Farrah Abraham won't be winning any mother of the year awards anytime soon, and yet when it comes time to fire a shot at one of her Teen Mom OG rivals, insulting their parenting is always her favorite tactic. For the past year, the Farrah vs. Amber Portwood feud has been raging like a wild fire, and it doesn't look like we'll be seeing a truce at any point in the near future. This means, of course, that Farrah has been attacking Amber's parenting at every opportunity. And this week, she launched one of her most brutal tirades yet… 1. Happier Times Believe it or not, there was a time when Farrah and Amber got along. Obviously, those days are long gone… 2. The Fight Amber and Farrah squared off at the Teen Mom OG reunion show in 2016, and while they weren’t exactly besties in the months leading up to the altercation, afterwards they were full-blown enemies. 3. Shots Fired! In recent months, Farrah has talked every kind of trash imaginable to Farrah. She’s insulted her appearance, and congratulaed her ex, Matt Baier, after he and Amber broke up. 4. Amber Fires Back Amber has talked some smack of her own, accusing Farrah of being an alcoholic and a cokehead. 5. The Queen of Mean But Amber is simply no match for Farrah when it comes to issuing crushing takedowns. Say what you will about Ms. Abraham, the woman knows how to talk trash. 6. Hitting Where It Hurts In her latest tirade, Farrah hit Amber where she’s most vulnerable, echoing recent viewer criticisms in brutal fashion… View Slideshow
Farrah Abraham has never been one to hold back, but she may have just taken her unfiltered relationship with her fans to a new level. As you’re probably aware, Farrah doesn’t keep many secrets with regard to her sex life. We’ve seen Farrah’s sex tape ; we’ve read her erotic novels (okay, no we haven’t, but surely someone has), and we’ve looked on in confusion as she hawked plastic molds of her various orifices. In a way, we suppose it’s a natural career progression. After all, Farrah became famous as a result of getting pregnant at a young age, so perhaps in her mind, it stands to reason that she should continue to share the details of her sexual activity with the general public. Sure, the other stars of the Teen Mom franchise don’t seem compelled to masturbate on live streams , but Farrah’s not like the other girls. In fact, Farrah’s really not like anyone , a fact that she reminded us of again this weekend, when she casually informed fans that her regular schedule of non-stop social media posting would be interrupted so that she could go terminate a pregnancy. “Oh my gosh! I had a pregnancy scare,” Farrah exclaimed in a cat-filtered Snapchat video. “Girls watch your expiration date — and that is on your birth control!” Sound advice. If the video ended there, it might be the least-WTF thing Farrah has ever posted to social media. But end there it did not … “Um, I’m gonna have to tell you a little bit later because I gotta go take care of it,” Farrah concluded . Yes, as far as we can tell, Farrah took to Snapchat so that she could inform fans of her difficult decision … while sporting a cat nose and ears. Like we said, the woman has literally never had a thought that she didn’t post online, which we suppose is part of her … well, “charm” is a strong word, but whatever you’d call that unique quality Farrah possesses, it certainly prevents us from looking away. As for the rumors that Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG over those racy live streams, well, we think she confirmed on Twitter that she’s not returning to the show, but it’s Ms. Abraham’s unique way with words makes it hard to tell exactly what she’s trying to say. “Watching @TeenMom @mtv I’m so happy I don’t welcome anymore of @MTV made up shit to help mention the other trash moms feel important lmao good luck @MTV #2018goals #Sorrynotsorry,” Farrah wrote. Shout-out to Farrah for refusing to be limited by society’s notions of how words should work. And for tagging MTV twice in the same tweet. Watch Teen Mom OG online for more of the inimitable Ms. Abraham. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham SLAMS Co-Stars: Bunch of Lazy, Closeted Potheads!
Ready to hear more details about the vicious hate crimes MTV has committed against Farrah Abraham? Well, ready or not, Farrah has a story to tell and she won’t stop until she sees justice. To recap, our girl here announced that MTV had fired her from Teen Mom OG about a month ago, after she began masturbating on livestreams on a cam girl site. She was very angry about this, and that anger combined with whatever’s going on in that head of hers meant that her statements about the matter didn’t make much sense. But the general idea is that Farrah believes it was unfair of MTV to fire her for what she does on her own time, when she’s not filming — especially because they didn’t even actually fire her . She was given an ultimatum, and we saw that in the Teen Mom OG supertease that came out this week. In a clip that will air later in the season, she’s told that if she continues working in the adult industry, then MTV would be unable to keep her on the show. Teen Mom OG Trailer: Pregnancy Tests, Breakups, Firings, and MORE! She’s said that this was just a tactic to create drama for the show , to manipulate her into giving good footage. Or, well, she didn’t say that, because clear communication is very hard for her, but that’s what she was trying to say. We think. OK, so Farrah has been ranting on and off for the past month about how manipulative and hateful and awful MTV is, right? And it seems like seeing that clip of her being “fake fired” this week really triggered her. In a post she made on her social media accounts, Farrah wrote “Hate, sex shame, discriminate against a women & bully a women #viacom … then don’t admit your wrong.” (Go ahead and settle in, because the rest of this mess makes just about as much sense as that opener.) “#Justice will be served — Judgement day is going to hurt,” she continued. “When you suck at real story lines you contrive hatred, lies, fake ultimatums a big fail to viacom & their dip sh-ts who are followers in this horrible behavior.” And then it gets extra interesting because, after a “bitch better have my money” hashtag, she claimed that MTV owes her “a half season of money.” Does that mean that she hasn’t been filming since the pretend firing? Or that she’s been refusing to film because of all the hate crimes? It’s hard to say, but she did call MTV “the only company who can’t take what they dish out.” “Let’s not forget you had to use this clip for the entire show to get press & attention THANK YOU FARRAH & A PUBLIC APOLOGY IS OVER DUE while I’m being mistreated along the way.” That part is true — they definitely are using Farrah’s potential firing as a way to get interest in this season. Why wouldn’t they? “Again maybe I’ve out grown narrow minded bad work ethics bad producing and I for damn sure don’t treat my employees like this or insult others successful entrepreneurs like this,” she added. “Have fun making me out to be a villain when I have the cleanest record out of the entire case, crew & executives (sex,drugs,lies,manipulation…so much ADULT behavior)…” She makes a good point, because it is pretty bizarre that masturbating on the internet is the line in the sand here. On the Teen Mom franchise, we’ve seen hard drug use, domestic violence, animal neglect, child neglect … so many bad things. Stars of the show have gone to actual prison and then get welcomed back with open arms. It’s just strange that, even after they fired Farrah for her sex tape and then brought her back, the livestreams are supposed to a step too far. Here’s hoping she gets what she deserves, whatever that may be. The money for the other half of the new season of Teen Mom OG, an apology, a few English courses … just whatever she deserves, we sure do hope she gets it. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: From 16 & Pregnant to Live Stream Cam Girl!
In case you missed it, Farrah Abraham is upset with her Teen Mom cast-mates, producers, editors, MTV … pretty much everyone lately. Having already gone off on MTV for what she describes as fake-firing her and committing hate crimes , she’s now going after her co-stars. To hear her tell it, MTV is mad about her involvement in the adult entertainment world and she’s being sex-shamed … slut-shamed … whatever. Just for the record, whatever you think of it, Farrah becoming a cam girl and masturbating via live stream was indeed a thing that happened. Afterward, her producer, Morgan J. Freeman, demanded that she stop partaking in such adult opportunities (again, according to Abraham). Farrah wasn’t having that. “I responded, ‘Who the f–k are you to tell me these are my only choices in life?’” Abraham said, casting herself as a victim of exploitation. MTV has harassed her and capitalized off her sexually, she dubiously claimed, later adding (slightly less dubiously that) she is singled out. As Farrah sees it, her infamous sex tape, personal line of sex toy products, and recent live stream for masturbatory purposes are harmless. She’s just out there making a living, after all … while other famous faces of the franchise f–k people on their own time for the sake of it: Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Maci Bookout, Briana DeJesus and Amber Portwood have had multiple sex partners and no one says s–t! Okay, except in the case of Jenelle. And Kailyn. Whatever. “I’m the only one with less sexual partners, children, and leading a positive lifestyle with growing businesses,” she insisted. It is true, amazingly, that among the cast of Teen Mom: OG and Teen Mom 2 , she’s alone as a mom of one. The sex partner claim though? It’s certainly possible, if a little unlikely, that Farrah has only been with Simon Saran, her most serious boyfriend of the past eight years. (Excluding the rough, vile, on-camera intercourse she had with James Deen and tried to pass off as a leaked sex tape, that is). Farrah has not played the field like some of her co-stars, but claiming they all have more sex partners is a strong statement. First of all, it’s hard to establish the truth of that statement. Second of all, a lot of those partners were long-term relationships. Third of all … none of them pleasured themselves live for a company called CamSoda while men pleasured themselves to her. Just saying. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Was She Really Fired From Teen Mom OG? An Investigation Her first adult film, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom , was followed by her line of adult toys, as well as an erotic book series. Farrah also has a lingerie line in the works, because who doesn’t want to associate Abraham with every possible sexual scenario. This rubs some people at the network the wrong way, which she then describes as producers “sex-shaming” her, whatever that means. Abraham also claimed she got fired by MTV , then did a complete 180 after the network denied she was fired or had breached her contract. It’s hard to know what to think these days. All we know is that the new season of Teen Mom: OG is officially underway, she is on it, and thank goodness for that. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Hilarious, Delusional LinkedIn Profile Revealed!
Ever since Farrah Abraham ranted about being fired from Teen Mom OG , the world has been wondering why it happened, how it happened, and if it happened. This is Farrah we’re talking about, folks. Only we’re now learning that Farrah isn’t just having issues with MTV. She’s apparently having issues with the porn company that employed her. So much so that Farrah is suing them for thousands of dollars that she says that they owe her. This is gonna be fun. You know in sitcoms or romantic comedies or whatever when there’s a male character who’s hooking up with two women and he knows that he has to choose … but waits too long and ends up losing them both? Well, that appears to be what happened with Farrah Abraham. But instead of losing two lovers , she maybe lost two different sources of income. Two jobs. Whatever happened with MTV — because there’s still a lot that’s unclear, especially after Farrah Abraham said that she wasn’t fired — Farrah appears to be in hot water. Allegedly, this is over her sex work. On the one hand, obviously, sex work is a valid form of employment and sex workers don’t deserve the kind of stigma that they receive. (Though it’s possible that sex workers don’t really want Farrah Abraham working as their champion, because of her … personality issues) On the other hand, if Farrah’s sex work is a clear violation of her contract with MTV, then that’s another matter. Plenty of jobs have exclusivity clauses — though reality stars tend to get money from multiple sources, capitalizing on their fame. Plenty of jobs have “morality” clauses, which tend to have less to do with actual right and wrong and more to do with things that they worry will make them look bad. Something like that could be at play, here. But questioning the grounds on which Farrah Abraham — the how of it all — might be less important than the why . Does MTV really get its garters in a twist over sex work? Farrah’s brand of sex work is completely legal. When Farrah Abraham strips down and masturbates on camera , the only “bad” thing about the livestream is that Farrah’s involved. Oh, and that the livestream might crash due to high demand. (Yes, really) The thing is that it sounds like the sex work, if it was even a real factor, might just be an excuse. A lot of people don’t like Farrah Abraham , and Farrah’s various Teen Mom costars may have banded together to get her booted off of the show. That sounds awfully believable, though we wish that the impetus were one of Farrah’s racist rants , which are actual bad things. If Farrah really is losing her Teen Mom job because of sex work, that’s extra bad, because things between her and CamSoda right now are … not good. RadarOnline reports that Farrah Abraham is suing CamSoda , the company for which she previously livestreamed. She is suing the company for $5,000, which Farrah says that they have wrongly withheld. Farrah’s legal team’s letter to the porn company contains details. “Ms. Abraham was to be paid a total of ten thousand dollars; half due within two business days of signing the Agreement, and the remainder due following the completion of the Session.” First of all, 10 grand is a lot more than most camgirls make, but most camgirls aren’t celebrities. “Ms. Abraham fulfilled her obligations under the contract, but despite this, CamSoda is willfully withholding the remaining $5,000 due under the Agreement, thereby constituting a material breach of contract.” According to the letter, CamSoda’s issue is that Farrah wasn’t wearing CamSoda merch … and said less than nice things about the company on social media. “[Abraham] did not disrobe during the session; and allegedly disparaged CamSoda on social media.” We can see how both of those wouldn’t sit right with CamSoda. “With respect to not disrobing, there is no requirement under the Agreement for Ms. Abraham to disrobe or be fully nude.” That’s a surprise. You might want to include that in writing next time, CamSoda. “To the contrary, the Agreement specifically states that ‘Performer shall interact with and respond to various users during the Session as Company and Performer may agree.’ Ms. Abraham complied with this obligation and it was CamSoda who unilaterally decided to cut the Session short.” So … Farrah started a livestream but didn’t get a chance to get into it, then the bosses cut things short, and then Farrah said some unkind things about the company — allegedly. That’s the issue, right? The letter goes on to say that CamSoda needs to cough up that 5 grand, or Farrah will seek damages and compensation for legal fees to the tune of $75,000. It sounds like two things are going on here. One, Farrah — like with MTV — voiced her criticism of a company employing her and didn’t except any consequences. Don’t do that, folks. Two, it sounds like CamSoda is having buyer’s remorse when it comes to Farrah. Our thoughts? Unless Farrah really did violate their agreement, it sounds like CamSoda might owe her a little cash. Maybe they should just pay her … and then not hire her again, now that they know what she’s like to work with. In the mean time, we’ll keep trying to figure out if she’s actually been fired from Teen Mom OG or if she’s just … being Farrah. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Was She Really Fired From Teen Mom OG? An Investigation
Farrah Abraham and her mother, Debra Danielsen, have had a very complicated relationship. But that didn’t mean that Farrah couldn’t make it to her own mother’s wedding. Yes, Debra got married this weekend. And Farrah gave a toast. And though MTV’s cameras weren’t there to cover it, we can still tell you what happened. Last week’s big drama was Farrah Abraham getting “fired” from Teen Mom . The initial story was that it’s because of Farrah Abraham’s live sex shows, like the one where she stripped down and masturbated for paying viewers . It resulted in Farrah canceling her much anticipated anal sex livestream that was to take place a week ago. As it turns out, all of this may have really just been over the fact that nobody likes Farrah Abraham . In a bizarre, barely intelligible rant, Farrah Abraham blasted MTV’s parent company, Viacom (which owns like 1/3 of entertainment media), saying things like: “Sad such a phenomenal show will no longer have its biggest talent on the show because of women hating, sex shaming, hate crimes, selfish, Weinstein company power trip behaviors against a professional hard working, honest mother.” Saying Weinstein company power trip behaviors in the wake of the Weinstein scandal is an unconscionable ploy for attention unless Farrah is actually accusing someone of sexual misconduct. And we don’t know what “crimes” Farrah is alleging that MTV or Viacom or the Big Scary Teen Mom Illuminati committed. It would be interesting to listen to her try to explain what, in her mind, a “hate crime” is. Because it sounds like she just thinks that it’s when you’re mean or unfair to someone. Of course, Farrah later came forward and claimed that MTV didn’t actually fire her … but did commit “hate crimes.” It looks like, at the very least, MTV gave Farrah an ultimatum about putting stuff inside her body on camera — that she couldn’t do it and be on Teen Mom . It’s not clear if Farrah misunderstood them or is trying to build up a demand that she not get fired … or what. Whatever is going on in all of that mess, MTV’s cameras didn’t show up to film Farrah’s mom’s wedding. But that’s okay, because we know how it all went down. The Ashley was there, and they interviewed the lucky bride, Debra Danielsen . “We’ve been on this quest to find each other,” Debra said of Dr. David Merz. “It’s like, you knew this person was out there, you just had to find them … that’s how I feel.” A lot of people believe in soul mates. A lot of people don’t. Also speaking to The Ashley , Farrah spoke about her decision to attend her mother’s wedding. “I think it means the world for me to be here.” That is such an astoundingly self-centred way to talk about your decision to attend your mom’s wedding, right? That is classic Farrah Abraham. “It really mattered to me and it’s important to me.” Well, you know what they say about wedding days — what matters is how Farrah Abraham feels. Debra and David tied the knot at the Scott Aquarium at the Omaha Zoo. The wedding had an “under the sea” motif, and Debra wore a mermaid dress with a long train. There were bagpipes, which aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but if Debra and David wanted them … and they weren’t disturbing the aquarium creatures, then sure. Debra’s friend was the maid of honor, while Farrah was the “honorary maid of honor,” which isn’t a real thing and sounds incredibly goofy. Farrah was wearing a black pantsuit, and The Ashley reports that she was the only woman in attendance who wore black. Farrah gave a toast, as we mentioned, and she posted the transcript of it to social media. “It’s been an up and down year for me. I’m very protective of my mom and I love her so much and I’m happy to see, David, that you love my mom just as much.” That’s … genuinely sweet. And, except for that bit about Farrah’s year, it was barely even about her! Farrah continued her toast, speaking to David: “You’re strong, and that’s what she needs. Someone by her side who is very strong and loving. I’m happy to have you as part of my family and to be part of your family.” Even adults gain new family members when their parents get remarried, folks. “It’s been an amazing opportunity to come together. I love you both.” Again, when you compare that to Farrah Abraham’s angry and often nonsensical rant about being “fired,” this is a lot more grounded. Maybe she practiced. We don’t know. Nobody from Teen Mom was there. Farrah’s daughter, Sophia, wasn’t there. That’s not surprising. Even less surprising was that Debra’s ex-husband, Michael Abraham, wasn’t there. if Farrah ends up resolving things with MTV, maybe they’ll regret that they didn’t get to film her mom’s wedding. If they don’t resolve things, though, maybe producers will be grateful that they got a clean break from Farrah. We still don’t know everything about what’s going on with Farrah and MTV. But gosh, we’d sure like to. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Was She Really Fired From Teen Mom OG? An Investigation
Farrah Abraham and her mother, Debra Danielsen, have had a very complicated relationship. But that didn’t mean that Farrah couldn’t make it to her own mother’s wedding. Yes, Debra got married this weekend. And Farrah gave a toast. And though MTV’s cameras weren’t there to cover it, we can still tell you what happened. Last week’s big drama was Farrah Abraham getting “fired” from Teen Mom . The initial story was that it’s because of Farrah Abraham’s live sex shows, like the one where she stripped down and masturbated for paying viewers . It resulted in Farrah canceling her much anticipated anal sex livestream that was to take place a week ago. As it turns out, all of this may have really just been over the fact that nobody likes Farrah Abraham . In a bizarre, barely intelligible rant, Farrah Abraham blasted MTV’s parent company, Viacom (which owns like 1/3 of entertainment media), saying things like: “Sad such a phenomenal show will no longer have its biggest talent on the show because of women hating, sex shaming, hate crimes, selfish, Weinstein company power trip behaviors against a professional hard working, honest mother.” Saying Weinstein company power trip behaviors in the wake of the Weinstein scandal is an unconscionable ploy for attention unless Farrah is actually accusing someone of sexual misconduct. And we don’t know what “crimes” Farrah is alleging that MTV or Viacom or the Big Scary Teen Mom Illuminati committed. It would be interesting to listen to her try to explain what, in her mind, a “hate crime” is. Because it sounds like she just thinks that it’s when you’re mean or unfair to someone. Of course, Farrah later came forward and claimed that MTV didn’t actually fire her … but did commit “hate crimes.” It looks like, at the very least, MTV gave Farrah an ultimatum about putting stuff inside her body on camera — that she couldn’t do it and be on Teen Mom . It’s not clear if Farrah misunderstood them or is trying to build up a demand that she not get fired … or what. Whatever is going on in all of that mess, MTV’s cameras didn’t show up to film Farrah’s mom’s wedding. But that’s okay, because we know how it all went down. The Ashley was there, and they interviewed the lucky bride, Debra Danielsen . “We’ve been on this quest to find each other,” Debra said of Dr. David Merz. “It’s like, you knew this person was out there, you just had to find them … that’s how I feel.” A lot of people believe in soul mates. A lot of people don’t. Also speaking to The Ashley , Farrah spoke about her decision to attend her mother’s wedding. “I think it means the world for me to be here.” That is such an astoundingly self-centred way to talk about your decision to attend your mom’s wedding, right? That is classic Farrah Abraham. “It really mattered to me and it’s important to me.” Well, you know what they say about wedding days — what matters is how Farrah Abraham feels. Debra and David tied the knot at the Scott Aquarium at the Omaha Zoo. The wedding had an “under the sea” motif, and Debra wore a mermaid dress with a long train. There were bagpipes, which aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but if Debra and David wanted them … and they weren’t disturbing the aquarium creatures, then sure. Debra’s friend was the maid of honor, while Farrah was the “honorary maid of honor,” which isn’t a real thing and sounds incredibly goofy. Farrah was wearing a black pantsuit, and The Ashley reports that she was the only woman in attendance who wore black. Farrah gave a toast, as we mentioned, and she posted the transcript of it to social media. “It’s been an up and down year for me. I’m very protective of my mom and I love her so much and I’m happy to see, David, that you love my mom just as much.” That’s … genuinely sweet. And, except for that bit about Farrah’s year, it was barely even about her! Farrah continued her toast, speaking to David: “You’re strong, and that’s what she needs. Someone by her side who is very strong and loving. I’m happy to have you as part of my family and to be part of your family.” Even adults gain new family members when their parents get remarried, folks. “It’s been an amazing opportunity to come together. I love you both.” Again, when you compare that to Farrah Abraham’s angry and often nonsensical rant about being “fired,” this is a lot more grounded. Maybe she practiced. We don’t know. Nobody from Teen Mom was there. Farrah’s daughter, Sophia, wasn’t there. That’s not surprising. Even less surprising was that Debra’s ex-husband, Michael Abraham, wasn’t there. if Farrah ends up resolving things with MTV, maybe they’ll regret that they didn’t get to film her mom’s wedding. If they don’t resolve things, though, maybe producers will be grateful that they got a clean break from Farrah. We still don’t know everything about what’s going on with Farrah and MTV. But gosh, we’d sure like to. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Was She Really Fired From Teen Mom OG? An Investigation
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What did we ever do to deserve so much Teen Mom greatness? The current season of Teen Mom 2 has provided us with such delightful drama, from Kailyn Lowry's issues with her baby daddies to Jenelle Evans' issues with, well, everyone. And it's not even over yet — we still get to see Jenelle's wedding on the show, not to mention the reunion, which is sure to be amazing and terrible , all at the same time. But even though we're still in Teen Mom 2 mode right now, it's important to note that the next season of Teen Mom OG is just around the corner. Seriously, the season premiere is in less than a month. On November 27th, we will be reunited with Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Farrah Abraham. And it's going to be so good . In a quick little promo MTV was kind enough to release today, we get a glimpse at those four ladies and all the things that have gone on in their lives since we last saw them. First up is Amber. When we last saw her on the season finale, she broke up with Matt Baier after he failed a lie detector test . As we learned from social media, that wasn't when she actually broke up with him — he managed to hang on for a while, at least long enough to film a season of Marriage Boot Camp with her. But it looks like in this new season, we'll get to see the actual split, and thank goodness for that. In one clip, we see her tell someone that she's stronger than she looks, and in another we see her yell at Matt “I'm tired of being with someone that walks away. Get out!” Meanwhile, things seem to be going really well for Catelynn! She doesn't get much love in the promo — which is a good thing, at least in terms of how her actual life is going — but we do hear her say “I can't let my fears dictate what I want in life.” Oddly enough, Farrah isn't heavily featured here either. All we know about her storyline at this point is that she and Sophia are officially moving to L.A. But what about Maci and all that drug drama Ryan Edwards caused for her last season? At one point in the promo, we see Ryan looking more sober than we've seen him in a long, long time. “As his father,” Maci says, “you have to pass a drug test, and we're going to be there.” Can you even wait for this?! Check out the promo in the video below:
