Farrah Abraham is a classy mother – the kind of woman who would get pregnant at 16 strictly to get on MTV show and become a magical celebrity no one really cared about – until the sex tape came out and made me a ton of fucking money because Gawker linked me thanks the exclusive squirt video I posted – because I am a leader in the sex tape scene – but n oone knows or cares or bothers to give me the credit I deserve, not that I really deserve any credit, without all these whores – and their hard work whoring – I would have nothing…. So here she is showing her twat at the pool in Vegas, as good, sound, classy moms who do porn do….because she matters and people care about her asshole…I mean…not really..but we all seemed into watching her horse face fuck and that’s gotta count for something! Solid facetune BUY THE SEX TAPE GET ME RICH and PART 2 The post Farrah Abraham Slutting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney may be a rich girl from Florida who managed to network her way into rich guys who got her jobs using really strategic tools like her massive natural tits…. America loves tits, she is tits, and she speaks to the trashy wasteland that is the majority of America…the Energy drinking…pick-up driving Americans…the same people that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore and Farrah Abraham….Hooters and bootleg versions of hooters you’d expect McKInney to work at since she’s not that hot but has huge tits in a society built on celebrating tits…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love… This is the American dream..and it’s out there calling the paparazzi and posing while she gasses up in Yoga looking poses, because it gets her attention she needs to sustain her tits being famous…in a world where tits are endangered because tits are hated by feminists unless they are on fat chicks…and they decided that tits being the sole reason girls get paid…is bad – even though we can all agree it’s great…just the girl they are attached to isn’t… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Pays the Paparazzi To Get Gas With Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The members of YACHT, an L.A. musical duo, are selling their own sex tape after they claim that someone stole it and posted it online. To be clear, Jona Bechtolt and Claire L. Evans, who are also in a romantic relationship, would prefer no one actually watch the video. But, if you must, do not watch it via torrent. “We beg of you to download the video, Louis C.K.-style, directly from us,” the duo urges. The sex tape, they claim, fell into the wrong hands “ due to a series of technological missteps and one morally abject person.” “Claire and I, who have been romantic and artistic partners since 2006, made a ‘sex tape.’ It was intended for us only.” “We don’t feel the need to justify the reason we made it.” “Anyone reading this who has been in a long term partnership understands that preserving the relationship is an ever-changing and challenging thing.” “It’s especially difficult when the lines between career and romance are as merged as ours are.” “The financial pressures that we’ve been under, which de facto extend into our extracurricular lives, created a circumstance in which we felt like we needed a bit of an escape from the day-to-day.” “So we turned on a camera, became naked, and had sex.” View Slideshow: 23 Celebrities Who Are Also Amateur Porn Stars “We assumed that we were the only people who would be privy to that video. I guess we were naive. Now you have the option to be privy to that video.” “For us, that’s a shame.” “We feel like art is an act of generosity. The art we make for the public is for that expressed purpose.” “And now we’re in an awkward situation where the art that we made for us and us alone is being viewed by anyone who has the inclination to hit play.” Following a “true and humiliating blurring of the public and private,” the couple claims it initiated legal proceedings against the person who stole it. In the meantime, they add, “our hope is that you fundamentally understand that choice and you choose not to view a private act that was inadvertently made public.” “We hope you understand that this is not a delicious scandal. This is an exploitation.” Evans and Bechtolt then noted that they posted it themselves, on a site where it’s available for purchase: “This video is out there now.” “We can’t change that. But we can try to be ‘as YACHT as possible’ about it and take some kind of ownership over what has happened.” “So we’re asking you one thing: if you feel like you 100% have to see this tape, don’t stream it on some tube site, or download a torrent.” The site where the video can be purchased reads: If you’re here, it’s because you want to see a sex tape made by Claire Evans and Jona Bechtolt of the band YACHT. That’s okay – we’re not here to judge. View Slideshow: 9 Surprising Sex Tape Stars: It’s Not Just Kim! A video that we made privately has been released to the public. We have commenced legal proceedings against the individual who made it available without our consent. That said, we don’t have any illusion that this tape is ever going to vanish completely from the internet. Instead, we’ve created a platform for you to purchase and download the video directly from us. If you absolutely must see this video, we ask that you refrain from downloading it from a torrent, or streaming it on a tube site. Controlling how this video is seen, and who profits from it, is the only form of agency we have left over this exploitative situation. Please do the right thing. Thank you for your support. With love and respect, Claire and Jona While profiting from amateur porn is not new – see the Kim Kardashian sex tape – the band’s tactic reflects an understanding of the marketplace. It’s also refreshingly honest compared to, say, certain people trying to tell us that the Farrah Abraham sex tape was “leaked” unintentionally. Plus, these two are totes in love! Kind of makes you want to download the thing and open a nice bottle of wine with your partner, doesn’t it? Wait, was that out loud? View Slideshow: 13 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Only Exist in Your Dreams
Hollywood has produced a long list of great mothers, to be sure. These women are not on it, though. No sir, no ma'am. No way. Think we're being too harsh, or maybe not giving them a chance? We beg to differ. Scroll through this slideshow of the worst this town has to offer and try to decide not whether everyone on it is a terrible mom … … but who is the worst of the worst. The competition is stiff. In honor of Mother's Day, let's look at the contenders! 1. Kate Gosselin Kate Gosselin has eight children. And given her non-stop string of questionable behavior and shameless antics, we feel sorry for each and every one of them. Sorry, we’re not buying the “working mom” bit … there are ways to work and put food on the table while still being a more tolerable human being who sets a better example. Jon is not exactly a prize himself but let’s be real. 2. Kris Jenner Kris Jenner is sort of evil. Okay, more than sort of. She likes using her kids to make a lot of money. There’s a reason they call her the Momager, and why she is trying to trademark the term Momager … and why the Kardashian and Jenner children act the way they do, with the priorities they seem to embody. 3. Dina Lohan Dina Lohan is responsible for Lindsay Lohan. What else needs to be said? Well, this: Dina Lohan is a wannabe Momager … sort of like a less shrewd, less intelligent, substance abuse-ravaged version of Kris Jenner. 4. Jenelle Evans Jenelle Evans, mother to two sons, only has custody of one of them because of her train wreck past, and while many young moms turn things around, she continues to rack up arrests – 15, at least, by our count – to this day, and remains as unstable as when she first burst onto the Teen Mom 2 scene. If not more so. 5. Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham has starred in a sex tape AND brought a life into the world. Not many women can say that … well, actually a decent number of celebrities can these days. But Farrah has taken it to a new level, not just with her porn career, but with the associated lies she tells about it, and the way she conducts herself on a daily basis, including with regards to Sophia, her daughter. Her poor, innocent daughter. 6. Nadya Suleman Nadya Suleman is best known as the Octomom, because she had eight kids at one time. And boy do they look happy at this party. But it should be the SUCK-tomom, because she already had six children she couldn’t support before she had eight more implanted inside her clown car uterus by a shady doctor to a total of 14. Which she can’t support and occasionally commits welfare fraud on behalf of. While being an embarrassment to America and humanity as a whole. We could go on. View Slideshow
I used to have this racist joke where I would tell everyone that every black actor was Denzel Washington, so whenever I would reference a black actor I would say “It’s like when Denzel Washington played Bill Cosby on the Cosby Show”…or “Did you see Denzel playing Chris Rock, what a joker”…and it would offend every white person I would say it to.. It wasn’t an all black people look the same, even though someone told me that all races think everyone of the other race look the same, it’s just the white people who get the hate for it… It was more a commentary that Hollywood chooses one black person to play the token black character so that the can’t be called racist…I’ve heard on set they call them “the black panther”…or something equally racist… But obviously, I’m always the bad guy…even though Don Cheadle is the one banging the fuck out of this white girl on House of Lies…winning the award for inter racial sex of the day.. Nicky Whelan is an Australian who I think did her best work for this PRE FAMOUS MICRO BIKINI SHOOT …but in the early 2000s, I used to jerk off to micro bikini shoots so it speaks to my soul…black on blonde fetishes hasn’t really happened yet, seeing as I don’t have a blonde wife I want to see destroyed by huge cock…but every blonde girl I know…LOVES this man dingo fetish shit…take it in. The post Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is a bikini model, who has done very little beyond being in Sports Illustrated, except maybe a lot of dudes with a lot of money for either a by the hour or per orgasm rate, but then again, she’s a “published model”, they usually like their hooking to feel more like “casual dating” and their rent being paid is just gifts from the billionaires they let cum on their faces… I am not a fan of Nina Agdal for a few reasons, the main one being she’s got this retard head or forehead that looks like it should be in a bike helmet at all times so that she doesn’t damage the little part of her brain that still works…you know like she’s got special needs and is doing this model thing due to a special work program or some affirmative action program where the media need to hire at least 1 retard per bikini magazine issue, 1/2 a black person, 3 fat chicks and a tranny to keep everyone happy… We live in a world that panders to the offended person, instead of telling the offended person to fuck off and to stop being such a pussy bitch, people control and craft content around the offended person so not to offend, even if they are being totally irrational in being offended – so we need representation of all people to avoid controversy…bullshit.. We also live in a world where being in a magazine, celebrated by a magazine, that doesn’t even pay you, can boost your ego into some terrible unappreciative, brat from Denmark where she should be sent back because she’s done here… But she’s got a nice tight body, not necessarily tight to penetrate, but tight due to fitness, since being fit is her one task she needs to maintain… I guess this is her bullshit fitness routine…for her social media that she can sell to advertisers because a bikini model doesn’t have much more to share of any substance beyond monetizing and objectifying their bodies / ass / tits / vagina via boyfriends… This is so basic and desperate…and you love it because I said you do. The post Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos… Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE … The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid….. But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores… This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE The post Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos… Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE … The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid….. But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores… This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE The post Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These days, it’s not uncommon for celebrities to come up with a collective name for their fans. For example, Lady Gaga has her “Little Monsters” and Justin Bieber’s got “Beliebers,” and their followers wear the moniker proudly. And then there’s Farrah Abraham. The two-bit reality TV personality has chosen the name “RahRahs” to describe her fans, alluding to the last syllable of her first name, but it doesn’t seem to be catching on. The Teen Mom OG star used the indicator in her last two Instagram posts, trying hard to make it a thing. “Thanks for all your support my #RAHRAHS” she wrote in the caption of an image promoting her social media accounts. “Can you guess what I’m up to next from my #snapchat love all my #RahRahs,” she captioned a second post. However, upon clicking the presumptuous hashtag, one is taken to a collection of posts primarily depicting cheerleaders. In fact, the only two entries that have anything to do with Farrah are the ones she posted herself. Let’s see if it’s taking off on Twitter. Aha! We see the hashtag used by a fan here! That’s right, a fan. As in, one. It’s a direct tweet to Farrah in reply to her hashtagged tweet, coming from @WhitneysTruLove, a user who claims to have been Whitney Houston’s married life partner. Welp, you gotta hand it to the woman. Fail as she might, Farrah is unrelenting in her attempts to drum up publicity for herself, whether she’s trying to resurrect old beefs with Nicki Minaj or starring in Easter Bunny porn . Sorry, Farrah, much like “fetch,” #rahrahs just isn’t going to happen. View Slideshow: 31 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
She was one of eight women who accused James Deen of sexually assaulting them. Yesterday, sources close to the Detroit native told Adult Video News that the 31-year-had ” passed away peacefully in her sleep” over the weekend. It’s unclear if her time of death took place on Saturday evening or Sunday morning. An autopsy will be conducted to determine the cause. Last December, Rayne revealed to the Daily Beast how Deen raped her in the middle of a sex scene. “‘We’re friends now and I’ll sometimes bring it up as a joke and you can see it makes him physically uncomfortable when I do, so he does realize something was wrong that day,” Rayne explained. “I thought it was an insecurity phase. He was just starting out, he was still a young punk kid coming in and I still didn’t know what the game was. “His face twisted and he came down on my face two times- close-fisted,” she recalled, added that he penetrated her so violently that she had to get stitches after. “He just starts shoving things in to the point where he ripped it and I bled everywhere. There was so much blood I couldn’t finish the scene.” One of Deen’s ex-girlfriends, Joanna Angel tweeted that Deen is “dead on the inside and dead to me. He’s literally the worst person I’ve ever met.” Farrah Abraham also claims that Deen “drugged, raped and abused” her when they were dating in 2013. Deen has denied any wrongdoing. A few of Rayne’s tweets before her death indicated heartbreak over losing her horse.. “The hardest thing you’ll ever learn in life is how to say goodbye even though you’re not ready to..Luuk.. Thank you for everything,” she wrote. “dont know how to say goodbye right now but I can say thank you for reminding me how much fun it was to fly.” The night before her death, Rayne tweeted about her friends checking in on her. “Girlfriend calls me and after I answer ‘hello?” Goes ‘oh shit…That’s it..Unlock your gate, Im coming over with wine, cookie dough & pizza.” Our thoughts are with Rayne’s friends and family. Farrah Abraham on James Deen
