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Farrah Abraham Reality Show: CANCELED Before it Even Started!

We hope you’re sitting down for this, but Farrah Abraham ‘s reality show is already DOA. Please, try not to gasp audibly, especially if you’re in public. Following the overwhelming “success” of this year’s sex tape/porno effort, the former Teen Mom starlet had been pitching several reality show ideas. They didn’t take, apparently. Farrah Abraham Reality Show Canceled Despite actively pitching a show on her life, “each network it was pitched to passed,” a source revealed to celebrity gossip site Radar Online , adding: “The consensus was they didn’t feel Farrah could carry her own show. Needless to say, you will not be seeing the project Finding Farrah anytime soon.” Yes … its working title was Finding Farrah . No word where you’ll be finding Farrah Abraham next, but it appears producers are more interested in stories of success achieved through hard work and sacrifice. You know, rather than porn. Case in point? Abraham’s co-star Maci Bookout’s new show, Being Maci , has been picked up and given a premiere date by MTV. On the bright side, Farrah can always fall back on having feverish sexual intercourse on camera, or of course her once-in-a-generation musical talent. Girl really knows how to perform. Farrah Abraham – Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham – On My Own

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Maci Bookout to Weight Critics: Eat It, Fatties!

Teen Mom star Maci Bookout is hitting back at her weight critics, saying that she’ll start eating more burgers when other people start giving them up. Maci has long been critiqued because of her slim figure, but snapped on Twitter last week when people started to imply she has an eating disorder. “From now on everytime someone tells me i need to eat a cheeseburger I’m gonna say well give me every one u eat then we’ll both look better,” she tweeted. Burn. Of course, haters being haters, they kept piling it on: “@MaciBookoutMTV you need a soul is what you really need,” one fan replied to Maci’s tweet. Maci’s response: “If others are jealous, you’re doing something right. #Truth” And at least she’s not Jenelle Evans or Farrah Abraham . #Preach.

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Ashley Benson Mocks Amanda Bynes for Instagram of the Day

This cunt Ashley Benson is trying to mock the ever amazing talent that is Amanda Bynes, the Disney Star I consider my Spirit Animal… I guess this is what you do when you don’t fucking matter. You know when you’re jealous that a crazy bitch is getting more airtime than you. You know when people don’t know you exist or care what you post on the internet…all desperate for attention, trying to get people to like or look at your pics now that Springbreakers hype has died down and people are over your dumpy chubby body in a bikini…useless slut…I mean even if she was in a sex tape, people wouldn’t care. She’d be out sold by Farrah Abraham, and that’s a fate worse than death, or working the Starbucks counter at 45…same thing… This, Kick her while she’s down. #cyberbully shit, just isn’t funny. It’s actually pathetic and makes me angry. It makes me feel the need to defend Amanda Bynes’ honor, and make an example of this Benson cunt, you know really destroy her at her soul, cuz Hollywood goes through these girls like they go through abortions, since no one uses condoms, and girls like this are a dime a dozen, and it’s just a matter of time before she falls off into crazy…only difference is that no one will care when she does… The funny thing in all this is not that girls are cunts to each other, all jealous of each other, we already knew that…the funny thing is that that she didn’t even get her bad joke right…

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Farrah Abraham "Physically Cornered" Nurse in Rehab, Michael Lohan Claims

Farrah Abraham’s controversial, short-lived stint in rehab ended early in part because she got physical with a nurse … according to Michael Lohan. The reality star was kicked out for being a disruptive influence and taking pics of Tan Mom, but that’s not all, says Lindsay Lohan’s dad (who was there). MiLo says Farrah Abraham “physically cornered” a nurse at the facility, the last of a string of outrageous incidents that earned her the heave-ho. “She would just go off on tirades,” Michael Lohan recalled to Jared and Katie in the Morning on 107.5 KZL FM. “She was very abrasive towards staff.” Mike is a spokesperson and an interventionist at The Lukens Institute, so he’s got first-hand knowledge of the antics that got Farrah’s arse kicked out. “Especially the nurse at our place. She physically cornered the lady. She cornered the nurse,” Michael told Jared and Katie about her shocking behavior. Farrah denied reports that she was booted out of the treatment center, telling FOX News “My old manager, who is a lying b!tch, said I was disruptive.” However, Michael says that Abraham totally was … not surprising, as she’s a pathological liar as well as a porn star, despite her denials of each. “She was very disruptive at the house. They didn’t even want her in the house.” Somewhere, James Deen is nodding. Or shooting porn with Google Glass on.

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Farrah Abraham: I’m Not a Mean, Lying, Porn Star or Bad Mom!

Farrah Abraham, who recently checked into rehab for alcohol abuse, insists that she’s not mean. Or a liar. Or a bad mother, or even a porn star. The 22-year-old has had a quite a year following a DUI arrest in March, the release of the Farrah Abraham sex tape and an upgraded boob job. Still, the former Teen Mom is eager to clear up the many ” Misconceptions About Me ” … most of which are probably more of less accurate conceptions. But we’ll hear her out. Take it a way, Farrah! 1. I’m a Bad Mother . “[Viewers] have seen struggling times on Teen Mom and negative tabloids. I ignore them because comments I see are based off of lies.” “I try to keep positive on my social media,” she adds. “For myself, I personally do counseling regularly to stay realistic about life.” 2. I’m a Porn Star . “I’m a porn star because I had sex with a boyfriend and taped it and then got the upper hand in a fight and sold rights to Vivid, rather than giving everyone a free show.” “I only wanted to make one video for myself, and I never need to make another.” THG NOTE: James Deen is not, and never was, Farrah’s boyfriend. 3. My Parents Are Close to Me . “No matter how much I try in my relationship with them, my parents are the reason why we are not closer as a family.” “There is much more with my relationship with my parents than what is shown in media,” the 22-year-old adds, citing “years of more issues.” 4. I Make Up Stories for Tabloids . “I have no need to be in the news as all reports are misconstrued and negative, so reporters make up stories for tabloids not me.” “One of the worst was a cover of OK! saying I’m pregnant after I had a surgery.” 5. I’m Mean . “Again, I think this is all negative stories made up in [ celebrity gossip ] tabloids but everyone is allowed to defend themselves.” “I have my counselor to keep me in check regarding my emotions and I have very good self-control, and overall I like to be a positive nice person.” “To me being mean gets you nowhere.” You buying any of this, THGers?

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Farrah Abraham: Charlie Sheen is Meaner Than Amanda Bynes!

Farrah Abraham is firing back at Charlie Sheen following his EPIC diss of the Teen Mom -turned-porn star in a hilarious rejection letter this month. The back story: Farrah reached out to Charlie about a role on Anger Management , and/or a playdate with their young kids. He seemed receptive. Then she shared their entire text message exchange with TMZ, every other celebrity gossip site picked it up, and the Warlock was pissssssed . Sheen wrote a scathing letter calling Farrah a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua” with “tranny-boobs” and “five o’clock shadow,” and so on. We know from the Farrah Abraham porn that she can handle stripping down, but how did she handle that dressing down at the hands of the actor? “I really don’t even care,” she said. “That’s coming from someone so old and he needs to get his stuff together. I honestly don’t even care.” “Anything he said doesn’t really even make sense to me.” No? We have a pretty good idea of what he was driving at. Abraham shot down rumors that the planned meet-up might have been romantic in nature: “I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen.” “He is really not my type. He’s meaner than Amanda Bynes .” And just as unabashedly vocal when provoked, no doubt. Sheen also re-tweeted this fan’s message: “George Carlin would be proud of your epic slam of Backdoor Teen Mom . That rabbit picked a fight with a grizzly bear.” That she did, as his rejection letter made fully clear. No response yet from Farrah … or Amanda.

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Farrah Abraham: Charlie Sheen is Meaner Than Amanda Bynes!

Farrah Abraham is firing back at Charlie Sheen following his EPIC diss of the Teen Mom -turned-porn star in a hilarious rejection letter this month. The back story: Farrah reached out to Charlie about a role on Anger Management , and/or a playdate with their young kids. He seemed receptive. Then she shared their entire text message exchange with TMZ, every other celebrity gossip site picked it up, and the Warlock was pissssssed . Sheen wrote a scathing letter calling Farrah a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua” with “tranny-boobs” and “five o’clock shadow,” and so on. We know from the Farrah Abraham porn that she can handle stripping down, but how did she handle that dressing down at the hands of the actor? “I really don’t even care,” she said. “That’s coming from someone so old and he needs to get his stuff together. I honestly don’t even care.” “Anything he said doesn’t really even make sense to me.” No? We have a pretty good idea of what he was driving at. Abraham shot down rumors that the planned meet-up might have been romantic in nature: “I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen.” “He is really not my type. He’s meaner than Amanda Bynes .” And just as unabashedly vocal when provoked, no doubt. Sheen also re-tweeted this fan’s message: “George Carlin would be proud of your epic slam of Backdoor Teen Mom . That rabbit picked a fight with a grizzly bear.” That she did, as his rejection letter made fully clear. No response yet from Farrah … or Amanda.

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Edita Vilkeviciute in Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, but Victoria’s Secret, like all billion dollar corporations, is ruining her. It’s one of those misinformed decisions that happens to all kinds of third world immigrants who believe in the American Dream. They see Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Levis Jeans and think “Freedom”…you know a life far better than the one they are living in their shanty or cold water flat in a war torn city. Then they get here and realize their minimum wage job can’t afford much more than what they had at home, and that they are starving, hungry and forced to turn to crime to get by. Only unlike the standard immigrant, Edita Vilkeviciute came into this with a good paying job, a job that would promise her rock star lovers, exclusive events, a lasting career as a half naked model…and millions of dollars when it is all said and done. Maybe even her own TV show like she was Heidi Klum or Tyra before her… So in her case, the only thing being ruined of hers by the evil empire, at least that we know of, is that they are photoshopping out her hard nipples and pussy lip definition…she’s totally into showing off to get ahead ….and to me that’s the worst kind of ruining you can do to a girl…no matter where she’s from…

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Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack. Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count. Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors. Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route.. Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

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Farrah Abraham New Tits Topless on the Beach of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that I really endorse this Farrah Abraham and her move into porn. It’s not just because I had the EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING It’s much bigger than that…. It’s like she represents all the is wrong in the world, while doing things the way I want her to be doing things… I mean sure, she’s annoying, she’s a total entitled cunt, even though she’s nothing but a porn chick. She’s got shitty implants, even with her new ones…but she squirts…on camera…for the promise of more fame…like she’s Kim Kardashian, only not Kim Kardashian…cuz Kim Kardashian played the sex tape as a scandal, where she was the victim, while this one is posing topless on the beach in staged shoots, attending porn conventions, all while pretending to not be a pornstar, when all she’s really done to date that matters, other than being a responsible teen with her pussy, is porn… I mean she’ll never be a big deal, she’ll never be hot, but bitch squirts and that’s some magical shit, when it happens in a porn with a pornstar as she pretends it’s not porn. Celebrity Sex Tapes, for the promise of Fame and Fortune, to those who don’t matter anymore, or never did, is porn to me…and I guess it is porn to everyone, including the porn companies who produce it…and Farrah, love her or hate her, is owning this shit, and doing it right…even if it’s obvious, played out, there’s still nudity and I love it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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