The one thing I will say about Farrah Abraham, is that like a Rapist, she’s clearly got a passion, only unlike a rapist, her passion isn’t in non-consent sex, but it is in going hard at the plastic surgery clinic to make a muppet out of herself….both her ass, and her face are a fucking disaster but in a good way, almost a parody of what all the girls are doing…a novelty – like her sex tape…why fake a real sex tape leak, just go directly to pornstar James Deen to make it happen. Go Deep. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Ass Injection Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This week's episode of Teen Mom 2 saw Kailyn Lowry celebrating the launch of her Pothead line of hair care products. A giddy Kail was surrounded by friends, and on-again, off-again boyfriend Chris Lopez even made an appearance. It was a nice change of pace from the drama and strife that usually make up Lowry's storylines on the show. Unfortunately, it seems unlikely that we'll be seeing more of it in the near future. So do producers prefer to focus on the negative, or is Kail's life really that difficult? Sadly, based on her latest interview, it seems it might be the latter. Take a look: 1. The Most Hated? In the past, Kail has described herself as the “most hated” member of the Teen Mom family. 2. Overstating Her Case? That’s a bit of a reach, as Kail has some stiff competition for that title from the likes of Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham. 3. She’s Got a Point … Still, we understand where Lowry is coming from on this one. After all, a quick search of her name on Twitter reveals a barrage of harsh criticism, some of which crosses the line into abuse. 4. Trouble at Every Turn And it’s not as though Kail can simply logoff social media to get away from the drama — her daily life is loaded with conflict. 5. Constant Conflict Whether it’s disputes with her three baby daddies or feuds with her Teen Mom 2 co-stars, Kail needs to be ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. 6. Setting the Record Straight And now, she’s opening up on the effects of so many tumultuous relationships in what might be her most candid interview to date. View Slideshow
Farrah Abraham taking her clothes off is not typically a big deal. Well, perhaps we should take that back. Farrah Abraham taking her clothes off for pornographic reasons on the Internet is actually why she got fired as a Teen Mom by MTV . But our original point is that Farrah is often naked or close to naked on social media, so there's usually very little uproar over these types of images. What was different about her latest nude picture , however? Some folks out there thought it beared far too much of a resemblance to Kourtney Kardashian's nude photo , prompting a very important question to emerge: Did Farrah get this idea from Kourtney?!? Abraham is about to respond in 3… 2… 1… 1. It Really Has Come to This, Has It? Social media users are spending their time comparing the naked bodies and poses of talent-free celebrities in order to determine whether one stole an idea from the other. A bit sad, huh? 2. But Also a Worthy Debate! Let’s delve into it, shall we? 3. The Naked Truth Okay, so, on March 18, Abraham shared this photograph of herself very made up and very naked on Instagram. No big deal for her, right? 4. She Wrote a Pretty Amazing Caption to It, Too “LEGEND. GODDESS. GENIUS. Monday’s mean multitask I can never finish getting ready & im woken up by calls & meetings never end …. so just do it #AMBITIONINTOREALITY #MASTERCLASS #COMMONGENIUS.” 5. Poor Farrah It’s a good thing she had that cupcake handy so that she could at least eat while being SO busy with work that she didn’t have time to get dressed. 6. Such Ridiculousness Was Actually Not the Source of the Controversy, However This Kourtney Kardashian photo is now the source of the controversy. View Slideshow
Look, we all know that Farrah Abraham isn't the most likable person. And we also all know that that's 100% her fault. She's rude, aggressive, dumb, and just all sorts of bad things. But every once in a while, she does something that still manages to shock us, even after all these years. This is one of those times. 1. What’s Up, Girl? Farrah Abraham has been done with Teen Mom OG for over a year now … so what has she been doing to fill her days? 2. IDK Honestly, we’re not really sure. 3. Career Moves She had that little stint on Ex on the Beach, another MTV reality show, we know that. 4. Uh … She also tried charging people an outrageous amount for therapy on a cam girl site, because that makes sense. 5. Hmmm But other than that, she hasn’t really been doing much that we can tell. 6. ALL the Vacations Well, besides going on vacations at various resorts all over the world with Sophia, who she’s supposed to be homeschooling. View Slideshow
It's a sad day for one of reality TV's looniest stars, who's being called out as a liar by the very person they raised from nothing. But enough about Michael Cohen's testimony, we're here to talk about Farrah Abraham! Farrah's daughter Sophia turned 10 this week, and it seems her double-digit years are off to a rocky start. Basically, she's now surpassed Farrah in terms of intellect and maturity, and it's putting a major strain on their relationship. Fortunately, we all get to watch as Farrah's formerly loyal mini-me rebels against her for our amusement. Take a look: 1. Happier Days There was a time when Farrah and Sophia were inseparable. The elder Abraham was known to drag Sophia to red carpet events like her favorite accessory. 2. The Rift Unfortunately for Farrah, it seems that those days are long gone, as Sophia is apparently determined to distance herself from her mother’s BS. 3. Done With the Drama It seems that not a week goes by without Sophia getting wrapped up in one of Farrah’s dumb controversies or publicity stunts. 4. Varying Degrees of Awfulness Some of these scandals are truly horrendous, such as the time Farrah encouraged Sophia to lie to her best friend and tell the girl her dog had died as a “prank.” 5. Still Pretty Lame Others are less serious but still embarrassing, such as the recent controversy that ensued when Farrah tried to win her daughter over with a huge stack of cash from “the Tooth Fairy.” 6. Somewhere In-Between Sophia’s latest controversy falls at about the middle of the spectrum. In other words, it’s more amusing than appalling. View Slideshow
Farrah Abraham loves to post on social media with her daughter. She really loves to talk about her daughter and pose her daughter in various ways and really garner as much attention as she can through her daughter. But does she actually love her daughter? Yes, Abraham says in a new interview with The Blast , giving herself a hearty pat on the back. While out celebrating little Sophia's entire birthday month (the little girl turns 10 on February 23), Abraham addressed her status as a single mother, remarked on whether this will ever change and said a lot of other stuff about parenting. Scroll down for the highlights… 1. Farrah Was Only 17 Years Old When She Gave Birth to Sophia The learning curve was steep. She was young and she had plenty to learn about herself still, let alone about how to be a parent. 2. Making Matters So Much Worse? Sophia’s father died in a car accident not long before she was born. So awful. 3. So We Have Some Sympathy for Farrah But only to a point. 4. We Can’t Excuse All of Her Actions Like how she used to leave her daughter with her parents for months at a time, justifying her actions by saying: “It’s healthy that we have a break. She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I’m doing mine.” 5. Or How She Posed Sophia for Professional Modeling Photos Even if Sophia was all about this at the time, it’s a mother’s job to know what’s best and to say no to certain things. 6. Or How Sophia Takes Photos of Her Mom Naked Yes, the toddler snapped this picture. View Slideshow
It's been almost a decade since 16 and Pregnant debuted to harsh criticism and stellar ratings. In the years since, the show has taken on a life of its own, making stars of its original cast members and spawning numerous spinoffs. There have been a lot of surprises along the way — who would have thought the ladies of Teen Mom 2 would prove to be a bigger hit than the OGs? — but the biggest surprise of all is how popular the franchise remains. So take a trip down Teen Mom memory lane with this rundown of every spinoff launched by 16 and Pregnant . It's quite a list: 1. 16 and Pregnant It all started with 16 and Pregnant, which made its debut on MTV way back in June of 2009. 2. Moving Up to the Majors Unfortunately, most of the girls featured on 16 and Pregnant did not go on to Teen Mom fame. Some were never re-cast, while others — such as Mackenzie McKee — starred on spinoffs that didn’t last. 3. Cause For Optimism? The casting of Briana DeJesus on Teen Mom 2 offered some hope to former 16 and Pregnant stars, and no doubt many were optimistic that they too would get the call from MTV. 4. Hopes Dashed Unfortunately, the last time producers had a vacancy to fill, they went outside the franchise, adding Bristol Palin and Cheyenne Floyd. 5. Teen Mom OG Of course, many fans of the franchise were upset by the fact that Bristol and Cheyenne did not meet the core criteria of the show in that they were not “original girls” featured in the first season of 16 and Pregnant. 6. OG OGs Amber Portwood, Farrah Abraham, Maci Bookout, and Catelynn Lowell were the first stars of the show that started out as Teen Mom and became Teen Mom OG. View Slideshow
Reality TV villain Farrah Abraham’s bad behavior on television has made her a wealthy, famous woman. Her bad behavior in real life, on the other hand, nearly put her behind bars. She’s now weaseled out of some of the trouble she was in by completing anger management. Is Farrah a better person now? RadarOnline spoke to Los Angeles County D.A. spokesperson Ricardo Santiago. “The restitution hearing was taken off calendar without prejudice,” Santiago shares. “And,” he continues. “The defendant, through her attorney, submitted proof of completion of 50 hours of Community Service and Anger Management.” The image of Farrah Abraham doing community service is admittedly very funny. Farrah in court-ordered anger management could almost be its own TV series. However, Farrah’s not entirely in the clear. Not yet. “The only thing that remains,” Santiago notes. “Is the payment of fines and fees.” Farrah, at least, can afford it. Last year, Farrah pleaded guilty to resisting, obstructing, or delaying an officer. As part of the deal that she had struck, her charge of battery was dismissed. Hilariously, she was also very specifically ordered to avoid the Beverly Hills Hotel’s Polo Lounge. It was that lounge where Farrah allegedly became violent. Elisabeth Albanese of the Beverly Hills Police Department described the situation to RadarOnline at the time. “Officers noted that Abraham exhibited signs of intoxication during the investigation,” Albanese shared. To be fair, Farrah does not have to drink in order to become belligerent and for her words to make no sense. “A male adult hotel security officer reported that he asked Abraham to leave the hotel,” Albanese explained. This was only “after she refused to disengage from a verbal altercation with hotel guests.” “The security officer reported that Abraham struck him in the face with her forearm, grabbed his ear, and pushed him in the face,” Albanese added. All of this happened “as he attempted to prevent her from re-entering the hotel.” Wow . We admit that we were mostly joking when we rhetorically asked if Farrah is now a good person. It’s true that anger management therapy can help people to assess their own behavior and make changes. But first of all, it doesn’t undo who you are as a person, let alone magically erase your past misdeeds. Second of all, and more importantly, you have to actually want to change and improve yourself. As far as Farrah is concerned, she’s always right, everyone else is merely out to get her, and she doesn’t need to change. Why mess with “perfection,” right? Farrah appears to have deeply rooted personality issues. A mandatory course of anger management coupled with some community service isn’t enough to address the problem. We can easily imagine her grumbling under her breath and putting on that angry-fake-smile when someone is looking at her. Remember, this is a woman who went on television, was told that her test came back positive, and insisted that it must be fake. Even when the hosts attempted to humor her by saying “well maybe it’s a false positive,” she wouldn’t let it go. She wanted to know why the test produced a “false” positive. She was demanding that people not just humor her, but actively defend her. So, we don’t expect Farrah so suddenly become a good or calm person. Honestly, that would be a death sentence for her career as a reality star. Her whole brand is that she’s the worst. However, we hope that she at least learned her lesson. Physical violence is just … not okay. Not okay with reality TV castmates, and not okay with security guards who are just doing their jobs. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Gives Daughter Fat Stack of Cash From Tooth Fairy ‘Cause That’s Farrah Abraham For You
Matt Roloff is raising a whole batch of interesting questions these days about his personal life. And, by extension, his professional life as well. Witih Little People, Big World on an extended hiatus (come on, TLC, tell us when it’s coming back already!), Matt has been making the most of his time away from the television cameras. As anyone who frequents the reality star’s Instagram page on a regular basis knows well, he’s spending most of this time with Caryn Chander. Is the couple finally engaged after well over a year of dating? Not yet, Chandler herself recently said in response to a question she’s been asked a lot of late. But it’s clear this is a topic that is far from taboo between the pair. Now, Roloff has once again raised the possibility that not only if he in this relationship for the very long-term… … but he also may be done with life on his family’s farm for good. Six days ago, Matt told social media followers that he was departing the Oregon residence for a “few weeks, adding simply: “next stop … Arizona …to visit with my folks (papa and huny) this coming week.” Then, this past Friday, Chandler shared the above photo of her and Roloff holding hands, penning as a caption to the snapshot: “Yay for Sunshine (but it’s chilly) here in AZ …. Excited that Matt’s parents fly in today !!!!” Yup. Caryn had dinner with Matt’s mother on her birthday. We told you this romance was serious! Roloff surprised fans awhile back when he said he was moving to Arizona . He later made it clear that the home he and Chandler purchased would just be a vacation house, but the decision has still left Little People, Big World viewers afraid for the show’s future. We know it’s coming back for another season… but beyond that? Audrey Roloff and Jeremy Roloff quit the series last summer; Amy may soon get engaged to Chris Marek; Jacob has been done with the program for awhile now; and Matt is at least less dedicated to the farm than in years past. We don’t blame any of these relatives from moving on, of course. The series has been on the air since 2006. The Roloffs actually set a world record last year for starring in the longest-running, family-focused reality show in small screen history. At some point, though, it has to come to an end. Will that point arrive soon? Will it be spurred on by Matt’s growing affection for the warm weather of Arizona? And would you keep watching if Matt were to leave? So many questions. Perhaps soon we’ll have some answers. View Slideshow: Matt Roloff and Caryn Chandler Share Special Photo, Spark Engagement Chatter
Farrah Abraham often attracts criticism for her parenting style, and with very good reason. In fact, what Farrah does in relation to her daughter qualifies as “parenting” only by the loosest definition of the term. Thoroughly devoted to being the cool mom, Farrah makes Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls look like a paragon of selfless responsibility. Farrah has two goals in raising her 9-year-old daughter Sophia, and neither of them has anything to do with the girl's health, happiness, or education: She wants Sophia to grow up to be just like her, and she wants to be her daughter's very best friend. And sometimes, the latter objective requires Farrah to slip Sophia a massive cash bribe. Take a look: 1. Besties Sophia often travels with Farrah on work trips and joins her at age-inappropriate red carpet events. 2. Beats the Alternative? We guess it’s better than always leaving her kid at home when she travels … but not by much. 3. The Problem You see, Farrah doesn’t bring Sophia along so that the two of them can engage in some mother-daughter bonding. 4. Stage Mom No, her stated goal is to make Sophia internationally famous before she reaches the age of 10 — and she feels parading her on red carpets is a good way to boost the child’s visibility. 5. Two-Pronged Attack Of course, that’s not Farrah’s only method bolstering her daughter’s career as a professional famous person. 6. Insta Princess Sophia is also a staple on social media, where her age-inappropriate selfies often attract widespread criticism. Of course, Farrah is of the opinion that bad attention is better than no attention. View Slideshow
