As you probably know, Farrah Abraham is penning Celebrity Sex Tape, a trilogy of erotic novels about a young woman that is loosely based on herself. Gotta be pretty awkward for her daughter someday, right? Well, not anymore than the existence of the Farrah Abraham porn that the books are based on. Farrah’s clearly cool with it, and heck, she says she hopes the sexy novels that mirror her own sexual escapades are read by young Sophia one day. “If she wants to read it later in life, I might blush a little, but I wouldn’t stop her,” Farrah says. “Eventually, she will have to find out that Mommy is a sexual person.” Aren’t we all, she says? Sure we are, but not quite like … that. Will she pop in Backdoor Teen Mom on holidays, too? Sorry, maybe that’s too far, but when you’re talking about Farrah, one can’t be sure of anything. Back to her new book, Abraham has received major backlash from critics who claimed (nay, assumed) that she hired a ghostwriter for the sexy series. Farrah Abraham states that this is simply not the case here. Farrah Abraham Celebrity Sex Tape Photos Open Slideshow 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. View As List 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. 2. Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph Farrah Abraham rocking lingerie like a BOSS in a photo shoot for her new book. 3. Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape in the Making Farrah Abraham on the cover of Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making. It’s the first installment of her erotic trilogy. 4. Farrah’s Bedroom Antics Farrah Abraham invites you into her bedroom. Do you accept the invite? 5. Farrah Abraham ‘Celebrity Sex Tape’ Photo Farrah Abraham in a promotional photo for her new Celebrity Sex Tape book trilogy. 6. Celebrity Sex Tape Author Farrah Abraham is about to publish her first erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. Here’s a pic from the Ellora’s Cave shoot. 7. Farrah Cleavage Photograph Farrah Abraham shows some cleavage in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 8. Farrah Abraham Photo Shoot Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 9. Gettin’ All Dolled Up Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 10. Prepping Farrah Farrah Abraham behind the scenes of her photo shoot for her erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. 11. Sexy Photo Shoot Behind the Scenes Farrah Abraham’s photo shoot for Celebrity Sex Tape goes behind the scenes. 12. Farrah Abraham From the Reverse Farrah Abraham from a reverse angle as part of the photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 13. Ass(es) Up! Farrah Abraham flips the script on a couple of her male subjects. Sort of literally. 14. Farrah Abraham and Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of hunk you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic novel with her. 15. Farrah and a Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of guy you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. According to the reality star, she would NEVER hire professional writing help to tell a story so personal, no matter how passionately dirty it might be. “There were no ghost writers,” the Teen Mom star says. “The story and words all came from my imagination.” Imagination is probably a strong word, considering that Vivid wants to silence her , fearing she will reveal trade secrets under the guise of thinly veiled fiction. She’s also referred to Celebrity Sex Tape as “therapeutic” because it mimicked her life … plus we’re not sure if she lacks the brain capacity to be super inventive. Just saying. Ghostwriting exists with her in mind. Farrah Abraham Talks Celebrity Sex Tape
Farrah Abraham may be the hardest working woman in show business. The reality star, porn star, singer, sex toy model, and bestselling author has done it all. Now she can add erotic fiction to her career resume. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making , the first book in a three-part series, hits shelves this summer. The author of a memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended , Farrah is now delving into erotica … loosely based on her own sexual and life experiences of course. Farrah Abraham Celebrity Sex Tape Photos Open Slideshow 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. View As List 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. 2. Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph Farrah Abraham rocking lingerie like a BOSS in a photo shoot for her new book. 3. Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape in the Making Farrah Abraham on the cover of Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making. It’s the first installment of her erotic trilogy. 4. Farrah’s Bedroom Antics Farrah Abraham invites you into her bedroom. Do you accept the invite? 5. Farrah Abraham ‘Celebrity Sex Tape’ Photo Farrah Abraham in a promotional photo for her new Celebrity Sex Tape book trilogy. 6. Celebrity Sex Tape Author Farrah Abraham is about to publish her first erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. Here’s a pic from the Ellora’s Cave shoot. 7. Farrah Cleavage Photograph Farrah Abraham shows some cleavage in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 8. Farrah Abraham Photo Shoot Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 9. Gettin’ All Dolled Up Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 10. Prepping Farrah Farrah Abraham behind the scenes of her photo shoot for her erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. 11. Sexy Photo Shoot Behind the Scenes Farrah Abraham’s photo shoot for Celebrity Sex Tape goes behind the scenes. 12. Farrah Abraham From the Reverse Farrah Abraham from a reverse angle as part of the photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 13. Ass(es) Up! Farrah Abraham flips the script on a couple of her male subjects. Sort of literally. 14. Farrah Abraham and Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of hunk you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic novel with her. 15. Farrah and a Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of guy you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. In an exclusive interview with The Hollywood Gossip, Abraham teases many aspects of the buzzed-about book that reportedly has Vivid sweating bullets . She also revealed how she gets turned on penning hot scenes, the social commentaries within her work and her biggest regret about her own celebrity sex tape. Read our Q&A with Farrah Abraham below and scroll through our gallery of exclusive pics from her cover shoot with Ellora’s Cave Publishing as well! The Hollywood Gossip : First, the obvious question: Erotic novels? Really? Were you approached by the publisher or was this something you took the initiative with? Farrah Abraham : I starting writing on my own first, and then I was fortunate enough to find the perfect erotic romance publisher, Ellora’s Cave. They call themselves “the Bad Girls” of romance. I’m so glad we found each other. THG : The trilogy is loosely based on your life and sex tape. What similarities can we expect and what things did you embellish or fictionalize for the story? Farrah : This is primarily a fictional story. Fallon Opal, the main character, is much different then I am. She’s a celebrity, but she works on scripted entertainment while I started off in reality television. She also does not have a child. Fallon experiences life in her own way, but still she is very relatable on how she deals with sexuality and life. I think most young women will relate to her like I do. That being said, the journey Fallon takes is mostly from my wild imagination, which is sometimes inspired by my own personal experience and those of my friends. THG : You’ve said your sex tape “ruined” your life and made some alarming allegations about things that happened to you as a result of it. Does it feel at all strange to be capitalizing on its enormous success? Farrah : It was really difficult for me to go through the events of the past year. Writing book one in this series was one way for me to deal with my feelings and come to terms with what happened. It is something I would never have thought I would experience and alarming to say the least, but writing is almost like therapy for me and I’m in a great place right now. THG : Will the book serve as a social commentary on any topics such as the porn industry or the celebrity-obsessed culture we live in? Or will it just be a fun (hot!) read? Farrah : Yes and yes! Fallon’s story is inspired by my story, so the things I’ve gone through and come across make their way into the book. It does address social topics like the porn industry, our celebrity obsessed culture, and entertainment at large. But at its core it’s a hot and heavy to read. THG : Are the second and third installments of Celebrity Sex Tape already outlined? Do you have an idea of where the story is going over the course of the trilogy? Farrah : The whole plot is already conceived and we’re working on writing and editing the second and third installments right now. I am very proud of how it will end (as well as how it starts in book one). I think the characters are amazing, and I really hope my readers agree. But I can’t give too much away!! THG : Do you do any “research” to get in the mood for writing such steamy material? Physically, over the Internet, etc.? Farrah : There is no research I need to do other than looking up a term or running something by my girlfriends. A lot of the writing comes naturally because I try to keep as true as possible to real life… I will say it’s hard to keep focus when some scenes get really hot and heavy. But that’s half of the fun. I can only imagine what my readers will say. Hopefully they will be as pleased as I was writing it. THG : How has being involved with one of the highest-profile sex tapes ever impacted your dating life? Farrah : As many fans saw on Couples Therapy , my dating life had been going toward a negative direction for a while. Since therapy, I have been much better but not really focusing on dating. I learned that waiting for the right guy takes sometime. I’m just trying to focus on my daughter and my career. THG : You’ve heard it all from fans, haters, even other Teen Mom stars. How much attention to you pay to what people are saying on blogs, social media, TV, etc.? Farrah : I don’t pay attention to lies and negativity. The positivity, love, and good feedback I get from my family, friends, and fans is all I want to focus on right now. THG : Some people like you, some people might not, but no one can deny you’re working hard for your daughter and your career. What career decision are you most proud of? Farrah : I’m most proud of taking part in 16 & Pregnant when I was pregnant with my daughter. I was thinking about her future before she was even born. THG : Which decision do you regret most so far in your career? Farrah : I try not to live with regrets and I try to learn from my mistakes. But if I had to choose… making a sex tape with someone who is in porn and didn’t really have my best interests in mind. Ladies, please learn from my mistakes and be careful who you trust!!! THG : Tell us something we don’t know about you and that we might be surprised to know. Farrah : Most people are surprised that most of the time I am just a “regular” mom. I spend my time playing with Sophia and getting her to and from school. A lot of people think they know a lot from TV and news, and what makes it on there is such a small part of my life. That’s one of the things I try to tackle in Celebrity Sex Tape .
The web is abuzz over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Vogue cover, which serves as an inspiration to egomaniacal rappers and sex tape stars everywhere. One minute, Ray J is doin’ his thing on the Kim Kardashian sex tape . The next, Kimye is on the cover of a sophisticated magazine like Vogue. America. How, rumor has it that notorious Teen Mom and Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has landed the prestigious publication’s May cover. See below: Did we fool you? Obviously, there’s no way Vogue is going to put Farrah Abraham and her sex tape co-star James Deen on the cover, as envisioned in this hilarious parody. Then again … As some astute observers note , she is a reality star and diet pill spokesperson, just like Kim Kardashian (was), she has had a baby and is half plastic. If Kim Kardashian truly deserves to be on the cover of Vogue , then Farrah Abraham is not too far behind. Speaking of behind, they both like to take … Never mind. But be sure to weigh in on this debate while scrolling through many other Kimye Vogue cover parodies from Kylie Jenner , Seth Rogen and more below: 8 Parodies of the Kimye Vogue Cover Open Slideshow 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. View As List 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. 2. Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin Vogue Cover Thank you, World Wide Web! A genius Internet user has replaced Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin. 3. Zach Braff and Donald Faison Vogue Cover Zach Braff and Donald Faison cover this issue of Vogue. Sort of. In actuality, some Internet user superimposed their faces over Kanye and Kim. 4. Lord of the Rings Vogue Cover Take this, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! We’re digging this Lord of the Rings-based parody of their Vogue cover. 5. Miss Piggy and Kermit Cover Vogue Miss Piggy and Kermit do their best Kim Kardashian and Kanye West impression in this parody of the latter’s Vogue cover. 6. Willie Geist and Al Roker Vogue Cover Willie Geist and Al Roker make like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and pretend to cover this issue of Vogue. 7. James Franco and Seth Rogen Vogue Cover Spoof James Franco and Seth Rogen spoof the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Vogue cover in this photo because… come on, how could they not? 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover Farrah Abraham and James Deen on the cover of Vogue … in our dreams.
Already a spokesman for Adidas , Justin Bieber may be striking a few sexy poses for another famous brand in the new future. The singer has included a pair of new photos on his Instagram account, including along with them one simple question: “What if I do a Calvin Klein campaign? Comment below yes or no.” Hmmm… we wonder which answer fans will give. There’s no word yet on whether Bieber has actually signed a deal with Calvin Klein, but it’s very safe to assume. In other professional news, rumors continue to swirl that Bieber may tour with Selena Gomez . Do you want to see Bieber pose for Calvin Klein? Yes No I don’t care View Poll » If it’ll help you decide, here are a bunch of Justin Bieber shirtless photos to ogle over: 20 HAWT Photos of Justin Bieber Shirtless Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Shirtless GIF Do it, Justin Bieber! This amazing GIF captures this hot singer without a shirt on. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Shirtless GIF Do it, Justin Bieber! This amazing GIF captures this hot singer without a shirt on. 2. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Picture Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram picture. Hardcore, JB. 3. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Photo Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram pic. Hardcore, JB. 4. Justin Bieber Shirtless Style Justin Bieber has posted another selfie of himself with a shirt on. This is barely even news anymore. 5. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie This is a shirtless selfie of Justin Bieber. The singer snaps many of these. 6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Shot Justin Bieber is shirtless and showing off his six-pack in this Twit pic. It’s very impressive. 7. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram Justin Bieber gets shirtless on Instagram. You are welcome, ladies. We think? 8. Justin Bieber Shirtless… Again Justin Bieber has posted this photo of himself on Instagram and then mocked those who thinks he goes shirtless too often. 9. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram Photo Justin Bieber is shirtless again on Instagram. He posted this photo in April 2013. 10. Justin Bieber Shirtless for Vogue Yes, Justin Bieber is shirtless again. But this time it’s for a spread in Teen Vogue. 11. Justin Bieber Shirtless Photo Justin Bieber shirtless alert! Justin Bieber shirtless alert! Take your time and ogle away, female readers. 12. Justin Bieber Shirtless Pic Justin Bieber has gone shirtless on Instagram. Stare away, ladies. Take your time. 13. Justin Bieber Shirtless Justin Bieber hangs out in Cabo in this photo, without a shirt on, of course. Stare for as long as you’d like, ladies. 14. Justin Bieber No Shirt Picture How did Justin Bieber celebrate his 19th birthday? By taking his shirt off, of course! 15. Justin Bieber Shirtless for Us Weekly Yes, Justin Bieber is shirtless again. In this case, he’s posing for a special spread in Us Weekly. 16. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 17. Shirtless Bieber Pic Justin Bieber was spotted at a brothel. Because that only seems logical for Justin Bieber these days. 18. Justin Bieber Gets Hot It’s tough work being this attractive. Justin Bieber wipes his brow during a tour stop in China. 19. Bieber Crotch Grab Justin Bieber is at his crotch-grabbing best in this photo. 20. Justin Bieber: Shirtless in China Justin Bieber is once again shirtless. This is a picture of the singer in China.
If these 15 celebrities ever need to find a side job, there’s one we know they’re capable of, if you know what we mean. We mean they are also amateur porn stars. Some of these stars were famous well before they ventured into amateur porn. Others are famous simply because of amateur porn ( cough … Kim Kardshian ). Others still try to front like their semi-pro porn is amateur ( Farrah Abraham ). All are members of an exclusive club, however. A very dirty, exclusive club. So whose celebrity sex tapes are totally hot? Whose are totally not? Which are all-time classics and which would you just as soon forget ever existed at all? Okay, don’t answer that last one. But for the previous three questions, it all depends who, and what, you’re into and on your personal definition of “hot.” You be the judge, people. You be the judge. Now click away: 15 Celebrity Sex Tape Stars Open Slideshow 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. View As List 1. Kendra Wilkinson Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she’s got a real talent for rodeo. 2. Kim Kardashian Need we say more? Ray J hit it first and made her a star. 3. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once! 4. Farrah Abraham Okay, there’s nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she’s far from a pro when it comes to everything else. 5. Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson’s sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core. 6. Octomom Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2×4, but so be it. 7. Hulk Hogan The Hulk Hogan sex tape with Heather Clem supposedly left him feeling betrayed. He felt incredibly exposed … literally and otherwise. 8. Tila Tequila Tila Tequila was uncorked on video. And also sort of uncomfortable to look at. 9. Tami Erin Tami Erin put the schlong in Pippi Longstocking. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Whatever. 10. Leighton Meester An old Leighton Meester sex tape rocked the web a few years back. She has talented feet. 11. Mindy McCready Mindy McCready’s sex tape was called Baseball Mistress because she had an affair with MLB star Roger Clemens, who was not on the sex tape at all. Some other dude hit it then. That’s just funny. 12. Johnny Carson Heeeeeere’s Johnny’s mono-LOG! 13. Joe Francis Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis was also a sex tape star in his own right, although he kept it from the public … thank goodness. 14. Myla Sinanaj Myla Sinanaj, the girl Kris Humphries dated after Kim Kardashian dumped him, billed herself as the anti-Kim K. Ironic, since she is kind of obsessed with Kim K. 15. John Edwards A John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape actually existed, a fun (we guess) side note to the sad, shocking sex scandal that torpedoed his career.
Farrah Abraham has had two hits already under her belt Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom This one is a little stretch, maybe even off the mark a little, but I think she’s got talent, at least in the uncensored version of this, wherever it may be, because I’ve seen her fuck in her two prior hits… Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and she was a great fucking pornstar…even better than a seasoned veteran…but I guess that’s what happens when you’ve fucked enough by 16 to keep the kid because you’d done it a lll.. Either way, if this amazing shit spewed out of her mouth, through a computer and into your ears isn’t really for you…there’s always Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and I thank her for that…it makes everything she does more tolerable…
Comedian David Brenner, a comedian and regular on The Tonight Show, has died after a battle with cancer, a family spokesman said. He was 78. Brenner was a staple on Johnny Carson’s late-night TV show, appearing 158 times (more than any other guest) according to a bio on his official site. He also helped write, produce and direct 115 TV documentaries, earning him nearly 30 awards, and was the author of five books over the years. Even in death, Brenner kept the jokes coming – a tough feat. His final request, according to spokesman Jeff Abraham, was to have $100 in small bills tucked in his sock, “just in case tipping is recommended where I’m going.” His grave site will also read: “If this is supposed to be a joke … then I don’t get it!” That’s pretty great. Comedian Joan Rivers, a longtime friend, Tweeted: “RIP David Brenner. I adored him, and laughed more with him than anybody. Sad, sad, sad. Knowing David, he’s now making the devil laugh.” Brenner is survived by his wife, three sons and a grandson. Celebrities We Lost in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! 2. James Avery James Avery has passed away. The beloved star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was 65. 3. Pete Seeger Pete Seeger has passed away. The late singer and activist was 94. 4. Shirley Temple Shirley Temple was a childhood star in the 1930s. She passed away at the age of 85. 5. Phil Everly A photo of the late Phil Everly. He passed away in early 2014. 6. Anna Gordy Gaye Anna Gordy Gaye passed away in early 2014. She was the sister of Berry Gordy and the wife of Marvin Gaye. 7. Eric Lawson Eric Lawson stars here as The Marloboro Man. He died from lung cancer at the age of 72. 8. Roy Garber Roy Garber passed away in January 2014. He was a star on Shipping Wars. 9. Cassandra Lynn Hensley Rest in peace, Cassandra Lynn Hensley. The Playboy Playmate was found dead in January 2014. 10. Darryl Robinson Darryl Robinson of Cooking Channel fame has died. He was just 50. 11. Sid Caesar Sid Caesar has died. He was 91 years old and will be missed. 12. Ralph Waite Ralph Waite is seen here on NCIS. The actor died at the age of 86. 13. John Henson Picture Rest in peace, John Henson. This member of The Muppets family died in early 2014. 14. Jamie Coots Jamie Coots has died from a snake bite. The reality star appeared on the series Snake Salvation. 15. Michele Savoia Michele Savoia, a famed Broadway costume designer, has passed away at the age of 55. 16. Bob Casale Bob Casale, second from right, was the guitarist for the ’80s band Devo, best known for the hit song “Whip It.” R.I.P. 17. Harold Ramis Harold Ramis passed away at the age of 69. We’ll always adore the actor for his role in Ghostbusters. 18. Jim Lange Jim Lange has passed away. The Dating Game host was 81. 19. Tim Wilson Comedian Tim Wilson, who incorporated NASCAR into his routines, has died. R.I.P. 20. Speaker Knockerz Speaker Knockerz has passed away. The young emerging rapper was only 19. 21. Sheila MacRae Sheila MacRae, best known as Alice from The Honeymooners, died in March 2014 at the age of 92. 22. Cynthia Lynn Cynthia Lynn has died. The Hogan’s Heroes star was 76. 23. Bob Thomas Veteran journalist Bob Thomas has passed away at the age of 92. R.I.P. 24. Wesley Warren Wesley Warren, The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, died in March 2014 of a non-scrotum related injury. 25. David Brenner David Brenner has died. The fixture on The Tonight Show was 78.
Jailed after getting kicked out of a second rehab center in four months, Chris Brown will likely spend the next month behind bars, and possibly a lot longer. Chris Brown Arrested in Rehab Chris Brown was jailed Friday after getting thrown out of the Malibu rehab facility where he’s been living for nearly four months, per judge’s orders. It’s still unclear why he got the boot from the rehab center, but TMZ reports it was not related to drug abuse or violence. In any case, he was told to get out. And go directly to jail. By virtue of getting arrested for assault in D.C. last fall, Chris violated his probation for beating up Rihanna in 2009, and had his probation revoked. However, the judge in the Rihanna case ordered Chris to stay in rehab until April 17, when his D.C. assault case goes to trial, to see how it plays out. When Chris broke the (unspecified) rules and got booted, however, the judge had Sheriff’s deputies haul him to jail … where he may stay for awhile. Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, will go to court Monday to ask the judge to let him either go to another rehab facility or go on house arrest pending the D.C. trial. Given that this is the second rehab facility that booted Brown, who is being treated for anger issues, PTSD and bipolar disorder , he faces an tough fight there. Also, prosecutors wanted him in jail instead of rehab from the start, so they’re not likely to go any easier on him now … to say the absolute least. In the D.C. case, Brown has a strong defense, but if he’s found guilty, he could land in prison for breaking the law while on probation for beating Rihanna. If he’s acquitted or the case is tossed, his probation would be reinstated. The judge is probably going to have him mull it over in jail until that happens, however. 23 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! Open Slideshow 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. View As List 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 2. Chris Brown Thrusting Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 3. Beat Women, Not Animals Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. 4. Chris Brown Virginity Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 6. Chris Brown Teeth Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. 17. Champagne Shower Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. 21. Contemplative Chris Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case.
Over the past few days, Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber have both freshened up their body ink. For the latter, his mysterious, Banksy-related tattoo is simply his latest in a long run of permanent artwork, making Bieber a lock in the Celebrity Tattoo Hall of Fame. Who else is a member? And who might one day regret some of these drawings? Click around below and shake your head over what some stars have etched on their bodies, from Jesus Christ’s mug to whatever the heck Sinead O’Connor has on her face… 17 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. 2. Ariana Grande Neck Tattoo Ariana Grande now has a neck tattoo. It reads “Mille tendresse,” which translates to a “thousand tendernesses.” 3. Farrah Abraham Mom Tattoo Farrah Abraham’s mom tattoo honors herself, clearly. She rules at momming. 4. Chris Brown’s Tats Chris Brown has many tats. He is very well inked up you could say. 5. Sinead O’Connor Cheek Tattoos Sinead O’Connor now has one tattoo on each cheek. They are the letters Q and B. 6. Aaron Hernandez Tattoos Aaron Hernandez is a man of many tattoos. And criminal investigations it appears. 7. Amber Rose Tattoo Amber Rose has gotten a tattoo of Wiz Khalifa on her body. Now this is true love! 8. Ryan Cabrera Tattoo Ryan Cabrera has a tattoo of Ryan Gosling on his leg. He swears that it’s real. 9. Harry Styles Butterfly Tattoo Harry Styles has a new tattoo. It’s of a butterfly. What do you think? 10. Jenelle Evans’ New Tattoo Jenelle Evans gets a new tattoo. It’s not small. 11. Rihanna Isis Tattoo Rihanna gets a giant tattoo of the goddess Isis on her chest to honor her late grandmother. Thoughts? 12. Lady Gaga ArtPop Tattoo Lady Gaga recently tweeted out a pic of her new tattoo … and possible album title. It says ARTPOP. 13. JWoww Tiger Tattoo JWoww recently got a new tiger tattoo. Fan? Not a fan? 14. Kailyn Lowry Tattoo Kailyn Lowry of Teen Mom 2 recently got this absolutely crazy tattoo on her back. Check it out. 15. Maci Bookout Tattoos Look at Maci Bookout’s tattoos. The Teen Mom star is a total wild woman. 16. Vinny Guadagnino Tattoo Vinny Guadagnino gets shirtless and shows off his tattoo on Jersey Shore. 17. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it?