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Sara Jean Underwood Oatmeal Wrestling of the Day

Here’s some Ryan Seacrest pussy from Playboy turned marketing herself as a host on NERD TV cuz NERDS are loyal and they stay fans until they die, or more likely, until they turn themselves into robots that last forever thanks to all the advancements in technology….Sarah Underwood and she’s wrestling in a vat of Oatmeal…reminding me of the love I had for girls wrestling in Mud, Jello, Pudding and pretty much anything and everything that involved being wet, half naked, usually drunk while I was drunk, until going to a bar and actually witnessing one – realizing the bitches who agree to this kind of thing in real life…are bitches you’d rather not see ….so here she is living up the fantasy she’s created around herself….for nerds to feel like they will one day marry her…it’s weird…but this clip isn’t…it’s hot and I saw that cuz I’ve seen her naked and now what her vagina looks like bald…Good times.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Arms of the Day

I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker remotely hot…If anything I found her big tits on a skinny frame that could have just been a stuffed bra…and that big distorted face talking about her sex life disgusting…She was targeted to women who were also unattractive, career oriented and single with the fantasy of living her lifestyle…instead of casting a hot bitch that would make the fantasy feel unattainable….but every once in a while I like to see what she’s up to and how ugly she’s gotten almost as a tribute to all the girls she’s helped make open minded and okay with sex…cuz sluts are what make the world go round… That said, I have no idea what’s going on with her arms…but it’s scary..

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Behold! Conan the Bar-BOOB-ian!

The Conan the Barbarian reboot hits theaters, and some slave girls bare breasts in 3D. The original Conan, starring Sandahl Bergman’s rack , is out on Blu-Ray, as is The Big Lebowski with a nude Julianne Moore .

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A Fantasy About Justin Bieber

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Ashley Hebert’s Engagement Ring

“Ashley had cut-outs from magazines and pictures she’d downloaded from the Internet of rings she’d dreamed about,” says Lane, who collaborated with her before hand-making six ring options for Hebert’s suitors, Ben Flajnik and J.P. Rosenbaum, to choose from when vying for the coveted final rose. “I understood what her fantasy princess ring was all about. It had to be delicate but have a presence and she wanted a central stone with diamonds on the band — a ring with a romantic feel that sparkled.”

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Ashley Hebert’s Engagement Ring

“Ashley had cut-outs from magazines and pictures she’d downloaded from the Internet of rings she’d dreamed about,” says Lane, who collaborated with her before hand-making six ring options for Hebert’s suitors, Ben Flajnik and J.P. Rosenbaum, to choose from when vying for the coveted final rose. “I understood what her fantasy princess ring was all about. It had to be delicate but have a presence and she wanted a central stone with diamonds on the band — a ring with a romantic feel that sparkled.”

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Drive Trailer Reminds Us That Ryan Gosling Is Also A Badass

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As much as we squee over the adorable aspects of Ryan Gosling, like bringing his dog George to visit Jimmy Fallon or being our fantasy husband in Blue Valentine (well, right up until the end scene), we also need to be reminded sometimes that he is also a cut-from-marble example of hard-core badassry. Enter the Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : TheFABlife Discovery Date : 22/07/2011 22:15 Number of articles : 2

Drive Trailer Reminds Us That Ryan Gosling Is Also A Badass

Jojo the Twitter Slut Trying to Make a Comeback of the Day

Remember when Jojo turned 18 and no one rememebered who she was…except maybe the black guy she started dating for a bunch of years who made the last of her virgin loser fans disappear…cuz they couldn’t let the idea of her turning 18 turn them off of her…if anything it was the date they were waiting for to solidify their fantasy wedding but they could let the idea of her vagina being ravaged by a black dude make them quit her…. Well she’s back, and she’s trying to get noticed by being sexy…or as sexy as she can….cuz as far as I’m concered she’s never been hot…not even a jailbait fetish could make me convert to ever say she’s hot… But at least she’s trying…little gully slut…

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Top 10 Naked Stars of Harry Potter

It’s time to whip out your magic wands and wave goodbye to the Harry Potter flicks. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 opens this weekend, and it’s the final installment in the wildly popular kid wizard movie franchise. But whether you’re Gryffindor or Slytherin, there’s one thing we can all agree on: the ladies in the films are magically hot, so check out the witches’ teats of Julie Christie , Helena Bonham Carter , and the rest of the Top 10 Naked Stars of Harry Potter! 10 Maggie Smith (Professor Minerva McGonagall) … Witch’s teats. 9 Fiona Shaw (Aunt Petunia) … You’ll want to pluck Petunia! 8 Natalia Tena (Nymphadora Tonks) … Nympho-dora. 7 Julie Walters (Molly Weasley) … .The Sorcerer’s Bone. 6 Miranda Richardson (Rita Skeeter) … Nice Skeeter bites. 5 Kelly MacDonald (Helena Ravenclaw) … Fluffy Hufflepuff. 4 Emma Thompson (Professor Sybil Trelawney) … Casting a spell . . . on your crotch! 3 Julie Christie (Madame Rosmerta) … Magic mams. 2 Cl

Britney’s Mom’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here are some pictures I can only assume are staged for the paparazzi because I don’t know anyone who has a pool built like an aquarium, even though I know a few bitches who should only swim in aquariums, you know as the featured whale or some shit…. I can only assume things were done this way, because looking at a bitch through water is the number one cure for cellulite…cuz she gets all distorted and worth fucking…not the Britney’s mom has ever not been worth fucking, I mean being Britney’s stepdad is fucking porn to me….that’s one shower I’d “accidentally walk in on” and one bed I’d “acidentally crawl into when drunk”….and one spanking I’d be more than happy to give…all while spending all her money….amazing…well not really amazing…but worth looking at for the depth of the fantasy this offers…. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow this Link

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