Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self… What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self… What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Farrah Abraham made me a lot of money with this SEX TAPE …and HER OTHER SEX TAPE …so in a lot of ways, I like to think we’re business partners… Apparently, she’s at it again, because these are from her on set, where I guess she’s doing some lesbian shit with a terrifying looking girl.. But I guess it’s possible this isn’t for a sex tape, even though the sex tape is the only thing that’s made her money the last 5 years, and it feeds her sex addiction that got her pregnant as a teen in the first place..addicted to the cum… I know she’s a fame whore, bottom feeder, but I shouldn’t talk about my business partner like this… I can just hope this is a MASSIVE hit and makes me my YACHT money, because I deserve YACHT money from some hooker exploiting herself…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Farrah Abraham in Lingerie on Set for New Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Farrah Abraham made me a lot of money with this SEX TAPE …and HER OTHER SEX TAPE …so in a lot of ways, I like to think we’re business partners… Apparently, she’s at it again, because these are from her on set, where I guess she’s doing some lesbian shit with a terrifying looking girl.. But I guess it’s possible this isn’t for a sex tape, even though the sex tape is the only thing that’s made her money the last 5 years, and it feeds her sex addiction that got her pregnant as a teen in the first place..addicted to the cum… I know she’s a fame whore, bottom feeder, but I shouldn’t talk about my business partner like this… I can just hope this is a MASSIVE hit and makes me my YACHT money, because I deserve YACHT money from some hooker exploiting herself…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Farrah Abraham in Lingerie on Set for New Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier this week, Farrah Abraham sat for a discussion with podcaster and noted douche-monster Nik Richie. The interview gained attention online due to Farrah’s claim that she’s “surpassed” Kim Kardashian in terms of popularity and general famewhoring (she might be half right). But because we’re committed to seeing just how deep Ms. Abraham’s idiocy goes, we forced ourselves to listen to the entire podcast, which as it went on began to sound less like an interview and more like Farrah and Richie competing for the title of “Nickelback of Human Beings.” First, Farrah cleared up the little whoopsie that happened last week, when she falsely accused a man of raping her . “I wasn’t raped,” she told Richie. “I felt like I was getting raped…I felt like I almost got raped. You’re violating me by looking at me. Don’t act like a rapist … I have a severe problem with that.” Ooooooh….she only felt like she was getting raped because she didn’t like the way an Uber driver was looking at her. It’s kinda like how we felt like we were being murdered listening to his podcast. We almost called 911, but then we remembered there’s a big difference between being the victim of a crime and imagining you’re the victim of a crime. Anyway, it doesn’t get much worse than making light of rape, but Farrah tossed in some casual racism just to remind us how repugnant she can be. While talking about the Farrah Abraham line of sex toys (yes, she’s selling molds of her lady parts), Nic informed Farrah that “there’s no way any black guys can penetrate you.” Classy as always, she replied, “I don’t do that with them .” Yes, that’s Farrah for you. At this point, it shouldn’t be surprising when she says something awful, but somehow it still is. View Slideshow: 31 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
Farrah Abraham is hilarious! She doesn’t know it, and she isn’t trying to be, but she just gave us the biggest laugh we’ve had today. In a new interview on the Nik Richie podcast , the host asks the Teen Mom OG star if she puts herself in the same category as Kim Kardashian in terms of ability to command public attention. “I’ve been beating out Kim on a lot of things,” Farrah replies, although she doesn’t explain what these “things” are. “Do you think you’ve surpassed Kim Kardashian?” asks Richie. “I think I’ve surpassed her in certain aspects,” she replies, again not specifying how. “Then again, I conduct myself and my brand in a different way and my life in a very different journey.” If this little tete-a-tete proves anything, it’s that Farrah doesn’t have a very first grasp of either the English language or reality. First of all, Kim may be a narcissistic, overly-vain attention hound, but she’s not a delusional psychopath who lies about rape and screams obscenities at anyone who looks at her sideways. Secondly, annoying as she may be, Kim is an A-lister who would never appear on the podcast of some no-name who you have to Google in order to figure out his claim to fame is writing a blog about porn stars. We asked Kim what she thought about Farrah’s comparison, and this was her response: We will give Farrah one thing, though: she does have a knack for grabbing attention. Unfortunately, it’s because her behavior is so batshit bonkers you have to see it to believe it, and because ‘Murrica just can’t look away from a train wreck. View Slideshow: 31 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
On The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 10, Ben Higgins had to face the music from all the women he has cut loose thus far here in 2016. As always, if you want to know who wins Ben’s final final rose on the finale … there was not a lot in this two hours of filler for you. Then again, The Bachelor spoilers have you covered. Hard. If you prefer to remain spoiler-free … don’t click the link above, but feel free to read our recap of the nonsense that is the Women Tell All . In the aftermath of the overnight dates, The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 10 saw Mr. Higgins and other familiar faces in the hot seat. If you watch The Bachelor online , you know how this annual prelude to the finale goes, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t highlights. Yes, season after season, the filler is mundane, but at least we know Rachel is still Unemployed, and Tiara is still a Chicken Enthusiast. We also got to revisit Jubilee, a.k.a. Jubs, who became a fan favorite with many viewers, but not a favorite among the girls in the house. Jami and Amber claimed Jubilee called herself “the real black girl,” and saying things like “you’re not black enough” to Jami and Amber. Lace, a.k.a. the Crazy Girl from earlier this season, and Olivia Caridi, who claimed her insane title and then some, both made appearances. In Olivia’s case, she didn’t come across as sympathetic as she’d (probably) hoped, but she did get a chance to apologize to her co-stars. There was at least a little self-awareness there, no? Also, Becca Tilley forgot which season she was on and referred to The Bachelor as Chris (Soules) in a blooper shown to the audience. Just imagine when Nick Viall returns for a third season and woos Caila Quinn The Bachelorette this summer. He’s destined to do this. And finally, Ben Higgins is engaged !! To someone! We don’t know who, of course, but he flat out said that he would marry the person he chose tomorrow if he could. So it’s going well. Or he’s putting on a good front. One or the other. Who do you think Ben will pick? Who should he pick? Hit the comments below to discuss, and yes, read the spoilers above for answers . View Slideshow: The Bachelor & Bachelorette: 26 Most Stunning Exits
The latest, iconic season of Teen Mom OG is now a part of history, but Dr. Drew is back to pick up the pieces in the post-mortem reunion. Last week, Farrah Abraham broke down as she recalled the events of the past year. On the docket for Monday’s Part II? Where to begin … As expected Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley – and Amber’s fiance Matt Baier – battled it out in front of the cameras Monday night. The lovebirds and enemies have been embroiled in an epic beef, with Gary calling Matt’s life “trash” and saying he’s a deadbeat dad. Rumors have been circulating for months to that effect. Amber categorically explained that her man does not have seven children, or eight, as some sources claim … Matt Baier has five kids. Whom he has never abandoned, thankyouverymuch. Gary, of course, blindsided Amber with a report that Baier has seven kids on the show – a tactic Matt called him out for on the reunion. “I was completely shocked because I’m thinking in my head, ‘Oh, my God – this man has seven kids. He lied to me,'” Amber explained. Matt’s explanation: “Those are really painful memories for me, so I kinda pushed them aside. It gets made to be more seedy than it really was.” “Oh, ‘He had children when he was younger, and then he abandoned them in despair.’ That’s not what happened. They have families.” “They were raised in wonderful families. I would have done nobody any good being around them back then. Five. There’s five total.” Despite Matt calling his baby mamas publicity hungry and denouncing many of the rumors as a “fallacy,” Gary Shirley wasn’t buying it. “We’re dealing with your whole life of trash too, though,” he said. “How can a man adore my kid but not his own, his own flesh and blood?” A fair question, even if his tactics and tone need work. Dr. Drew ended up having to sit between Matt and Gary, registering around an 8.5 on the unintentional comedic awkwardness scale. Gary Shirley: Matt Baier’s Life is Trash! Teen Mom Sneak Peek: Matt Baier Has A LOT of Kids! Meanwhile, the video of Catelynn Lowell calling Farrah Abraham a hoebag was addressed, as was Tyler Baltierra’s suicide attempt. Regarding the latter, Tyler revealed that he attempted to take his own life in middle school … only his attempt to hang himself failed. “I thought once I jumped, my neck’s just gonna snap, and that’s gonna be straight … I’m gonna be done,” the reality star explained. “When I jumped, and I’m struggling, and I can’t touch the ground, you know what I mean? I was like, ‘Oh, my God … this isn’t what I want.” Tyler, who also admitted to being a “cutter,” said he tried to hide his injuries, but that his found him with “a rope burn from ear to ear.” Meanwhile, Catelynn spoke of her own struggle with depression, saying she also contemplated suicide until Tyler pulled her out of it. “He was the one who made me go see a psychologist,” she said, driving home just how much they’ve been through, and care for each other. As for Tyler’s dad Butch? “Last time I see my ma, she’s flying through a kitchen window,” he told Dr. Drew via video chat last night. Wait … what in the … ? “[My father] thought that my ma was sleeping with the neighbor, Earl. He had a steel hand. He was hardcore.” These days, “my life is just so great right now, my soul can barely handle it,” he said. “I feel that I’m very adolescent … I try to stay in shape.” “I get a lot of response from the Instagram and the Twitter.” Dr. Drew said it best: “Slow clap for Butch for just about everything he’s said.” As for Farrah and Catelynn and their epic shade? There were insults and accusations thrown, and clearly there’s some bad blood here. It all culminated in Farrah uttering the all-time iconic sentence: “I don’t even go out of my way to engage in this conversation. Goodbye.” Apparently that did the trick. Cate apologized for saying “hurtful things” and said she “had a buzz,” and Farrah accepted this. #Blessed. View Slideshow: 31 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
This effing FAMILY! Earlier this week, Courtney Stodden accused her mom Krista Keller of trying to steal her husband Doug Hutchison. Keller has denied the accusation and now claims that the 55-year-old actor is the one who came on to her, and even said he dreamed of a good old fashioned mother-daughter three-way. “He was asking me to stay there with him and saying that he’s had fantasies of having both Courtney and me ,” Keller told Us Weekly . Sorry, we should’ve warned you to have a barf bag at the ready. As we know, Stodden married Hutchison, who is 34 years her senior, at the tender age of 16 – and Keller approved. Many have pegged Keller as a fame-hungry stage mom who encouraged the union in order to secure a place in the spotlight. Keller reveals that three months after the wedding, Stodden wanted out of the marriage. “She goes, ‘He’s mean, he’s crabby, he’s old, he’s disgusting,” Keller said of Stodden. “‘And I want to be with people my own age.'” “And this was a hard time for Doug, so Doug was reaching out to me because I was right next door, and I was there for him emotionally,” she continued. “You know, it looked like every time [there were issues with Courtney], Doug wanted to talk with me — I don’t know if Courtney much liked it, but I was there for him when she wasn’t.” Keller admits that while she and the former Lost actor “bonded emotionally,” she decided to take a step back when he brought up the threesome. “I thought, ‘Oh, my God — this is headed in not a good direction,'” she said. “So I’m the one that actually decided to step away and encourage Doug to find help somewhere else.” Incredibly, Stodden recently said that her marriage was going strong , but we wonder if she’ll change her mind after hearing her mom’s new accusations. You can watch Stodden and Keller hash out all their dysfunction on The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition , airing Tuesdays at 10 p.m. EST on Lifetime.
Friggin’ Scott Disick. Yesterday, we learned of some unfavorable reports that Scott was drinking in Mexico with a number of model-type women – certainly not a move to keep him in the good graces of his ex Kourtney Kardashian. And in fact, judging by her tweet last night, Kourtney may have heard about some of these accounts. “A smile hides my pain, a hug masks my heartache, and a laugh covers my tears,” she wrote on Twitter. Scott’s baby mama had agreed to let him co-parent their three young children, with the provision that he lay off the alcohol and drugs. So, what does this mean for the Lord’s future involvement in their kids’ lives? Well, Scott is going on the defensive, telling People he is not on a ” crazy mission of destruction .” “The truth is I never lied and said that I was never going to have a beer again,” he said. “I never said I was never going to have a cigarette again. I never lied and said I was never going to go to the beach again. I never lied and said I was not going to be around my friends and their girlfriends and girls and friends.” He maintains that he is drinking responsibly and is irritated by rumors depicting him as some crazy drinking machine. “I’m not out here trying to get wasted, but you know what, I will have a beer on the beach,” he said. “I’m not doing drugs, I’m not doing anything insane, so I think people just need to relax.” Spoken like a true alcoholic. Okay, to be fair, it’s possible he was just having a couple drinks and chillaxing. But he does have a history of abuse , and more importantly, he has three children he needs to protect. How does he think these stories might affect them? “I’m not sure I can stay home every single night at 32 years old and be sane,” he added. Tell that to Kourtney, Scott. And, ya know, the judge presiding over your custody battle. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 21 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
