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Farrah Abraham Announces Bad B-tch Tour Featuring "Lingerie DJ Sets"

Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth.  Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but  threatened  promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide.  25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Farrah Abraham Announces Bad B-tch Tour Featuring "Lingerie DJ Sets"

Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth.  Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but  threatened  promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide.  25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Farrah Abraham Speaks on Middle East Conflict, Outlines Road Map to Peace

Step aside John Kerry, because Farrah Abraham is speaking out on the violent conflict in the Middle East and how to bring peace to the war-torn region. With the death toll in Gaza climbing by the hour and Israel at loggerheads with Hamas, there’s no time to lose. Fortunately, we now have a road map to peace: Farrah Abraham on Middle East Peace While it’s a bit unfair, and perhaps even mean-spirited, to ask Farrah Abraham about peace in the Middle East, she could’ve sidestepped the question. Being Farrah Abraham , of course, she did not do so, instead proceeding to ramble on for a minute and a half spewing complete and utter nonsense. Highlights from the Teen Mom star’s epic foreign policy analysis : She’s dated people from both sides of the conflict (?!) They need a “common goal of not being religious” The fighting is partly a religious thing, partly a pride thing and partly an egotistical thing, but whole economies are suffering as a result What they need to do is look at those parts of their society and “maybe just not want to kill each other and get rid of somebody like Hitler” There you have it. In her defense, Farrah is less familiar with Peace Agreements than Piece of A$$ Agreements, if you know what we’re talking about. We’re talking about her signing a porn contract with Vivid. The big winner in all of this, at the end of the day? Selena Gomez’s Palestine Tweet , which now makes the pop star look like a regular Henry Kissinger. 21 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

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9 Famous Teen Moms Who WEREN’T on Teen Mom

Move over,  Farrah Abraham . Sit down, Jenelle Evans . There are some new teen moms on the block who didn’t get famous by becoming train wrecks and porn stars famous for their stints on reality television. Okay, so ONE of them was a reality TV star… but she went on to win Grammy awards and appear on Broadway so we’ll give her a pass on the whole reality thing. Check out 9 famous teen moms who  weren’t on Teen Mom and yet who still were teen moms. Got it? Good. Flip around now: 9 Celebrity Teen Moms 1. Bristol Palin Bristol Palin’s pregnancy rocked her mother’s Vice Presidential campaign when Sarah Palin ran on a ticket of abstinence… while her daughter was pregnant at 18.

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Miley Cyrus Disses Selena Gomez On Stage?!

Miley Cyrus performed in Milan last night – and, based on the video below, it seems the unpredictable pop star is looking to ignite yet another celebrity feud. Miley Cyrus Throws Selena Gomez Doll Miley bashed Taylor Swift (allegedly) last month, and now it looks as though she’s coming after another reigning pop princess. Watch the clip closely and you can see Miley throttling a small cardboard cut-out that was confirmed by concert-goers to be made in the likeness of Selena Gomez. It’s telling that Miley is performing a song titled “FU” in the video and at one point appears to angrily hurl the Selena doll (which a photo of Gomez’ face taped to it) into the crowd.  Surprising stuff, given that for all of the rumored beefs they’ve been involved with individually, there’s never been talk of any bad blood between Miley and Selena. So what could be the cause for Miley’s display of disrespect? Well, Miley and Justin Bieber  blew up around the same time and could pass for identical twins, so maybe this is Miley’s way of saying she’s taking Justin’s side in his breakup with Selena. The only thing we know for sure is that if Miley didn’t intend to piss off Selena and her fans, she probably should’ve put more thought into the props she uses on stage.  Miley Cyrus in London: Crazy Concert Pictures! 1. Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because… of course she is.

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Farrah Abraham Explains Difference Between Sex Tapes and Porn, Hasn’t Read Own Book

By her own admission,  Farrah Abraham claims to be a sex symbol (some would say “porn star”), but she apparently has very little interest in the erotic novel that she claims to have written. So little, in fact, that she seems to have not even read the book. Farrah Abraham Celebrity Sex Tape Photos 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. In a recent interview with The Huffington Post, Farrah discusses her sex tape , as well as her forthcoming trilogy of books about sex tapes, and she wants us to know those are two very different things: “Yes, I had a sex tape, the book talks about sex tapes, but Fallon Opal is way different,” Farrah explains.  Fallon Opal, is not, as you might guess, a gemstone named after a late-night host, but rather the ridiculously named hero of Farrah’s novels. A character about whom Farrah knows absolutely nothing:  She goes on to explain that Fallon is different from herself in that she didn’t get her start on reality TV. Which would be a good point, were it not for the fact that – as Farrah’s interviewer points out – Fallon totally  does get her start on reality TV at the very beginning of the book. Hey, she’s an author! She can’t read everything that she writes! The interview gets even better when Farrah attempts to describe the difference between sex tapes and porn: “A celebrity sex tape, to me, outshines any other porn star…I have wonderful friends who are in the adult industry, they make porn for a living. That’s what they always do. Like, payment is different. Living your life is different…And that’s just what society made of it. It’s not me, I don’t make these definitions.” We think Farrah’s trying to say that the difference between porn stars and sex tape stars is that porn stars get paid, but…didn’t she get paid for her sex tape? It’s tough to understand her, since reading that quote makes your brain leak out of your ears. Check out some pearls of Farrah’s wisdom in the gallery below: 19 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

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Ray J: Arrested For Causing Scene at Hotel, Spitting on Officers, Smashing Cop Car Window!

Ray J was arrested in Beverly Hills on Friday night after a disturbance at the Beverly Wilshire hotel bar led to an ugly altercation with law enforcement. The Kim Kardashian sex tape star was reportedly causing a scene, prompting someone to call the cops. Officers were dispatched to the establishment. Details are hazy, but at some point, hotel staff confronted Ray J and asked him to leave, but he refused. Eventually, police tried to escort him out. He did not go quietly. In fact, he became irate. TMZ photos show officers questioning Ray and an unidentified woman before they put the handcuffs on him, which is when things really got ugly. Ray J allegedly kicked out the window of police vehicle while in the back, and was charged with battery as well for spitting on an officer during the arrest. He was booked for trespassing (presumably the original, minor hotel offense), plus vandalism, resisting arrest, and battery, according to reports. More specifics to follow as the story develops, but even at his lowest point, at least Ray knows he hit it first (well, more like fifth, but long before ‘Ye). No one can ever take that away from him. 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.

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Farrah Abraham Turns 23 Today, Wants to Make You Come (Party in NYC)

Farrah Abraham turns 23 years old on this 31st day of May. Happy birthday to our favorite porn star who claims she’s not a porn star, even though she starred in a porn production – sorry, “leaked sex tape” last year. In fact, she spent her last birthday promoting it at a sex convention in Florida. Imagine that. What’s she up to this year? Pushing her erotic novel trilogy. Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. Seriously. Can’t make this up. 23 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. Hey, if you’re in New York, you can celebrate with her tonight at Pacha NYC. For just $25, you’ll get to hang out with the Backdoor Teen Mom herself. Sounds like Abraham wants you to be there, too. Hardcore. “Hello good looking!” Farrah Keeked this week, to whom we’re not sure (we’ll go with you). “So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City.” “I can say that because every party has the word ‘sexy’ in it!” “So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks – Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV.” “They’re all gonna be there supporting my birthday!” Don’t everybody line up at once now. Breathe. In all seriousness, have fun, girl. Despite how many times we’ve seen Farrah Abraham crying over the years, here’s hoping there will be no tears tonight … 15 Pics of Farrah Abraham Crying 1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.

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Hilary Duff’s Look-Around Booty Shot

I know a lot of hotties don’t love the paparazzi constantly following them around everywhere, but I’m glad to see that Hilary Duff isn’t one of them. Because here she is getting out of her car ( as usual ) and not only are we getting treated to a nice leggings booty shot, but Hilary seems just as happy about that as the rest of us. I guess because she knows the paps are getting her best angle. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely putting a smile on my face too. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet

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This Is What The Second Biggest Porn Star Of All-Time Looks Like

I know Farrah Abraham doesn’t like to be called a porn star (which is why I keep doing it), but I’m not really sure what else to call somebody who puts out a “sex tape” and has their own booth at porn conventions . So with that said, here’s the second biggest porn star of all-time walking around New York. And if you’re wondering who the first is, it’s Kim Kardashian , obviously. But hey, with a lot of zero hard work and perseverance, maybe Farrah can get to #1 someday. Photos: Fameflynet

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