Last night on an all-new Teen Mom OG Season 4 Episode 3 , Amber Portwood made a surprising reveal that caught everyone off guard. Meanwhile, Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra spent the bulk of this installment debating the future of their family. What did they decide? Watch Teen Mom OG Season 4 Episode 3 Online We begin with Amber, who threw a birthday party for daughter Leah with the help of Matt Baier … and Gary Shirley and Kristina Anderson. Indiana’s own Modern Family, are we right? Things are going so well between them compared to years past that Gary actually told Amber that she and Matt should have a baby. Yes, this is the same Gary who confronted her about the fact that Matt Baier has nine kids by seven women she doesn’t know about. Clearly relations have improved between Portwood and her ex, but Gary’s suggestion unexpectedly opened up a whole new can of worms. “I can’t,” Amber said, and dropped it, but later told producers she was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and bipolar disorder. The long and short of it? Amber Portwood will likely remain on serious medication for the rest of her life to combat those mental conditions. Those drugs can harm fetus, but she couldn’t go off the drugs because the consequences are too severe, so new babies are off the table. That’s a tough, tough situation, but Amber and Matt – for all people say about them – were remarkably composed, positive and forward-looking. Farrah Abraham, meanwhile, is none of those things. She announced that she was going to pack and move in the same day to San Diego, California, because of her nosy neighbors in Texas. Despite the fact that her daughter has a whole life, and Farrah owns a frozen yogurt shop, furniture store and children’s boutique in Texas. “I don’t make bad choices,” Farrah insisted. No, girl. Of course you don’t. Not a one. Abraham even told her father later Michael that she is in fact moving to the Golden State, though we’re not holding our breath. Why? Because we know she loves the drama. Come on. This is a girl who gifts her mother a noose on camera. You think she wants to lead a quiet life away from prying eyes? Nah, bruh. Meanwhile, in Michigan, Catelynn and Tyler Baltierra threw a birthday party for daughter Nova, but their mind was on their next child. Tyler’s was, at least. Catelynn Lowell’s battle with postpartum depression after giving birth to Nova in 2015 has been very well documented. Beyond the PPD issue, which is serious, she also has a long-acting, reversible contraceptive device implanted, so that’s a consideration. Finally, Maci Bookout was actually trying to get her son Bentley to be more interested in spending time with his own dad, Ryan Edwards. Yes, we’ve reached the point where Ryan is actually putting in work, and Bookout is on good enough terms with Edwards to be receptive. If only it was that easy, though. You see, dude has been MIA for so long that Bentley’s gotten used to that and now thinks this is weird. Obviously, Ryan’s parents blamed Maci for Bentley’s absence at Thanksgiving without realizing that he himself had chosen not to go. Ryan, too, complained that he thought Maci was acting like a “punk” by keeping Bentley, calling it “unfair'” to girlfriend Mackenzie Standifer. Does he have a point? Yes and no. Eh, mostly no. Whose fault, at the end of the day, do you think the little boy’s indifference toward Ryan is? Edwards ought to check the nearest mirror. “If Bentley wanted to go with him, I’d let him in a heartbeat, but I’m not going to make him do it just to make Ryan feel better!” Maci vented. She’s right. Ryan made this bed and now he has to lie in it, because while he is putting forth a lot more effort lately, it’s very long overdue. You can’t fix years of being an absent d-bag overnight. Just keep doing what you’ve been doing and building the relationship, Ry Guy. Good things come in time. View Slideshow: Teen Mom: What Do the Dads Do for a Living?!
In case you were wondering if there’s any love lost between Teen Mom: OG firebrand Farrah Abraham and her MTV co-stars? No. There is no love lost. Speaking with In Touch Weekly in an explosive Facebook Love interview this week, Farrah was asked about several of her cast members. She didn’t hold back. Regarding persistent rumors that Tyler Baltierra cheated on Catelynn Lowell, Abraham added her two cents – and then some. If you missed it, a Teen Mom blind item that went viral online this winter suggested that Tyler had been unfaithful to his wife. According to reports, MTV decided not to pursue this because it wasn’t what the producers envisioned for the duo’s storyline. Dubious as that is, Farrah says she believes the rumors are in fact true – with a gigantic, scandalous twist no one saw coming. “Yeah, probably with a gay guy!” Farrah told In Touch shockingly . “Okay, that’s my thought. You need a minute to digest that.” Baltierra responded to the rumor initially by saying “it was dark and he was drunk” and he couldn’t recall if it was a guy or girl. He was kidding, as was Catelynn, who wrote, “Well since it’s out in the open @TylerBaltierra did cheat on me he’s busted.” All kidding aside, we doubt they’ll be laughing at the fact that Farrah basically called him gay and implied that this happened. Abraham wasn’t done there, either. Throwing gasoline on the pungent dumpster fire that is her ongoing feud with Amber Portwood, Farrah said of her wedding dress: “S–t … I must have fast forwarded right through that because I don’t even know what it looks like,” Abraham said of her rival. “I think her pink hair took away from the whole dress. It looks like a cheap hooker. I mean if you want to get married like that …” “Your choice then, have fun.” Farrah added that she will not be attending Amber’s fall wedding to Matt Baier (assuming those nuptials aren’t called off again). Abraham says that contrary to what her co-star might say, she is not invited … not that she has interest in being invited FWIW. “Why the hell would I go to somebody’s wedding that writes books about me? That’s a freak show,” she said. “I don’t speak to criminals.” View Slideshow: 37 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time “She keeps lying,” says Farrah, 25, of the forthcoming Mamber wedding. “They keep lying telling everyone saying that we are invited.” We, presumably, refers to Farrah and Simon Saran, her on-off BF? Or the rest of the OG and Teen Mom 2 cast members collectively? Personally, we can’t see Farrah and Simon getting an invite from AP after the Teen Mom reunion fight that involved their families last year. Either way, Farrah says good riddance: “Honestly, her and her criminal convict or whatever she is into … she can have that in her life and I’m fine being totally separate by that.” Vintage Farrah Abraham Word Salad. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
It’s been so hard to keep up with all of the relationship shenanigans of Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran, but let’s try anyway, OK? Otherwise how would we be able to enjoy outrageously dumb and alarming updates like these new wedding rumors? So let’s see, Farrah began dating Simon sometime towards the end of 2014, and it’s been madness ever since. They’ve broken up, gotten back together, gotten into nasty fights, said awful things about each other on social media and to the press, cozied up to each other whenever they thought it could get them a bit of attention. It seems like the unhealthiest of relationships , but darn it, we can never look away. And if these new photos of the (un)happy couple are anything to go by, it seems like we may never have to. That’s Farrah and Simon looking mighty friendly … in an Indian bridal boutique. That’s “bridal” as in “bride,” as in “wedding” as in “oh no no no, these two can’t possibly be planning on getting married, right?!” Simon posted a series of photos from the boutique — they’re apparently filming for his Teen Mom OG spin-off web series, Being Simon. His followers were quick to assume that the photos were evidence of an upcoming wedding. Some comments were sweet, things about how Farrah looks nice in the outfits and how “Indian weddings are sooooo lit!” But most of them weren’t so kind. “You really want to spend the rest of your life with her?” one person asked. “Look how she treats her own mom !!! Girl has NO respect…” Another person told him “You just destroyed Indian culture with one pic.” Several people advised him to run, which, you know, is pretty good advice. It looks like Farrah’s daughter, Sophia, also got in on the fun — Farrah shared this photo featuring her in her own Indian fashions: Could that be a flower girl ensemble? If you feel like maybe this whole thing is just another publicity stunt, there’s one more concerning piece of evidence: the bridal boutique shared the photos of Farrah on their own page. And they used the hashtag “Indian bride.” It’s all pretty scary to think about, but Farrah herself has come forward to deny the rumors, telling In Touch that she just wanted to learn about Simon’s culture. In fact, she told the publication that she’s not dating Simon right now, or anyone else, for that matter. When she was asked if she thought that she and Simon would eventually settle down together, she said “No, I don’t really plan to.” “I paid for my own ring — I can just do it all on my own and marry myself, really. That would be the best honeymoon, the best life — it’ll be good!” Hey, whatever works, girl. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
When we first learned that Farrah Abraham would appear on Marriage Boot Camp , our initial reaction could be summed up with the letters “W,” “T,” and “F.” After all, Farrah’s not married, and she’s currently not even in a relationship (though the fact that she was single didn’t stop her from appearing on VH1’s Couple’s Therapy). Then we found out that this was the “family edition” of the show, and we went from confused to way too excited. You see, Farrah’s family is almost as messed up as Farrah herself. For starters, her parents spend an inordinate amount of time together despite being divorced. On top of that, Farrah’s mother, Debra Danielsen wants to be a rapper , while her father, Michael Abraham, is basically a human doormat. Michael and Debra can’t quite rise to Farrah’s level of insanity, but they make a noble effort, and we commend them for it. Of course, in order to get a feel for just how emotionally unstable a person is, you have to get them out of their comfort zone and put them in the presence of someone who will call them on their bullsh-t. Enter Kendra Wilkinson. Kendra has plenty of messed-up marriage experience, but she’s appearing on Marriage Boot Camp in order to sort out her issues with her mother – and to lock horns with Farrah. In a recent interview, Kendra opened up about her time on set with the Abrahams, and she’s not shy about admitting that she wanted absolutely nothing to do with them. (Which is, of course, the perfect reaction to being forced to spend time with Farrah and her family.) “I respect everybody and their situation and their problems. But, I don’t know, I didn’t really – their whole little thing, I wanted to not be in the same room with them,” Kendra told People magazine. The shade-throwing continued when Kendra basically pulled a Mariah, claiming she didn’t know anything about Farrah before they shot Marriage Boot Camp together: “I don’t watch her or anything so I wanted to start from scratch when it came to meeting other celebrities from the house,” she explained. “I don’t like coming from judgment, I like to just know people – starting from scratch, not who they are, what they do on TV.” Kendra proceeded to drop the mic by basically saying the Abrahams faked their drama for the cameras: “I didn’t trust it,” Wilkinson said. “I like real and raw. They were cool, I just kind of stayed away.” View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs That’s some grade-A trash talk. We think Farrah may have finally met her match. Watch Marriage Boot Camp online to see two of reality TV’s angriest women butt heads.
Melissa McCarthy is a pretty big star, with countless opportunities to do big movies, high-paying TV gigs … but still, she manages to find time every once in a while to stop by Saturday Night Live. For the past couple of months, Melissa has been coming on the show to do just the loveliest impression of White House press secretary Sean Spicer. And this week, considering the mess that the real Sean Spicer got himself into, we were extra glad to see her. In case you missed it, Spicer has made some questionable comments about Hitler — about how he never used chemical weapons like Syria. He also referred to concentration camps as “Holocaust centers.” Yes, for real. His statements were obviously horrible and wrong and really just inexcusable, but we're glad Melissa was able to make light of them. And in an Easter bunny costume, no less! In the skit, Spicer makes a statement to apologize for the Hitler comments. “Everybody shut up so I can apologize,” he screams. “Yes, you all got your wish this week, didn't you, huh? Spicy finally made a mistake.” As for the “Holocaust centers” statement, Spicer says that “duh,” he knows that's not what they're really called. They're called concentration clubs! After clearing the air about the his earlier speech, he tries to make things right by telling the story of Passover, and … well, it doesn't go well. Watch Melissa be smiply amazing in the clip below:
Farrah Abraham doesn’t get along with her Teen Mom OG costars. It’s a constant battle of Farrah vs. Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell and Maci Bookout, and we all know that. It’s pretty established at this point. For the past couple of weeks leading up to tomorrow night’s season premiere of the show, the feud has been heating up, with the other girls bashing Farrah in the press. Farrah responds with a statement about how she’s better than the other girls and how she’s above engaging with them, but she inevitably throws in an insult, proving that she’s not above it. It’s been a wild ride. But late last night, Farrah threw herself back into the fray, totally unprovoked. And it was … well, it was a little confusing, what with her complete inability to form a coherent thought . It was also very, very messy. “It’s Hilarity how I single handily made more views & ratings then all three stooges on @TeenMom,” she wrote on Twitter. “And make more ratings then 1offs sh!” … Girl . For one, we’re loving the phrase “It’s Hilarity,” and she should trademark it immediately in an attempt to pretend it was intentional (the reality is that she just doesn’t understand how words work). Two, if she does “single handily” get more views than Amber, Catelynn and Maci, AKA the Three Stooges, it’s because people can’t look away from a good trainwreck . Three, why is she calling the other moms one-offs? Is it because they haven’t expanded their reality show fame into porn stardom? Four — hey, we told you this is messy — she shared this message along with a photo of poor little Sophia’s Easter basket. Why? It’s hard to say. Why does Farrah do any of the things she does? But while her message was convoluted and dumb and generally just terrible, her followers still got the gist of it. And they were not down for Farrah’s Easter ego party. Some brave person gave her the cold, hard truth, writing “Nobody’s watching you because we think you’re talented, nice or a good mom. You’re more like a trainwreck. Bad but we can’t look away.” Many people told her that while they did watch Teen Mom OG, they skipped Farrah’s segments altogether. “Ratings are all you’ll ever be,” another person explained. “You’re just a pawn in MTV’s eyes. Drama brings ratings, so thank you for giving us great footage!” Then someone asked the real question of the evening: “Wtf does this have to do with your child’s Easter basket!?!” Honestly, the odds are that we will never know the answer to that. But don’t worry, we’re sure Farrah will do another dumb thing soon to take our minds off this nonsense. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Farrah Abraham is the absolute worst, as evidenced by every single thing she’s ever done since becoming pregnant at the tender age of 16. She’s terrible — you know it, we know it, and her fellow Teen Mom stars certainly know it . For years now, Farrah has had issues with Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, and Maci Bookout. The feud reached a boiling point in 2015 when the show was revived: originally Farrah wasn’t going to be part of it, and when producers brought her back, Maci threatened to quit filming altogether. Farrah, though she’d never say as much, seemed to be really offended by the idea that she was (and is) so horrible that Maci would leave the show, and since then, she’s been at odds with the other girls. And it certainly didn’t help anything when she and Amber got into a physical fight at the Teen Mom reunion show last year. So now we’re in this pattern where someone says something harsh but true about Farrah, then Farrah responds by either pretending she’s above it all, or by getting even dirtier. And that’s how we have this brand new interview with Amber, Catelynn, and Maci — all about you-know-who. When the ladies were asked about Farrah, Catelynn brilliantly responded with “Farrah who? Farrah Fawcett?” “She’s dead. Rest in peace. She was beautiful. Farrah Fawcett is dead. I love Amber and Maci, but poor Farrah Fawcett. Rest in peace.” Oh, the shade of it all! Amber kept it real, as always, saying “Me, Maci and Catelynn have always been good. Farrah, she’s just Farrah.” “It’s kind of like a non-issue, non-thing anymore.” Maci agreed, adding “It’s kind of one of those things like out of sight, out of mind.” But Maci — sweet, kind Maci — also said “I want the best for her and I think she does bring something to the show.” (Hint: it’s ratings. Everyone loves a good trainwreck, and there’s no trainwreck quite like Farrah .) “Not everyone is going to relate to me or Catelynn,” she continued. “The more different stories that can come together, the more relatable we’re going to be to everyone.” “I just don’t really have a relationship with her.” Fair enough, right? Not for Farrah. After hearing about this interview, Farrah made a new statement, explaining “I live my life separately and I think that’s the best way.” “Like I’ve said, I think we all need to create our own positive, healthy, happy environment in which they don’t fit in. So again, I want no part of their rounds and rounds of immaturity.” If she sounds testy, that’s because she gave a similar statement earlier this week after Amber and Catelynn theorized that she ” needs help, like severe counseling .” After that interview, Farrah said “I will not be including myself in discussions about what they say or have that circle of never-ending immaturity and unprofessionalism.” “It’s unfortunate that I have other cast members who are hateful towards women, and I just don’t want to belong or associate with that.” Oh, Farrah. Simple, ignorant, unbelievably terrible Farrah. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Last week, Amber Portwood discussed her upcoming wedding in a candid interview with People magazine. In a surprising move, she revealed that she would be inviting all of her Teen Mom co-stars to the ceremony. It was an unexpected announcement, as the last time Amber and Farrah Abraham were under the same roof, they had to be physically restrained from attacking one another. Needless to say, it was widely expected that Farrah’s name would be left off the guest list. But hey, maybe Amber saw this as a chance to bury the hatchet and be the bigger person. Unfortunately, she’s dealing with Farrah Abraham, a person who will always take the opportunity to unearth the hatchet and re-bury it between your shoulder blades. First, Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, slammed Amber’s invitation (likely working under orders from Farrah), tweeting that the attending the wedding would be akin to going to a circus. (Not the most blistering burn, but insult comedy has never been Simon’s strong suit.) Now, Farrah is going in on Amber herself, and she’s really showing Simon how it’s done: “They lie and they need to stop using me to get attention for their wedding and book,” Abraham said of Amber and her fiance , Matt Baier, during a recent interview with Radar Online. “I want nothing to do with their criminal behavior or lying evil groups of people they associate with.” As if her feelings weren’t already perfectly clear, Farrah added: “I’m happy both the scam artists can be a happily married criminal couple!” It’s unclear exactly what sort of criminal behavior Farrah believes the Portwoods are involved in. She might be referring to Baier’s child support issues and status as one of the nation’s top deadbeat dads. Or maybe she’s just decided to brand these two criminals because she likes the way it sounds, sort of like how Trump likes doling out catchy nicknames like Lyin’ Ted or Crooked Hillary. We may never know for sure. Farrah’s a complicated woman. And by “complicated,” we mean that she’s almost certainly clinically insane. Whatever the case, this will teach Amber that you really can’t make nice with crazy. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of just how bonkers Farrah really is.
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