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Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day

Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in…. She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest…. It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version… Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking… The post Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Arrow Season 3 Promo: Olicity Alert!

Ladies and gentlemen… we have an Olicity Alert! The CW has released a new teaser for Arrow Season 3 – and while shots of Thea training under the tutelage of her father, along with Laurel being all bad ass and Peter Stormare appearing as Count Vertigo are intriguing… there’s only one scene that matters in this promo. It’s of Oliver and Felicity kissing. EEEK! Or at least starting to kiss. We do fear that the smooch so many fans have been clamoring for may be interrupted at the last second, but let’s pretend otherwise for now and let’s allow our fantasies to run wild: Arrow Season 3 Teaser Arrow Season 3 premieres Wednesday, October 8 at 8/7c on The CW. Need to catch up before then? You can always watch Arrow online via TV Fanatic. Enjoy! 14 TV Couples We Really Wish Were Real 1. Sheldon and Amy Sheldon and Amy are The Big Bang Theory’s perfect nerdy couple, even if Sheldon doesn’t look exactly comfortable here.

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Arrow Season 3 Promo: Olicity Alert!

Ladies and gentlemen… we have an Olicity Alert! The CW has released a new teaser for Arrow Season 3 – and while shots of Thea training under the tutelage of her father, along with Laurel being all bad ass and Peter Stormare appearing as Count Vertigo are intriguing… there’s only one scene that matters in this promo. It’s of Oliver and Felicity kissing. EEEK! Or at least starting to kiss. We do fear that the smooch so many fans have been clamoring for may be interrupted at the last second, but let’s pretend otherwise for now and let’s allow our fantasies to run wild: Arrow Season 3 Teaser Arrow Season 3 premieres Wednesday, October 8 at 8/7c on The CW. Need to catch up before then? You can always watch Arrow online via TV Fanatic. Enjoy! 14 TV Couples We Really Wish Were Real 1. Sheldon and Amy Sheldon and Amy are The Big Bang Theory’s perfect nerdy couple, even if Sheldon doesn’t look exactly comfortable here.

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Game of Thrones’ Kit Harington: The Battle at the Wall Will be the Show’s Most Epic Scene Yet!

You may think that there’s no way Game of Thrones could top the Oberyn Martell vs. Gregor Clegane battle in terms of jaw-dropping intensity, and you may be right. Then again, we all thought that after season 3’s infamous Red Wedding scene, and look how wrong we were. Game Of Thrones: The Watchers on the Wall Preview GoT has a history of pulling out the big guns for the ninth episode of a given season, and Kit Harington – who plays Jon Snow on the series – says season 4 is no exception and the upcoming throwdown between wildlings and Night’s Watchmen will make the Battle of Blackwater Bay look like a Joffrey vs. Tyrion slap fight. “I think it’s as big as Thrones has gone at the moment,” says Harington. “I think it’s no secret that it’s the most expensive episode they’ve ever made and a lot of that is due to CGI.” We won’t go into spoiler territory by speculating as to where those CGI dollars may have been spent but HBO’s preview of the episode (which you can watch above) showed a brief glimpse of some wildling giants, and their feet alone looked terrifying. “I think it’s as big as TV gets,” says Harington with regard to the much-anticipated scene. So yeah, even if you’re still traumatized from Oberyn’s crushing headache (we don’t blame you), be sure not to miss the penultimate episode of season 4 this Sunday. It should be a doozy. Of course, if you need to catch up, you can watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic. And if you need to desensitize yourself in time for the upcoming insanity, check out our list of Game of Thrones most shocking deaths in the gallery below: 9 Shocking Game of Thrones Deaths 1. Viserys Gets Crowned Viserys was up there with King Joffrey in terms of douchebags we loved to hate. Even so, his death by molten gold is tough to watch.

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Tori Spelling: ADDICTED to Reality Stardom, Wants Another Show NOW!

Last week’s True Tori reunion special may have mercifully brought Lifetime’s televised trainwreck to an end, but that doesn’t mean Tori Spelling is done dragging her family through hell for a few reality bucks. True Tori Reunion Preview: Why Didn’t She Ask Dean … A source tells Radar Online that Spelling wants to star in another reality show ASAP and she may already be in talks to make it happen.  “Tori is hoping either Lifetime or Oxygen will want to do another reality show, says the insider, adding that she’s not deterred by the fact that Dean McDermott is currently in Toronto filming Chopped Canada, as she’s already made arrangements for him to “commute back and forth.” Stunningly, Tori has actually landed an acting job, but she refuses to allow legitimate, respectable employment to stand in the way of her reality TV stardom: “It doesn’t faze Tori that she is currently filming her ABC Family TV show with Jennie Garth,” says the source. “Tori would do a 24/7 reality show of her life if she could. She is truly addicted to it.” That sounds healthy. Given that Tori probably faked Dean McDermott’s affair with Emily Goodhand, she better get writing if she’s gonna come up with a script in time for her next show.  True Tori: 5 Signs Dean McDermott’s Affair Is Fake 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids.

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17 Shirtless Magazine Studs: So Many Six-Packs!

Have no fear, ladies. When it comes to stars donning half a birthday suit, THG is an equal opportunity website. Earlier today, we published a photo gallery of 43 Stars Who Have Gone Topless in Magazines – and now we’ve returned to satisfy the fairer gender. From ex-husband and ex-boyfriends of Kim Kardashian … to many professional athletes… to a pair of Twilight Saga studs… to, of course, Justin Bieber, many handsome men have posed nearly naked for national publications over the past few years/months. But there’s no reason to go snooping through your local newsstand like a crazy person trying go find them! We’ve compiled all these cuties below. Drool  Click away! 17 Shirtless Magazine Stars 1. Charlie Hunnam Shirtless Photo Charlie Hunnam stars on Sons of Anarchy. And, after seeing this photo, likely in the fantasies of many women around the Internet as well.

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Jamie Dornan Photos: The Perfect Christian Grey?

It’s official. Jamie Dornan is Christian Grey. The Irish actor will be stepping into the void left when Charlie Hunnam bailed on the project earlier this month. Not too much is known about him in the U.S., but perhaps that’s for the best. Sorry, Ian Somerhalder and Matt Bomer fans, but with a relative newcomer, you can truly believe Jamie Dornan is Christian Grey , not an actor playing him. He is an actor, of course, as well as a model. One who could be described, as Anastasia Steele put it, as “the epitome of male beauty” and truly breathtaking”? We’ll leave to you do decide. He’s certainly done his share of modeling – shirtless at that – which might help move some of the naysayers over to Team Jamie. He’s not Robert Pattinson, but there was a time when Robert Pattinson wasn’t R-Pattz either. Think about that. Just visualize. Let the fantasies linger. With an open mind, click to enlarge more Jamie Dornan pictures below: Well? What do you think? Is this the kind of guy you can envision in the steamy role? Share your comments below and vote in our survey …   Yes, look at him! No way! Who?!? View Poll »

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Amanda Seyfried for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining… You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….

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Amanda Seyfried for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

I guess this is the start of the promo tour for the Linda Lovelace movie, a promo tour that should be starring Lindsay Lohan, but is instead starring her hotter, younger looking, less insane and battered, even though insane and battered was a perfect role for Lindsay Lohan’s acting ability, they gave the gig to Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried…I’m not complaining… You see despite being connected at the soul with Lohan in my fantasies, I think this Seyfried chick has more to offer and I guess so does pretty much everyone in her industry, because she books job, both clothed and nude, and that makes her the kind of girl I want to either write love songs to, or find a way to challenge her to make me cum from a blow job since all girls love a challenge, sometimes so much that they make bad decisions as to what they are doing with their hands, mouth and vaginas…Keep your eye on the prize Seyfried….

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Rita Ora’s Bikini by the Pool of the Day

I just tried to make two girls I am locked in a cabin the woods with mud wrestle for the last bottle of water because I am an opportunist like that. I am the first person in a natural disaster to trade needed amenities, especially those needed for survival, to ask for sexual favours… I figure that kind of raping each other is what being human is all about, and why not get a piece of it for myself…especially when it’s not really exploiting anyone, girls when hungover love water, but more importantly, they love wrestling each other, at least in my fantasies, and on Rita Ora’s internet feed…. Her new less fat ready to be the next Rihanna body is kinda hot…I’m becoming a fan…

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