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Rita Ora’s Bikini by the Pool of the Day

I just tried to make two girls I am locked in a cabin the woods with mud wrestle for the last bottle of water because I am an opportunist like that. I am the first person in a natural disaster to trade needed amenities, especially those needed for survival, to ask for sexual favours… I figure that kind of raping each other is what being human is all about, and why not get a piece of it for myself…especially when it’s not really exploiting anyone, girls when hungover love water, but more importantly, they love wrestling each other, at least in my fantasies, and on Rita Ora’s internet feed…. Her new less fat ready to be the next Rihanna body is kinda hot…I’m becoming a fan…

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Doutzen Kroes Is Fairy Princess

I believe Doutzen Kroes is the most underrated Victoria’s Secret angel! Here she is at the 66th Cannes Film Festival looking like a gorgeous fairy princess of sorts in that outfit. All she is missing is the wand and then one of my fantasies would be fulfilled. Speaking of wands, I got a hard one happening below my waist. Hmm… I think Doutzen is magical after all.

Rihanna: Nude With Kate Moss in V Magazine!

A nude Rihanna is shielded by Kate Moss on the cover of V Magazine‘s “Dynamic Duos” issue for Spring 2013 – and vice versa, on an alternate cover! See what we mean by ogling the dueling covers below: We’ve seen plenty of Rihanna nude over the years, but never quite like this. Some excerpts from the singer’s latest interview with the fashion magazine: On getting naked with one of the world’s most famous models, Kate Moss, for V: “That was the best shot… Take her top off and put that b!tch on my lap!” On Kate wanting to join the Mario Testino shoot: “Kate overheard us talking and she said, ‘I want to do it with you!’ Again, I was like, Are you f**cking kidding me?” ”I was dying on the inside. All my fantasies coming true: Mario, V, Kate Moss.” On not knowing Kate had a kid : “I didn’t know she had a child, and she still looks like this? There’s hope for people who want babies and still want to be sexy!” On not reading any gossip : “I don’t read it anymore.” “I already have too many voices in my head! I don’t have room for that other stuff. If I let that other stuff in, it’ll take the space of productive sh!t, and that isn’t good.”

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Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

It is hot as fuck outside, so what better way to celebrate all the hot moms and their daughter out together trying to cool off together, playing out one of my fantasies, but posting a GIF of Sofia Vergara stuffing her fat ass face with ice cream like she can afford to eat the calories, you know cuz she’s a 40 year old mom and has fat tits and people appreciate her curve, even though every time I see bitches eat ice cream, I get totally fucking disgusted, knowing just what they are doing to themselves, before remembering that if they dont’ care about what goes into them, then I may have a fucking chance getting inside them… I’m on my way to apply for a job at Dairy Queen right now….cuz ice cream is where summer magic happens….and sucking creamy white high calorie dairy product from a phallus is sometimes too suggestive for my numb, desensitized soul to handle…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Aimee Teegarden Spread Legs in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

I don’t know who Aimee Teegarden is…and I don’t know what Oceana is…I figure you can google that shit yourself….cuz I’m just into staring at a young bitch with titties in a pretty tight space age looking wet suit…tapping to my fantasies of traveling to other planets and fucking alien bitches cuz as far as I’m concerned…we’re their science experiment…and thus they know how to fuck better….and I’m not even a Sci/Fi enthusiast…I hate the shit…but fuck would I love to fuck some Alien pussy…Sure I’ve fucked pussy that looks alien….but that’s not the same… Here’s Aimee Teegarden….spreading on a surfboard…in a bikini…

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Gloria and Nicole kissing nude

Gloria and Nicole are so beautiful that after you see them nude your fantasies will come true Continue reading

Watch This Guy ‘Steal’ Other People’s Faces [Video]

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Developer Arturo Castro becomes Paris Hilton, Chairman Mao, Vladimir Lenin, and other beloved American folk heroes using realtime face substitution—a magical thing he created using FaceTracker (an API developed by Australia-based research scientist Jason Saragih ) and the ofxFacetracker add-on (developed by Brooklyn-based developer Kyle McDonald ). Your fantasies about looking just like your favorite… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Gawker Discovery Date : 20/09/2011 01:28 Number of articles : 2

Watch This Guy ‘Steal’ Other People’s Faces [Video]

Scarlett Johansson’s Tight Avenger Outfit of the Day

Here’s some dumpy shit that’s marketed as being hot for all the virgin losers who love all things comic book and the women in costumes who are bringing their fantasies they’ve jerked off to since they were teenage boys, unable to process how weird jerking off to a drawing is….. Her name is Scarlett Johansson and she’s taken her half assed, raspy voice, shitty acting and gut and put them into some spanx and spandex to re-invent her sloppy self…and you’re going to masturbate to her….again….maybe cuz she reminds you of a 40 year old mom….who should be wearing an oversized sweatsuit to her pilates class…and that feels like home…but I’m pretty sure it’s just marketing…cuz this bitch is overrated and more importantly overfed. Get her away from the craft services table motherfucker, you have a movie to make…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Irina Shayk at Tao Beach Pool Party of the Day

SI Swimsuit model Irina Shayk was probably paid to be at the opening party of a Vegas beach pool that I can imagine is piss filled and Jersey Shore polluted, cuz some of the trashiest people in the world love Vegas, espcially when they get to spend their days getting drunk at their pool parties like they were on Spring Break in Cancun..If they are lucky they can run into the cast of The Hills or Holly Madison….not that it matters…there are tits in a bikini and that’s fun in any setting no matter how much urine is involved…. FOLLOW ME Gabrielle Union was also there….I don’t know who that is….But she’s in a bikini top….

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Kelly Brook Pregnant and Not Flashing Crotch of the Day

I guess now that Kelly Brook is pregnant, she’s keeping her vagina to herself, you know not exposed and quivering for attention or model work that solidifies her as a legit person in the entertainment world, that she’s been doing bottom feeding gigs for over a decade to finally get, one of those gigs being a relationship with Billy Zane…. And that’s too bad, cuz I kinda liked the way her pussy looked like it was sticking its tongue out at me … FOLLOW ME

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