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Amber Portwood & Matt Baier: Headed to Marriage Boot Camp?!

Despite the fact that she’s been feuding with Farrah Abraham for well over a year now, Amber Portwood seems to take a lot of her career cues from her least-favorite co-star. First, Amber planned to star in a sex tape – a trail initially blazed by Ms. Abraham. Now, it looks as though Portwood will be following in the Backdoor Teen Mom’s footsteps once again – but this time she plans to remain fully clothed. Radar Online is reporting that Amber is headed to Marriage Boot Camp , alongside her most recent ex, Matt Baier. You may be thinking you yourself, But Amber isn’t married. In fact, she dumped Matt Baier like a week ago! Those are both very good points, but it seems that these days the “Marriage” part of the title is being taken as a mere suggestion. Farrah isn’t married either, but she appeared on the show’s recent “Family Edition” alongside her troubled parents … who are also not married. Anyway, there’s been no official announcement from either Amber or the show, but insiders say it’s a done deal. “They’ve been in talks with production for a while,” says one source. Tellingly, reps for the show didn’t deny that Amber is involved when they were reached by Radar for comment. So does the fact that Amber and Matt are appearing on the show together mean that they’re hoping to reconcile? Not necessarily. Shows like Marriage Boot Camp often pay six figures for just a few weeks work, and we imagine Baier could really use the money. Amber is far more financially secure, but she must realize her time as a top-level reality star will likely come to a close within the next 2-3 years, and she’s hopefully putting away a nest egg for her daughter (and the remaining decades of her own life). Amber hosted an Instagram livestream last night and openly laughed at the suggestion that she’s only worth $288,000, telling fans that she owns individual cars worth more than that. We think it’s safe to say she’s living a bit beyond her means these days. So Amber and Matt will probably just go on the show, scream at each other a lot, and then go their separate ways, each considerably more wealthy than before. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of how ill-suited they were as a couple.

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Farrah Abraham: Forget Ryan Edwards, Maci Bookout is an Alcoholic!

Farrah Abraham doesn’t exactly get along with the other girls on Teen Mom OG. But then again, if you have eyes and ears and have found yourself on parts of the internet that discuss Farrah Abraham, you already know this. She and Amber Portwood used to be friends, but they became enemies after Farrah dared to point out that Matt Baier is a giant, good-for-nothing creep. Amber didn’t appreciate it, and she even tried to throw a swing at Farrah over it. She and Catelynn Lowell haven’t been getting along either, and Catelynn takes every possible opportunity to slam her somehow . But, if you can believe it, the feud between Farrah and Maci Bookout predates all of these spats. Remember, when Teen Mom first returned to our televisions, Farrah wasn’t involved. When producers brought her back mid-season, Maci threatened to quit the show. The issue, she said, was that she didn’t want her son to share screen time with a porn star — which, hey, that’s her prerogative. Though Maci eventually gave in, she and Farrah have been catty towards each other ever since. To this day, really. During one of her many birthday parties, Farrah was approached by In Touch, and she was asked about Ryan Edwards’ newly revealed drug issues . Specifically, she was asked about the Teen Mom OG scene in which Maci tearfully revealed to Amber and Catelynn that Ryan’s drug use had gotten out of hand. “Everyone else around him is too afraid of what it will look like more than his health,” Maci explained on the show. “I’m just sick of cleaning up his mess . I get tired of dealing with the sh-t. Just being the only one that f-cking sees everything and cares.” It was a sad scene, one of the most intense things we’ve seen on the show in a while. But Farrah didn’t see things that way. “Who is she to talk about someone else’s substance abuse when she’s like an alcoholic?” she wondered . Shots fired. There are many Teen Mom OG fans who suspect that Maci may have a drinking problem — she’s often seen with a beer in her hand in her scenes. There was also a widespread theory that she was drinking throughout much of her pregnancy with her third child, Maverick. The “Maci is an alcoholic” went on for so long that she even confronted the rumors in her new book. “Folks I am an adult, over the legal drinking age, and just because I’m a mom that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a beer on a Sunday evening with my husband,” she wrote in one section. “Newsflash: Mothers Are Human Beings. We are flawed, hard-working, well-intentioned, exhausted individuals; we do our best, we make mistakes, but above all we love our children.” She wrote that “obviously I don’t condone excessive drinking,” but “having a beer — or even smoking the occasional cigarette — does not warrant a call to Child Services, and it does not make you a bad mother.” So if she even bothers to respond to Farrah, it looks like we’ll be in for a fun new chapter in the never-ending saga of Farrah vs. The World. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History

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Debra Danielsen Claps Back at Farrah Abraham: I Do NOT Have Asperger’s!

Earlier this week, we reported that Farrah Abraham decided to diagnose her mother, Debra Danielsen, with Asperger’s syndrome, a mild personality disorder found on the autism spectrum. Astonishingly, Farrah’s armchair psychoanalysis was aided and abetted by Dr. Drew, America’s favorite unscrupulous quack disguised as a serious medical professional. (Sorry, Dr. Phil!) “Generally, healthcare professionals, in particular, neurologists and psychiatrists are best suited to establish if an individual has Asperger’s syndrome and schizoaffective disorder,” Debra said in a statement issued to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup . “I have been totally mentally, physically and emotionally healthy,” Debra continued. “Both Dr. Ish Major and Dr. Venus Nicollini confirmed that on WEtv’s  Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition .” We’re beginning to wonder if anyone in Farrah’s family has ever had a non -televised doctor’s appointment, but that’s a conversation for another time. It’s easy to blame Farrah for this ridiculous situation, but we’re gonna go ahead and heap the majority of the responsibility at Dr. Drew’s feet. Diagnosing a patient that you haven’t personally treated is considered the height of professional irresponsibility in the medical community. Doing so publicly in order to buddy up to your non-patient’s dysfunctional daughter is borderline depraved. Farrah can sit in judgment and tell the world that her mother suffers from testicular torsion and a chronic case of five-head if she wants to. No one will take it seriously, because she’s not a doctor. (Also, she’s Farrah Abraham, so no one takes anything that she says seriously.) Drew, however, is supposed to be a bit more responsible, and should no better than to applaud Farrah’s baseless insights on his podcast. Fortunately, Deb’s not taking this one lying down. In addition to going off on Farrah, she also let loose on her daughter’s coattail-riding on-off boyfriend Simon Saran in a recent interview: “Farrah deserves to have the best man available on this planet who cherishes her and my [granddaughter, Farrah’s daughter] Sophia,” Debra told In Touch , before referring to Simon as a “gold-digger.” Simon, of course, responded in the douchey over-the-top fashion we’ve come to expect, tweeting: “I’m a gold digger? Interesting, @ddanielsen when’s the last time you ever pulled out cash or a credit card around me? You dumb miserable hooker!” Last we checked, Farrah and Debra were not on speaking terms , and with exchanges like this, it’s not hard to see why. Fortunately, there’s a sliver of good news for Debra in all of this: The rumors about Farrah and Simon getting engaged are not true, and Farrah says they’re not even dating anymore. Sometimes, you just have to be grateful for small miracles. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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First Murder On The Orient Express Trailer Asks: Who Killed Johnny Depp?

No one can be trusted in star-studded first ‘Murder on the Orient Express’ trailer.

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Farrah Abraham Celebrates Birthday In Jamaica — With Simon Saran

‘Teen Mom OG”s Farrah Abraham is vacationing in Jamaica for her birthday.

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Matt Baier: Begging Amber Portwood to Film Sex Tape?!

As we heard just a few days ago, Amber Portwood is considering the possibility of making a sex tape with her sketchy boyfriend, Matt Baier. We know, we’re still not OK either. Amber and Matt met with Vivid Entertainment, the same company that sold Farrah Abraham’s sex tape, earlier this month to go over their options. They have decided what to do about the offer yet, but from the way they’ve been going on about it on social media and in interviews, there’s a good chance they’ll go through with it. Amber has said that she’s not “strapped for cash,” and that she has “a nice house a nice life. I have everything I need.” But, she’s quick to add, ” I’m a business person .” And in this new interview Matt did with Us Weekly, he’s pushing the “business” aspect of a sex tape, and he’s pushing it hard. Matt says that they took the meeting in the first place “because we’re business people and people want to meet with us, and if they’re legitimate people, we’ll take the meeting.” Like people are knocking down his door for meetings, right? Oh, Matt. “What I can tell you about the Vivid meeting,” he says, “is that it was incredibly professional.” “We were shocked at how business-like and professional and low pressure it was. Both of us were extraordinarily flattered to get such a generous offer from Vivid.” “We never envisioned ourselves as being adult film stars, especially me in any way shape or form,” he continues. But still, he says he and Amber are happy they took the meeting, because “It was a very good meeting that we really, really enjoyed.” But was it a good meeting? Was it handled professionally? It wasn’t seedy or anything, was it? It was good? “As business people,” Matt explains, “Amber and I need to consider every offer we get from every different angle.” “No matter what offer — we have several offers made to us — we look at it with a pros-and-cons sort of business standpoint.” Very Important Businessman Matt knows that “there are people in the world who are going to judge us that we even took the meeting.” But “I can tell you just from having that meeting, Amber and I gained a whole new respect for that industry that we didn’t have before.” And before you point out that all the Teen Mom OG cast members came down on Farrah for making a sex tape , and Amber and Matt would be ridiculously hypocritical to do the same thing, check yourself. “Despite our differences with Farrah — and I can only speak for myself — our disagreements with Farrah have nothing to do with the decision she made to do an adult film,” Matt claims. “I can tell you from getting that offer it’s not an easy decision to make either way.” “There’s a semblance of respect there that she put herself out there like that,” he adds of Farrah. “That’s the one thing I can say that we agree with Farrah on.” So it seems like he’s really, really trying to make this sex tape thing happen, doesn’t it? Not only is he going on about how wonderful and amazing and professional Vivid Entertainment is, he’s also trying to make it seem like making a sex tape is a respectable thing to do. Which is fine, of course, but let’s not forget how Amber made remarks about Farrah “selling her vagina,” and how she’s nothing like Farrah . Somebody better warn Amber and Matt about the dangers of living in a glass house. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?!

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Farrah Abraham: SLAMMED For New Photo of Daughter Sophia!

By most accounts, Farrah Abraham is not a great mom. She talks about her daughter’s future sex tape in interviews, and she generally seems to regard 8-year-old Sophia as a fashionable accessory to be trotted out whenever she can help satisfy Farrah’s constant thirst for attention. That said, it’s possible that Farrah takes a bit too much flak sometimes for her decisions as a parent: Farrah posted the above photo of herself with Sophia over the weekend, and Teen Mom fans took the opportunity to go off on the reality star they love to hate. The image seems innocent enough. It’s a simple pic of Farrah and Sophia after a dance recital, and both mother and daughter appear to be in good spirits. But that’s not how Farrah’s Instagram followers saw it. Certified haters went off  in the comments about everything from the mother and daughter’s facial expressions to the placement of Sophia’s feet. “They both have a weird smile on their faces. Like they are trying their best to show human emotions because they are really cyborgs or something,” wrote one creative critic. “Stepford mother and daughter… love the creepy smiles. You Farah are the creepiest of them all and I gotta say Simon is even creepier than you,” commented another. Believe it or not, those remarks are downright tame compared to some of the trash that was talked in the comments section on Farrah’s photo. “You are truly evil. If I was your mother I would give you what you keep telling her and STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU MONSTER,” wrote one follower. Continuing with the monster theme, another user commented: “Poor Sophia [you’re] a beautiful child walking in a monster’s foot steps.” Thankfully, most of the comments were directed at Farrah, not Sophia, but even so, several people took time out of their days to make fun of the way Sophia’s feet are positioned, even though it’s a standard dancer’s pose. Pretty much every time Farrah posts a photo of Sophia she takes a ton of flak in the comments, and oftentimes, it’s completely warranted. Farrah vacillates between being neglectful and exploitative when it comes to her daughter, and many of the concerns expressed by fans are legitimate. View Slideshow: Sophia Abraham Photos: Cute and Controversial! But sometimes, people on social media just hate for sport, and that seems to be what’s going on here. You’ve made us side with Farrah Abraham, people. We hope you’re happy. Watch Teen Mom online to relive all of Farrah’s parenting low-lights.

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Debra Danielsen: Did Her Fiance Try to Date Farrah Abraham First?!

Earlier this week, we reported that Farrah Abraham and Debra Danielsen haven’t spoken in over six months, If you watch Teen Mom online , you know that Farrah and Debra have never gotten along, but they’ve always stuck it out. So the news of their estrangement left many fans wondering what could have happened to cause them to go their separate ways. Now, it looks like we may know exactly what prompted the mother-daughter rift, and like every detail that’s deemed too disturbing for the Teen Mom cameras, it’s more than a little nauseating. As you may already know,  Danielsen recently got engaged to a medical professional referred to on the show as “Dr. David.” The relationship between Farrah and Doc Dave has always been strained, and most fans assumed that Farrah was just taking out her barely concealed contempt for her mother on the new man in Deb’s life. But while it’s true that Farrah didn’t live David from the start, it now looks as though she may have had good reason for her snap judgment. As first reported by In Touch , Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, has made a shocking allegation on Twitter. Saran claims that David romantically pursued Farrah before he had any contact with Debra. When Farrah shot him down, he allegedly turned his attention to her mother, and the rest is history. It’s a fan theory that’s been circulating for several months, but Saran confirmed during a recent Twitter conversation with a Teen Mom fan page. “Is it true David tweeted [Farrah] first, but settled for Deb when she didn’t respond?” the admin asked Simon. “I’m afraid so!” Simon immediately replied. Now, Simon loves him some online trash talk, but his relationship with the truth isn’t always the greatest. So everything that he says should be taken with several grains of salt. It’s interesting, however, that no one involved in this incredibly awkward situation has refuted Simon’s claim. Farrah loves drama and borderline hates her parents, but she’s neither confirmed not denied Saran’s accusation. She just quietly cut off contact with her mother – right around the time Debra and David got engaged. For many, the situation brings to mind allegations that Matt Baier hit on Farrah and several other Teen Mom stars before eventually getting engaged to Amber Portwood. We might be witnessing the beginning of a truly gross new trend. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Kailyn Lowry SLAMS Farrah Abraham: Her Vagina is HUGE!

There have been lots of great Teen Mom feuds in the past, and for obvious reasons, they usually involve Farrah Abraham in some form. The latest might be one of the ugliest beefs the franchise has ever seen, though … it’s an understatement to say this escalated quickly. While Farrah has yet to fire a salvo in this explosive back and forth, the firebrand is currently at the heart of some serious trash talk. It all started during Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom: OG when a fan cracked a joke about Farrah’s now-infamous mini-horse, Starburst. That caught the attention of Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, who – when he’s not fighting with Farrah – doubles as a full-time Internet troll. “Stop being a hater. Go protest at a zoo or sea world,” he tweeted. “Sea World is at @KailLowry’s house, right?” the fan responded. That’s when things really got ugly. Simon has a history of trash-talking other stars of the Teen Mom franchise, but we don’t think he’s ever gone in on one of the ladies quite like this: As you can see, Kailyn defended herself, and the conversation quickly went from zero to over-the-top disgusting. Saran went full-Trump, bashing Lowry for everything from her failed relationships to her alleged promiscuity: “Sure, if you are looking to free Shamu!” Simon said in response to the aforementioned Sea World comment. As usual, Saran made up the more nauseating half of the conversation, but Kailyn crossed a few lines too. “Shamu is almost as wide as your girlfriend’s vag,” she tweeted in obvious reference to Farrah Abraham. “Or as wide as the door your baby daddy ran through when he heard you were pregnant! Got a baby by buster lol,” Saran fired back. Yeah. As fans of the franchise likely know, Kailyn is expecting her third child , but does not have a relationship with the baby’s father. So it was a low blow on his part, but … so is this: “At least he didn’t have curtains to run through,” Lowry replied, once again presumably in reference to Farrah’s vagina. “Girl everyone has ran through you!” Saran shot back. “Bc I’m a hoe & white trash right? I’ve heard it all. You can get your balls out of Farrah’s purse now,” Kailyn responded. Saran didn’t respond to that right away, but several fans fired off remarks about  Kailyn cheating on Javi Marroquin . Rumors that the Teen Mom 2 star was unfaithful while her U.S. Air Force husband was deployed overseas ran rampant last year. It’s a sensitive topic that was never really resolved, so for obvious reasons, Lowry was in no rush to respond to those allegations. Simon wasn’t about to let a cheap shot pass, though. “Roll call! Line em up! Probably 100 mother f–kers in that lineup. That whole damn football team,” Saran eventually replied. While Kailyn Lowry’s past romances and love life in general have sparked plenty of controversy, that’s taking it a bit far, no? It seems that was the end of the conversation for now, but considering it’s these two, you can bet there’s more to come. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History As always, you can  watch Teen Mom: OG online  to see just how absurd the cartoon characters known as Simon and Farrah have become.

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Bella Thorne and her Puffy Nipples of the Day

I had a dream about the one ginger I used to talk to in high school…she had no friend because gingers historically have been creepy as fuck, but she had tits and that was enough of a selling point to me…unfortunately, instead of realizing that fire crotch was a good thing, I used to point and scream fire crotch at her, and gag thinking of the contrast of her pink pussy on pale skin with orange bush…I was young, it was the 80s, girls had bush, I didn’t know it was a delicacy and I guess a lot of gingers don’t realize how great it is either, as they wax and shave it off… But as an old man perver, I regret not seducing the friendly big titty redhead back then, I could have made a single mother out of her….teen mom in the 80s was KEY…to ruining your life…you didn’t Farrah Abraham that shit, you worked at Walmart with that shit, or KMart because we didn’t have Walmart at the time ANYWAY…Bella Thorne and her puffy youthful nipples allow me to relive something so gross, that in my sexual development has become so hot….so I thank her for that… Keep on bringing the self produced smut. It’s important. The post Bella Thorne and her Puffy Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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