back in high school, which I guess was Every Day – since GINGERs are weird pale skinned super powered outcasts that terrify most….especially when looking at how pink that pussy is. Well, she’s the most popular clickbait on the site, people click her links and love her so take in this sex worker artistry that needs a sex tape… Here she is being a fake lesbian More on the stepFORUM – CLICK HERE – The post Maitland Ward Tits for Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know enough about Elle Fanning to write anything interesting or compelling about her. I don’t even think I’ve seen any movies she’s in. I just like that she’s the sister of some Child Star who was exploited hard and earned serious money all before being 14 years old…fascinating – but also convenient for this one who got to just stroll into a career…like she’s strolling in her workout leggings…booty out…all youthful and fit… I appreciate Hollywood royalty who exist because of the suffering of relatives as no child star comes out of it unscathed…and I appreciate parents who see opportunity with their shitty kids, cuz kids are annoying mooches, make them earn for you and it makes having them not so bad…you know…if anything they make your dreams happen for you..and all it takes is no caring about their mental health…easy to do or justify…especially when seeing how fucked up the world is and how normal high school stundents are…at least theirs will have cash…and if they’re really lucky and it all works, and they have an Elle Fanning of their own, like the back-up daughter who can ride the second wave of success, you’ve sacrificed one you may not have sacrificed, you know you got them the good life…for the benefit of the rest of the family… Weird dynamic…but we only care about the fitness pants. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s been over six months since we first learned that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are dating , but we still just can’t wrap our heads around it. Maybe we just can’t get over the idea that Scott and Kourtney Kardashian are really over for good. But probably it has more to do with the troubling age difference. Scott is 34, and Sofia is 19. Now, a 15-year age gap isn’t always such a thorny issue. But when one of you wasn’t yet legal at the time the other was welcoming his third child, well … it’s a little icky. But it’s legal, and Sofia’s a consenting adult, and hey, spending a lot of time with someone who’s not yet drinking age might be a wonderful thing for Scott’s liver. All that said, a grown-ass father of three posting pics like this of a teenage girl will always be a smidge creepy. As you can see, that’s Sofia in a bikini. The photo isn’t as unsettling as the video Scott posted in which Sofia dances in her underwear to a song recorded by her father, Lionel Richie, but it’s still a little weird. There have certainly been more random celebrity couples over the years, but we just assumed Scott and Sofia would indulge in a fling for a few weeks and be done with it. Reminders like these that Scott and Sofia are in a legit relationship always freak us out a little. Interestingly, Sofia is exactly half Kourtney’s age, which should make for some interesting conversations if these two are still together come Thanksgiving. Yes, Scott and Kourtney are officially dunz-o, but they still have three kids together, which means each of them still has a vested interest in whom the other one dates. But if Kourtney has a problem with Scott dating Sofia, she’s certainly not showing it. She might just be happy that the father of her kids has brought his months-long globetrotting bender to a close. Sometimes, it takes a child to get a guy to man up. Of course, it’s usually his child, not a teenager he’s banging. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
It can be tough to tell exactly what’s going in the relationship between Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. It’s been almost two years since Miley and Liam got back together after putting their relationship on hold for several months, and the couple’s been making up for lost time ever since. From the time they first went public with their reconciliation, rumors of Miley and Liam getting engaged were everywhere on social media. Of course, unlike most celebrity couples, Miley and Liam didn’t shy away from reports that they were planning to tie the knot. In fact, at one point, Miley seemed to confirm the engagement … before dialing her statement back and stating that she doesn’t “envision” marriage in her future. Well, if a new report from Radar Online is to be believed, it seems Miley’s vision of the future has changed considerably. The outlet is reporting today that Miley and Liam got married on New Year’s Eve in his native Australia. Sources claim the couple flew to the Byron Bay area, where they were joined by members of his family, who witnessed the exchange of vows. One insider says Miley and Liam weren’t planning to get hitched when they flew to New South Wales, but made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot after being blown away by the beauty of the region. “It felt right they are husband and wife after tying the knot in secret in Byron Bay,” say the source. In the weeks since the ceremony, both Liam and Miley have kept relatively low profiles, but witnesses say they’re both sporting wedding bands. We suppose there’s no reason not to believe this report. After all, Miley and Liam have been together on and off since 2009, and they’ve openly discussed the possibility of marriage on several occasions. Still, we can’t help but wonder why they would choose to keep this development under wraps. Miley isn’t exactly the shy, retiring type, after all. One would think she’d be eager to share big news like this with her legion of fans. Then again, this isn’t the tongue-wagging, weed smoking Miley of yore that we’re dealing with. Sources say Liam has made it clear that he prefers to keep his private life private, and Miley has reportedly agreed to respect those wishes. Of course, if dude doesn’t like the spotlight, he shouldn’t have married Miley Cyrus … which he probably didn’t … unless he did … Sigh … we’ll have further updates on this developing story as more information becomes available. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!
Retropix / Splash News Nice try racist beyotch… Jo Marney Says Meghan Markle Will “Taint” The Royal Family The Brits are still BIG mad about Meghan Markle and exposing their racism. ANOTHER corn-colored teeth having, curdled custard-faced, black pudding pillock is in headlines for making racist and disparaging comments about Prince Harry’s fiancee. According to The Daily Mail , the girlfriend of the leader of the radical pro-Brexit British political party UKIP made a series of racist remarks about Meghan via text message. In them, Jo Marney, 25, writes a mayonnaise-smeared monologue about how the Prince’s “negro”,”black American” fiancée will “taint” the Royal Family with “her seed” and pave the way for a “black king.” The disgustingly racist texts also show that she called black people “ugly” and added that Britain is not Africa. From Mail on Sunday. Some of the comments that UKIP leader's girlfriend is said to have made about Meghan Markle https://t.co/utdBqvXFcb pic.twitter.com/ASJiYGsoPX — Mike Smithson (@MSmithsonPB) January 13, 2018 Marney has been suspended from the UKIP party and outside her home today, she told The Mail; “I’m absolutely devastated by the messages that I’ve sent and the distress I’ve caused by those messages. “They were unnecessary, they were reckless, they were overly exaggerated purely for effect.”” pic.twitter.com/dZEs2gWXfO — Jo Marney (@Jo_Marney) January 3, 2018 BYE BEYOTCH, you can choke. Marney’s currently being dragged by all four-follicles of her limp, bleached blonde hair for her comments. I see you are jealous of #MeghanMarkle . She runs circles around you, you grandfather dating trash bag. Sincerely, A Black American Woman pic.twitter.com/TUWAkWd9nv — Shelly Sure (@ShellySure) January 14, 2018 thank you for letting all black people know how you feel about us… we need more vile,disgusting,delusional,awful, demonic openly racist people like u to reveal themselves so that we know who all of you are @Jo_Marney , thanks you horrible waste of skin and breath — uncle johnny (@ZyshonneBravo) January 14, 2018 Are you even surprised by how racist the Brits are about Meghan Markle???
Youtube Kobe’s Next Move Is An NBA Analysis Show Following a legendary NBA career and, most recently, getting two jersey numbers retired by the Los Angeles Lakers, there is now word that Kobe Bryant will be getting his own basketball analysis show on ESPN . The show is titled Detail , and not only is Bryant going to be the host of the program, but it will be written and produced by the Black Mamba, too. The show is a creative venture between ESPN and Kobe’s Granity Studios. “Detail” – my new show from Granity Studios – hits ESPN in March. Viewers can expect to learn how the pros better their best by analyzing game film. https://t.co/OVKd43Vgvo pic.twitter.com/18QRUCdX66 — Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 12, 2018 “Studying game film is how the best get better. It’s the university for a master’s degree in basketball.” Bryant tells ESPN. “I learned how to study film from the best coaches of all time – Phil Jackson and Tex Winter. Detail provides an opportunity to teach that skill to the next generation on large platform with ESPN.” Detail is scheduled to premiere in March and will begin with an initial 15 episodes that will conclude during the NBA Finals. Congrats to Kobe on the new gig! Continue reading →
Justin Sullivan/Getty Images The Mega Millions Winner Is A 20-Year-Old From Florida A youngin’ by the name of Shane Missler just got lucky, and at 20-years-old, became a multi-millionaire over night. On Friday, the Florida resident claimed his $451 million jackpot from the January 5 drawing, making him the sole winner of the fourth-largest jackpot in Mega Millions’ history. The Tampa Bay Times reported that Missler declined the annual installment option for his cash and instead chose to take his winnings in a lump sum payout of $281.2 million. *Cries in poor* Missler commented on what he plans to do with the money saying, “I’m only 20, but I hope to use it to pursue a variety of passions, help my family and do some good for humanity,” according to lottery officials . When he realized one of the tickets he purchased had the winning numbers, he called up his brother and set up a coffee date with his attorney father for the following day. He then decided to set up a trust, with him as the managing member, called Secret 007, LLC. Continue reading →
Lindsay Lohan may not have a successful movie career at the moment. Or television career. Or singing career. Or modeling career. Heck, you may not have even seen the words “Lindsay Lohan” and “career” or “success” in the same sentence since approximately 2009. But the former actress and constant lightening rod for trouble sat down with Wendy Williams on Friday and said she’s actually very busy. With what , you may be wondering? Well…. “I’m discussing designing my own island in Dubai at the World Islands,” Lohan said with a straight face, adding that it will be called “Lohan Island” and then joking: “I’m out Trump-ing Trump with the name Lohan.” Oh, God. Is Lindsay Lohan going to run for President in 2020? She is, isn’t she? And she’s going to win, isn’t she? Elsewhere in interview, the woman who thinks we’re too mean to Donald Trum p opened up about her family, her relationship status and her life in Dubai. Oh, and about that Mean Girls sequel chatter? Here’s a rundown of other topics the island architect touched on with Williams: Why did she get into so much trouble back in the day? I think everybody has their own path in life. We all go through ups and downs in life. Being in public, a lot of pressure was on a lot. I didn’t know how to have a private life because I was too young, running around too much and surrounding myself with people I probably shouldn’t have been around, there for the lifestyle. I wouldn’t blame anyone for anything in my life. Does she blame her parents for any of her issues? In life, parents have their things together and sometimes the children are immersed in it and you really have to step back and let your parents do what they do and figure everything out for themselves. We all have a great relationship now, so it’s nice,” she added, “it’s much simpler that way. Is she a lesbian? No, I like men. Is she dating right now? I don’t have a man. I don’t want to date anyone right now. I’m in work mode, I like it. I have great girlfriends, people around me, my family. Relationships, I’ve had enough of them. I don’t think, especially in LA you’re always around other actors, and I like being OK with me. When it happens, it’ll happen. Aside from being “stalker-ish” when it comes to making a new Mean Girls, what else is she doing? I really threw myself into working with a lot of children and refugees overseas. I’m going back to Turkey to see them soon. I feel like there’s a lot of love I have to give to children that don’t have anyone and that have lost their parents and don’t have a lot of love and hope in their life. What’s the biggest misconception about her? It is frustrating to me when people always say those partying days and stuff. I was never really a partier. Just because I was seen out at clubs, made some mistakes, they didn’t take the best shots of me. I don’t like to bring up and rehash the past. How does she feel about the future? Whenever people bring up past things I experiences and gone through, like jail, working at the morgue, which is actually really traumatizing stuff. But then it distracts from actually, maybe meeting with people to do Batgirl, doing a Mean Girls 2,’it really distracts people and they only think about the negative. It sounds like Lohan has a solid head on her shoulders these days. That may very well change by the time you read this. But we really do wish the best to Lohan. She’s been through enough. We’re sick of writing about her troubles and we hope they’re behind her. We’d also totally vacation on Lohan Island, wouldn’t you?
