Paz dela Huerta is awesome. She reminds me of some crackhead party girl hipster at all the hipster parties fucked up in the corner, pulling her tits out for everyone to see, because she’s all wild like that….you know taking on photoshoots that pay her 50 bucks or even nothing, because she likes the fantasy that maybe one day she’ll be a model, or because that 50 bucks will buy her a 40 bag of coke with 10 dollars for a cocktail…..anything for fucking attention….and I love it. I don’t know if Paz was always this willing to get naked to get ahead bitch, but she was on TV for a while, on a show where she got naked, and now that that is over, she’s getting in front of as many people willing to take nudes of her as possible, the kind of drive I look for in my crackheads….cuz it usually means easy blowjobs…. Here are the pics…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
It’s no secret that Disney’s been scrambling to counteract bad tracking and mixed word of mouth on their mega-budgeted March actioner John Carter , so it’s worth a look to see what they’ve done with the latest (and “final”) trailer for the Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptation. And behold! A trailer filled with nearly everything that makes John Carter worth going to see: Alien creatures, political intrigue, Taylor Kitsch in a loincloth, Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris, and lots of inventive, fantastical action. The trailer doesn’t bother trying to explain what Kitsch’s American Civil War veteran John Carter is doing on the strange world of Mars, caught between various factions in a planetary war who each want his heightened battle skills to use as their secret weapon. Nor does it try to woo the ladies, or at least what studio execs think of as the traditionally-minded romantic-leaning female demographic, by spending too much time on Carter’s series-defining love affair with the Martian princess. Nope, this trailer gives us action, and from the start: John Carter leaps over his enemies in battle, slashing his way through to victory so well that even Mark Strong’s all-knowing Thern leader has to ask, “Who is that??” We glimpse the film’s breathtaking aerial battles, but those podracer-esque aircrafts are barely seen. Star Wars similarities , begone! The trailer ends as it begins — with a John Carter fight, this time in an arena against a giant white ape. It’s one of the better action scenes of the film, and yet doesn’t reveal too much. Disney’s already (most likely) got the Burroughs diehards in the bag, not to mention whatever Pixar fans may come out to support/check out Finding Nemo and WALL-E director Andrew Stanton in his live-action debut. Does a trailer like this engage the uninitiated male demo enough to turn the tide of bad, or underwhelming, word of mouth? And if Disney doesn’t get a certain female audience with this clip, Kitsch’s niche Friday Night Lights following aside, is that okay? As a lifelong fan of sci-fi and fantasy myself, I was immersed in the world of John Carter as soon as he hit the sandy dunes of Mars. If you aren’t interested by now in at least checking out John Carter , no amount of calculated marketing is likely to change that. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
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Here is Rosie Huntington-Whitely continuing to remind you that there is hope for bald guys as long as they are millionaires celebrities…a goal that is really attainable for average bald men everywhere…but when jerking off you don’t have to be the loser in your fantasy…you do a good enough job at that in your everyday life….
Hold up, waaaaaaaait!! For years, the 44-year-old mother of two was a star in the fantasy fetish community that worshipped the overweight and the feeding that led to it. Simpson had a website where men paid $19 a month to watch her eat. She flew around the world for various events. And she became famous in the British papers. But as the year winds to a close, Simpson has moved on. She left New Jersey earlier this year after her romantic relationship with a man ended and returned to her hometown of Akron. She has turned away from the fantasy world, replacing her pre-recorded videos of her with a blog about her journey to health. She already has lost about 85 pounds, and she hopes to join a gym soon to begin walking in a pool. She has modified her eating, as well. “I realized that I was their fantasy,” she said. “Here I was getting bigger and bigger, and they had their thin wives, with 2 1/2 kids and a picket fence.” Being that she is 600 lbs. Simpson doesn’t believe that she will ever be a Victoria’s Secret model, but she did go through some pretty dramatic model-esque lengths to lose weight… “I’m not trying to be a size 4,” she said. “I’m not trying to be a thin-mint. I just want to be normal and more active.” She has struggled to lose weight for years. She weighed about 200 pounds when she attended Springfield High School in Summit County. Simpson often ate an apple a day along with a weight-loss drink. She said she even smoked crack cocaine for a few months several years ago in an attempt to shed pounds, though she says she didn’t become addicted. “All it did was make me clean my house really, really fast,” she said. LMMFAO!! Who the hell says: “To hell with Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers, pass me the pipe and a couple rocks!”??? Fellas, would ANY of you hit this??? Source More On Bossip! Silver Spoon Swag: Stars That Were Born Rich Already! Sneaky Geniuses: Stars That Are Wayyyyy Smarter Than They Look Gone Home To Glory: The Notable Names That Passed Away In 2011 Part 1 X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them?
Watching these vapid cunts talking about their useless fucking new years resolutions that are about as vapid as you’d expect them to be before reading scripted bullshit about their panties….is some marketing fail….because we don’t want to see or hear these cunts talk…we want to see and hear their cunts talk…as they walk around half naked in video and picture…the second they open their mouths….unphotoshopped…you realize how unattractive model bitches actually are…it’s all smoke and mirrors motherfuckers and here is the proof that the fantasy that is Victoria’s Secret…is just shitty fantasy….but I’m promoting them anyway…and have no idea why….oh right…cuz I hate them.
A Video I Made for Justin Bieber using the song “Holler” by Spice Girls. Lyrics: I wanna make you holler Imagine us together (let me see you holler) Dont be afraid to play my game Boy dont you hesitate, I won’t keep waiting for you To come and let me take you to my fantasy room Your gonna like it there and all the things that I’ll do I’ll treat ya right all through the night We can do anything I’ll take you all the places you wanna be (I’ll take you there, I’ll take you there) I’ll be your fantasy, everything you want you will find in me If you play my game [CHORUS] I wanna make you holler and hear you scream my name I’ll give you rules to follow so you can play my game Imagine us together, be driving you insane You will give into me, don’t be afraid to play my game So what ya gonna do, now that I got ya with me You’ve gotta show me boy cos nothing comes for free Start from the bottom and work your way up slowly Dont be afraid to play my game We can go all night long Doing things you thought you would never do ( I wont tell nobody) I wont tell anyone, what we do its just for me and you So come and play my game [CHORUS (x2)] I wanna make you holler (holler holler holler holler holler holler come on) [x4] We can go all night long Doing things you thought you would never do (and I wont tell) I wont tell anyone, cos everything is just between me and you But you gotta play my game [CHORUS (x2)] I wanna make you holler http://www.youtube.com/v/jDl3P0NiafM?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata The rest is here: Holler (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….
I’ve seen Angela Lindvall’s Pussy so it’s almost like she’s my fantasy one-sided relationship internet girlfriend…if only she was a little more spread eagled…….making these pictures, all corporate lingerie shoot, pretty obsolete and boring…nothing more than an excuse to link back to her pussy pics…which I guess is good enough for me… Models, who get naked for their modeling, are amazing, even when clothed, cuz they offer us perverts a backlog, and that’s better than their counterparts who get naked for money we call strippers cuz they don’t even let me use my video camera in the club….
George Clooney has decided to premiere his new pussy, Stacy Keibler, who happens to be hotter than his Italian pussy from Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars cuz her claim to fame was fucking George Clooney….. And the next thing about Stacy Keibler is that she comes in the form of an ex WWF wrestler who already did Dancing with the Stars, cuz she’s a leader bottom feeder, not a latch on bottom feeder like Canalis…. and her legs are long legs that give her the kind of body you would not associate with being wrestling body….I mean if pro wrestling women were actually about wrestling and not about giving people somethine to jerk off to in order for the whole experience to not be a gay thing….which I guess is also Clooney’s hope…cuz no one wants to question their sexuality….so they give us < a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2011/09/12/top-stacy-keibler-wrestling-videos-of-the-day" target="_blank"> SCENES LIKE THIS ….but then again…they also gave us Chyna ….who knows…who cares…
