Farrah Abraham is a legend. She’s made me a lot of money over the years, thanks to posting her sex tape and getting linked on Gawker for it. Do you remember Gawker? They were fucking huge, and 100,000 people clicked through to see her sex tape..on this very site you are reading…I was so close to being culturally relevant, to being mainstream, to existing… I had the squirting clip, that I don’t think even works anymore thanks to system upgrades, it was a whole ago… But at the time, posting a whore, who was known for being a whore, hell she got pregnant at 16 to be on TV, when she could have just kept taking it up the ass like a normal teen girl…. She was MTV, mainstream, it was a big deal…and I made thousands of dollars…IN ONE DAY….it was amazing. So seeing her bolt on tits, still existing, barely mattering, all jacked up like some mentally fucked up person thanks to the backlash of MTV…may not be exciting to you, but it reminds me of the day I fucking peaked…and it was a good day. Her vagina pissing on a male porn star…was my “Lewinsky” moment…the day I broke a story….and here I am barely holding on by a thread…while Farrah and her hack job tit job from the bargain basement surgeon…is still fucking winning at life… She’s an icon, a beacon of hope…it’s just too bad she’s so mangled. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Another eviction rocked the house on Thursday, and for the first time in a good few years, all the drama came in the lead up to the eviction. We picked up right after the veto meeting, and Bayleigh was furious that she had been wrongfully outed as the hacker. She made her way into the bedroom to start packing her belongings, presumably because she knew there was a bigger plan in play, and that she was going to be taken out of the game. After that, she confronted Tyler and said that she trusted him and now she’s on the block. Tyler wanted to steer clear of her, however. Bayleigh was blindsided. She opened up about wanting to keep her power for another week out of respect for Angela. She liked her as a person but felt like she stuck the knife in at the first opportunity. Haleigh then felt bad about being the hacker and opened up to Bayleigh about it. Bayleigh was mad, but she respected Haleigh for trying to make a move to take out a bigger target. Meanwhile, Angela was in the diary room acting like she was the best at the game because she managed to get Bayleigh up on the block. She even went as far as claiming that she would jump under a bus for Tyler. Yes, that’s how sad her game has become of late. At the house meeting, Haleigh confirmed she was the person who hacked the game and opened up about Tyler meeting with Bayleigh about getting Angela put up as the replacement nominee. Tyler denied it, but the argument went nuclear with Tyler and Bay getting into a heated exchange that found Bay leaving the room with a burst lip. No, we’re not saying anybody lifted their hands. Bay was shouting so much that she burst her gum with her teeth. At the eviction, the hacker took Tyler’s ability to vote away. Kaycee votes to evict: Bayleigh Brett votes to evict: Bayleigh Faysal votes to evict: Bayleigh Scottie votes to evict: Bayleigh Haleigh votes to evict: Bayleigh Sam votes to evict: RS JC votes to evict: Bayleigh Bayleigh was evicted by a vote of 6-1! The HOH competition was a knock-out one that allowed the winner of each round to pick the next two competitors. Round 1: Sam vs. JC – JC gets it right Round 2: Tyler vs. RS – Tyler gets it wrong Round 3: Kaycee vs. Brett – Kaycee gets it wrong Round 4: Haleigh vs. Faysal – Faysal gets it wrong Round 5: Brett vs. Scottie – Brett got it right Round 6: Haleigh vs. RS – Haleigh gets it right Round 7: Brett vs. JC – Brett gets it wrong Round 8: Haleigh vs. JC – Haleigh gets it right! Haleigh wins Head of Household! Big Brother continues Sunday on CBS! View Slideshow: Big Brother: Meet the Most Controversial Houseguests
Maci Bookout held little back as a guest this week on Kailyn Lowry’s “Coffee Convos” podcast. First, as previously detailed, Maci spoke out for the first time since ex Ryan Edwards got arrested for approximately the 174th time. From there, Bookout delved into the most pressing topic facing Teen Mom OG viewers at the moment… … the addition of Bristol Palin to this franchise. In mid-July, this daughter of an ignorant, close-minded and controversial former Vice Presidential candidate confirmed that she was headed to MTV , claiming she was joining the series in order to serve as a role model. Asked about Palin as a co-star, Maci at first took a shot at former co-star Farrah Abraham , who was dismissed from Teen Mom this past winter due to her penchant for appearing in amateur porn videos. “I really feel like I’m not gonna be mad about anybody joining because anybody’s better than Farrah,” Maci told Kailyn on the podcast. Not many folks out there will disagree with this opinion. It wasn’t exactly Maci’s most scorching take of all-time. Bookout went on to tell Lowry and cohost Lindsie Chrisley that she doesn’t “really care if other people join the cast,” nor does she blame Bristol for doing so. She simply would have appreciated any kind of heads-up prior to MTV announcing the decision. “I think me and Catelynn [Lowell] and Amber [Portwood] are all pretty much on the same page,” Bookout explained, adding: “If they bring in new cast members, we don’t want it to be called Teen Mom OG because that’s not true if there’s new cast members. “We don’t really care who joins because in our minds, we’re like, if somebody is presented with the opportunity, or like, say, one of us was never on the show and they asked us, no one’s going to turn the opportunity down. “You can’t be mad at somebody for accepting an opportunity.” This is a reasonable point of view. Of course, Palin is reportedly making $250,000 for one season of filming, which may be cause for tension between her and her new colleagues. This huge salary could be considered disrespectful to those who have been part of the cast for years. Bookout says she would have appreciated a “courtesy call” from producers, but didn’t sound all that peeved about Palin: “That’s my problem. Like, hey, they know when it’s going to come out. They know when the official release is coming out so, like, an hour before, call. Give us a call and be like, ‘Hey, by the way, this is who your new cast member is going to be. it’s being released today. … We’ve been doing this for 10 years!” In her own statement since the news went viral, Bristol said the following about her upcoming role on Teen Mom OG: I am excited to join MTV’s ‘Teen Mom OG.’ I look forward to sharing my experiences and hope that I can help others on their journey. Elsewhere, Lowry also asked Bookout about the reports that The Challenge’s Cheyenne Floyd and Corey Wharton are joining the cast. But the long-time reality TV personality did not confirm or deny the casting rumor. Or seem to care much. “I think because Bristol Palin has such a … I mean, her mom ran for vice president, so I think it’s just a bit of a bigger deal than fellow MTV stars coming on,” she said. MTV has not yet announced a premiere date for Teen Mom OG Season 8. View Slideshow: Bristol Palin Confirms Teen Mom OG News: This is Why I’m Joining…
Yesterday, we reported on rumors that Farrah Abraham is an out of control drunk who likes to get blackout hammered while partying at Barry’s. Is Barry’s a bar? Is it just the residence of some dude named Barry? Has Farrah been partying with misters Bonds, Sanders, or Manilow? We have no freaking idea. According to Z-list actress and sometime Farrah acquaintance Phoebe Price, though, Farrah can be found getting sh-tfaced at Barry’s. More nights than not. Anyway, Ms. Price obviously enjoyed the attention she received from bashing Farrah yesterday, so today, she’s doubling down on her claims. Among those claims? That Abraham receives money in exchange for performing various sexual acts on paying customers. Really. “She’s a high-class hooker,” Price tells Radar Online, the venerable celebrity gossip outlet that broke this story yesterday. “She meets men on very exclusive websites, and one guy she went to meet in Dubai,” says Price. “She dumped her last guy because he lied on [celebrity dating site] Raya about his income.” The crazy part? Price may not be full of it. As Radar points out, Farrah did travel to Dubai – with her 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, in tow – back in May. More incredibly, as Farrah herself once said, Farrah dabbles in businessmen , among other career pursuits. Price goes on to allege that Farrah’s frequent cosmetic procedures have resulted in a debilitating addiction to prescription painkillers. “She gets pills with all these procedures she gets done,” Price claims. “She claims to have pain afterward,” she adds. “I think it makes her really moody.” We may have created a monster by getting so much pleasure from Phoebe’s unrepentant shade-throwing. “She drinks too much. She pops pills too much. She’s a bad mom. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Sophia gets taken away,” the actress says. “She leaves her with babysitters and she tries to get rid of Sophia every chance she gets. She tries to act for the camera like she is a great mom.” Price goes on to compare Farrah to another troubled – albeit much more famous – star who has been in the news this week. Phoebe claims that if Farrah doesn’t get her act together, she’s headed for an overdose such as the one recently suffered by Demi Lovato . “She has to get her life in check or she could end up another Demi Lovato,” Price says. “It all started with alcohol with Demi.” “She needs help. I know she has many issues and needs help, especially because of Sophia. I have known other people with bipolar.” Needless to say, those are some serious allegations. In fact, if this were anyone other than Ms. Abraham we were talking about here, we might have trouble believing such stories. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Hilarious, Delusional LinkedIn Profile Revealed! Not surprisingly, Farrah was quick to dismiss the Price’s claims as “lame crap,” claiming that she has no time to party. After all, she’s focusing on her new career as the female Floyd Mayweather … or whatever her LinkedIn page says. ” I don’t drink at all,” Abraham tells Radar. “I’m training two times a day for my boxing match … I’m too busy running companies, working on my shows, films, and being with my child.” And dating on Bumble when she’s not allegedly high-class hookering. Hard to keep track of our girl these days … View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Her Hilarious Dating Profile Revealed! [Exclusive] As for her short-lived friendship with Price, Farrah says that’s a thing of the past, because Phoebe sucks basically. “I don’t speak with her anymore, as she is too jealous of my success,” Farrah claims. “She is a horrible person.” Well, you know what they say: It takes one to know one.
Fans have roasted Derick Dillard for everything from begging for money from fans to his vitriolic attacks on trans teen Jazz Jennings , the latter of which got him fired. Now, Derick is trying to make himself respectable — even in the secular world. Folks, Derick is headed to law school . Do you want this dude as your attorney? Are you one of the cyber sleuths who noticed that Derick has been following a series of new Twitter accounts lately? If not, you’re probably better off. He’s been following Twitter accounts related to the LSAT and the Bar Exam. Which, normally, a person only does if they want to become a lawyer. A Facebook page (we would not characterize it as a fan site) called Duggar Family News made the announcement . “Derick wi ll be attending The School of Law at the University of Arkansas this fall,” the post reveals. Their page has been a pretty reliable source of info on the Duggars. Coupled with Derick’s Twitter activities, it’s pretty convincing. “Derick is giving up missioning,” the page continues. “Whatever he did at Cross Church, and God, to attend a secular law school.” Obviously, the bit about giving up his faith is hyperbolic. “The cost of law school is $16,000 a year,” the page continues. “Which I assume either Jim Bob is paying for …” “Or,” the post hypothesizes. “He’s got some conservative evangelical group paying his way in hopes that if Derick actually becomes a lawyer he will be forced to work for their causes.” The post suggests that those causes might include “overturning all equal rights laws that greatly benefit deserving human beings. ” That does sound kind of harsh but, given Derick Dillard’s track record, it sounds like something that he would be interested in doing. The page openly asks: “Can Derick make it through the rigors of law school?” “The idiot,” the post continues. “Couldn’t learn Spanish after one-on-one tutoring and living in a Spanish speaking country!” Attaining true, convincing fluency takes a lot of work. But a lot of people were disappointed by Derick’s lack of progress. “He can’t follow simple rules when it comes to posting copyright images or running a fundraiser page,” the post observes. To be entirely fair, a lot of celebrities seem confused about that. Perhaps attending law school will make him more mindful. “Derick,” the post continues. “Lives in a bubble of false news and facts which will be put to the test when secular law professors get their hands on him.” Sadly, real life law school professors are rarely as exciting as they are on How To Get Away With Murder . “My bet,” the post writes. “Is that he lasts almost a year and then suddenly gets another calling from God.” “Next year,” the page predicts. “He’ll be working as a clerk at Walmart.” Duggar Family News might be a great page for leaked info, but we don’t know that we share their vision for the future. Law school may be secular, but there are a number of religious angles for a practising attorney. One, of course, is that some larger churches and religious organizations need lawyers. They can help with everything from major lawsuits to making simple arrangements. Another, as the Facebook page suggests, is that Derick might — perhaps of his own volition — work hard to combat any progress made for equal rights for certain groups. Remember, Derick Dillard says to not make cakes for gay couples . He also claims that accepting transgender children for who they are is “child abuse.” There is another possibility. Depending upon how you feel about Derick, this could be worse. For some, attending law school and even becoming a lawyer is just a means to an end — that end being a serious political career. View Slideshow: Derick Dillard Labels Transgender Movement as Form of Child Abuse
Last month, Farrah Abraham was arrested after allegedly attacking a male staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Earlier this week, Farrah was formally charged with assault , and prosecutors decided to tack on resisting arrest for good measure. (That’ll happen when video of you telling the police to go f-ck themselves makes its way across social media.) Naturally, Farrah handled the situation by admitting blame, asking forgiveness of the victim, and entering therapy in order to ensure that nothing like this ever happens. Just kidding, she’s actually been blaming everyone else for her arrest and lying about the altercation every chance she gets. Yes, despite considerable evidence to the contrary (Did we mention that video with the cops and the F-bombs?), Farrah says she was not arrested . Most recently, she made that delusional claim on the Instagram page of Paparazzi Magazine after the outlet tagged her in a post about the arrest. “Don’t tag me on lies all this is false,” Farrah commented. “False info,” she added. Yes, apparently, “false info” is Farrah’s version of “fake news.” Sadly, she won’t be old enough to run for president in 2020, but the way her career is going, you can expect her to be elected to the White House in 2028. Anyway, to the surprise of absolutely no one, Farrah is completely full of it. She was arrested; she has been charged with multiple misdemeanors; and she is facing 18 months in prison. The folks over at Hollywood Life even went so far as to obtain court documents pertaining to Farrah’s arrest . Armed with that evidence, HL reached out to Farrah for comment. The surprising part is, she actually responded. The not-so-surprising part is, she’s still trying to BS everyone. “This case is all false. It’s all lies. It’s all false information,” Farrah responded. “The court date has been set for August 13th, but there has been no judge assigned. I’ve told everybody this is all false.” Man, she really loves that “false info” catchphrase. You’ve gotta love how Farrah thinks she can just make people’s heads spin with legal mumbo-jumbo, and everyone will be like, “Well, she must be telling the truth!” A word of legal advice, Farrah — don’t try that on the judge. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: ARRESTED For Attacking Hotel Employee!!! (Updated)
Sure, Farrah Abraham is still fired from Teen Mom OG , but that doesn't mean she's about to go gently into the good night of former reality star obscurity. In fact, she's been on her grind more than ever lately, making tabloid headlines like it's her job … which we suppose it sort of is. In the past few weeks, Farrah has been arrested for assault ; she's launched feuds with fellow washed-up reality stars, and of course, she's been posting scantily-clad photos to her social media pages. The girl has a product to sell, and it's herself. She's banking on people like you wanting to know all about her hopes, dreams, and upcoming porn projects. And now, it seems she's under the impression that you'll be willing to pay for that privilege: 1. The Farrah Files Yes, folks, it’s finally here — the app that puts all others to shame! Take a hike, Google Maps! Beat it, Uber! The official farrah Abraham app is now available for download! 2. Creativity — Not Her Strong Suit Yes, quite lamely, the app is named simply “Farrah Abraham.” This might create confusion among fans who wish to purchase Farrah’s, um … other services. 3. Knowing Her Audience But what Farrah lacks in innovation, she makes up for with shameless self-promotion. Here she is pitching her app to fans as only she can. 4. Come Again? For the most part, she’s clearly just reading from cue cards here, but there’s a weird bit at the end about how much she likes “the outdoors and summer.” Anyway, it might be the least nonsensical she’s ever been. 5. A Heaping Helping of Word Salad And of course, no Farrah post would be complete without a massive block of emoji-laden text as a caption. “I’m freakin out my first app launched today at the @apple store,” Farrah wrote, adding that she’s hoping to take a break Instagram and Twitter for the foreseeable future. 6. Farrah For Sale! “So happy I have my own app now & can have a break from social media! Enter to win a LA trip to join me for my App launch pool party!” Abraham wrote. Yes, Farrah wants to invite one lucky fan to bang … sorry, we mean HANG with her in Los Angeles. View Slideshow
Sure, Farrah Abraham is still fired from Teen Mom OG , but that doesn't mean she's about to go gently into the good night of former reality star obscurity. In fact, she's been on her grind more than ever lately, making tabloid headlines like it's her job … which we suppose it sort of is. In the past few weeks, Farrah has been arrested for assault ; she's launched feuds with fellow washed-up reality stars, and of course, she's been posting scantily-clad photos to her social media pages. The girl has a product to sell, and it's herself. She's banking on people like you wanting to know all about her hopes, dreams, and upcoming porn projects. And now, it seems she's under the impression that you'll be willing to pay for that privilege: 1. The Farrah Files Yes, folks, it’s finally here — the app that puts all others to shame! Take a hike, Google Maps! Beat it, Uber! The official farrah Abraham app is now available for download! 2. Creativity — Not Her Strong Suit Yes, quite lamely, the app is named simply “Farrah Abraham.” This might create confusion among fans who wish to purchase Farrah’s, um … other services. 3. Knowing Her Audience But what Farrah lacks in innovation, she makes up for with shameless self-promotion. Here she is pitching her app to fans as only she can. 4. Come Again? For the most part, she’s clearly just reading from cue cards here, but there’s a weird bit at the end about how much she likes “the outdoors and summer.” Anyway, it might be the least nonsensical she’s ever been. 5. A Heaping Helping of Word Salad And of course, no Farrah post would be complete without a massive block of emoji-laden text as a caption. “I’m freakin out my first app launched today at the @apple store,” Farrah wrote, adding that she’s hoping to take a break Instagram and Twitter for the foreseeable future. 6. Farrah For Sale! “So happy I have my own app now & can have a break from social media! Enter to win a LA trip to join me for my App launch pool party!” Abraham wrote. Yes, Farrah wants to invite one lucky fan to bang … sorry, we mean HANG with her in Los Angeles. View Slideshow
When Farrah Abraham got arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel last month, it initially looked as though she might walk away from the situation scot-free. Though she remained in jail for more than 24 hours awaiting bail, prosecutors took their sweet time deciding whether or not she should be charged for allegedly assaulting a staff member at the hotel. Well, good news for all you Farrah-haters out there: Not only have the powers that be determined Ms. Abraham should go before a judge for the attack, they’ve also decided to charge her with resisting arrest! This, according to TMZ, who reports that if she’s convicted on both charges, Farrah could face up to 18 months in prison . There was a time when we’d say there’s no way someone with Farrah’s wealth, connections, and whiteness would ever go to jail over a pair of misdemeanors, but there are several factors that lead us to believe she might actually wind up doing time. For starters, there’s the egregious nature of her offense. Farrah didn’t justice resist arrest, she told the cops to “f-ck off,” repeatedly and in front of a video camera. To make matters worse, Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, was in the hotel at the time of the incident. Granted, she was upstairs asleep, but still. Getting completely hammered and assaulting someone who was probably just trying to do his job while your young daughter is asleep under the same roof is … not a good look. And while there was a time when pretty much every celebrity carried a wallet full of “get out of jail free” cards, those days are long gone. In fact, Farrah’s years as a reality star might actually work to her disadvantage . A decade of abusive and often violent behavior has been documented by camera crews and can now be viewed by a sentencing judge as a sort of impartial character witness. And since Farrah was recently fired by MTV, she no longer enjoys the sort of personal wealth that might allow her to assemble an OJ-esque legal dream team. That doesn’t mean Farrah is poor, of course — or remotely worried about her situation. In fact, this week saw the launch of Farrah’s first app, which promises subscribers such perks as (non-porn) “exclusive” videos and the opportunity to follow Farrah on her own in-app social media network. The venture probably won’t make her much money, but it serves as a reminder that Farrah is so delusional she would never consider the possibility that she’s not actually above the law. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: ARRESTED For Attacking Hotel Employee!!! (Updated)
Bethenny Frankel and Carole Radziwill aren’t the only The Real Housewives of New York City stars to have a frittered friendship . Luann de Lesseps and Ramona Singer weren’t exactly joined at the hip before, but now Luann is taking her to task. Why? Because Ramona betrayed her trust when she was at her most vulnerable — right after she got out of rehab. If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online , you already know what went down on the episode titled: ” Arrest and Relaxation. ” But one explosive conflict from the episode really merits a closer look. On Wednesday night’s episode of RHONY , Luann did not mince words when she referred to a group photo that Ramona shared with the world. “The she-devil strikes again,” Luann announced. She-devil can either be very confrontational (because yikes!) or very complimentary (it’s what Red Sonja is called, after all), but Luann meant it in the worst sense. Luann explains: “I really feel like Ramona invaded my privacy by putting a picture out of me when nobody knew where I was.” The Countess was in a very vulnerable place in her life and did not feel encouraged by the entire world knowing what she was up to just yet. “And now,” Luann says. “The whole world knows I’m out of rehab.” She wanted to let the world know on her terms, when the time was right. She feels that Ramona robbed her of that opportunity. What’s more is that Luann fears that Ramona’s thoughtless photo — which, in fairness, Ramona did later delete — could impact her appearance in court. “I have a court case coming up,” Luann laments.”I don’t need more press!” Being a reality star has its pitfalls. Luann explains why publicity is a problem, saying: “I don’t need pictures of me and the press making guesses at what I’m up to.” The rest of us might look at a headline that says Luann de Lesseps: Out of Rehab and Drinking Already? and question its veracity. But if a judge sees that kind of speculation, it might change Luann’s life forever. Since the news was out in the open anyway, Luann did make it official with a post of her own. “It’s good to be home,” Luann wrote to her fans and followers. “I’m doing great. Spending time with friends and family. Thanking everyone for your continued good wishes and support.” “My return to New York is supposed to be on my terms,” Luann tells the camera.. “I just feel like I got the rug pulled out of me.” She felt shocked that others knew before she was ready to tell the world. On RHONY , she’s seen giving Ramona a piece of her mind. “You put a picture up and now Luann is the talk of the town again,” Luann laments. She does acknowledge that she knew that it would happen sooner or later — but that she feels betrayed that it was by Ramona’s hand. “It’s inevitable that I will be in the press again, I just don’t want my friends to drive it,” Luann says. “You opened up a can of worms for me.” “These are hurtful things. You’re hurting me,” Luann explained. “You have to be more respectful and thoughtful about your friends.” Ramona was shocked, having not realized that she was doing anything wrong. “We also post group shots! It’s a beautiful picture,” Ramona said, at first being defensive. Ramona did realize that she was in the wrong and apologized, saying: “You didn’t tell me not to post. … I’m sorry.” Ramona, to her credit, became very apologetic and worked to make things right. “I’m disappointed in myself,” Ramona admitted. “I wasn’t thinking. Now I understand. … I made a huge mistake. This was bad. What I did was bad.” Luann also had another bone to pick with Ramona. See, Ramona had been hanging out with Luann’s recent ex, Tom D’Agustino. “There are so many guys on the Upper East Side. Really?” Luann tells the camera. She continues to complain to the camera about Ramona, saying: “You have to go and have drinks with Tom? I knew Ramona wasn’t the brightest tool in the shed, but what an idiot.” To be honest, that seems a little harsh. “It’s not cool,” Luann said, yelling at Ramona. “If you’re my friend, it’s not cool. What you did, most people would never talk to you again.” Whoa, there. She spoke with him socially. She didn’t bang him. “That is the lowest of the low,” Luann insists, feeling betrayed. “Do you realize that? What you did is the lowest of the low.” Ramona explained that she hadn’t been there to meet with Tom, that they had just happened into each other. “Just because Luann divorced Tom doesn’t mean he’s going to disappear,” Ramona says. “He travels with the same circle as I do,” Ramona continues. “He has the same friends as I do.” That’s one of the big pitfalls of a breakup — everybody knows each other. Ramona then throws some shade, saying: “Listen, if I couldn’t talk with every man Luann ended up being with, I wouldn’t be talking to any men in New York City!” Luann is not amused, however. “You make it worse,” Luann accuses. “You don’t have my best interest at heart and I can’t be around that.” Wow. View Slideshow: Real Housewives All Stars: Who Should Be Cast?
